Justin Bieber Banged Chicks Behind Selena Gomez’s Back By Seducing Them With French Fries

August 12th, 2013 // 67 Comments
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Meet 22-year-old Milyn Jensen who claims that she’s the one responsible for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez breaking up in December after he seduced her with large fries from McDonald’s, so no one let this kid near Britney Spears because Revelations. Via Page Six:

Jensen, 22, told the paper that she was introduced to the 19-year-old Bieber by his best friend, rapper Lil Twist, at a Los Angeles nightclub on Dec. 21. When the party was over, she said Bieber took her, her best friend and Twist in his custom SUV to a nearby McDonald’s. Bieber got “two double cheeseburgers for himself” and he bought his lovely date “some large fries.”
She must have been lovin’ it, because after stops at an alleged marijuana store and his $4.5 million LA home, Jensen says she and Bieber were getting it on in his Beverly Hills Four Seasons luxury penthouse suite – which he had decked out with white roses for their arrival.
“He offered me a drink,” Jensen said. … “I’d only taken two sips before we started messing around. Suddenly we were kissing and I started to take off my clothes, it was a natural thing. Justin knew what he was doing like a man much older than his years. I felt like he’d had a lesson or two.”

Okay, whoa whoa whoa whoa. Stop right there, Miss Oh, By The Way, I’m On The New Season of Bad Girls Club: Miami. There’s no fucking way *any* of this happened. For starters, Tiger Woods is a billionaire and even he had to spring for at least a $5 Footlong before making a woman pull her tampon out in a Subway parking lot. Second, “Justin knew what he was doing like a man much older than his years.” AHAHAHA! Seriously? Everyone knows Justin Bieber bangs you for 30 seconds then completely destroys you in the press if you try to make him pay child support. Although, he will cry tenderly during those 30 seconds. I’ll give you that.

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  1. Some other site said she has people telling her she looks like Selena. Bitch please. You’re not hot and look nothing like Selena.

    Selena is definitely bangable. This girl is just a fame whore who is not in any way attractive.

    • Preach it DKNY! I am not kidding but this Piglet Ho’ really has a face like a pig and not the cute kind like animation(see pic# 1 ).
      She’s not fat but chunky due to height being < 5 feet?
      She must have fucked Maple Syrup's whole entourage just to have fries with dickhead. Selena = Elin Nordegren.

    • if I was banging Selena Gomez I would definitely not dump her for this. but if it was a fake relationship for publicity and you were not getting any sex from her and couldn’t get anything better well maybe.

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    Cock Dr
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    Hmmmm…..I think a more plausible headline would be “Milyn Jensen Bangs All of Justin Beiber’s Ragtag Entourage of Roadies, Dealers and Wannabe Pimp Daddies & Rappers, and All She Got was this Awful Case of Crabs”.
    That’s right folks, she didn’t even get a gratis Beiber concert t-shirt for her efforts. Groupies consider yourselves warned.

  3. All these stupid Instagram pics, and none of the luxury suite? Do Bieber’s handlers make groupies check their cellphones at the door?

  4. Deacon Jones

    McDonald’s…. so it really *is* like crack to them

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    So Justin is now humping easy, chunky, mediocre, cellulite ridden, attention whores that any Tom, Dick & Harry can easily find drunk in the toilet of any old bar or vomiting on any curb??
    Yeah..he´s deffinately high.

  6. CrashHell

    I’m gonna say this is true. Based upon experience, this is definately the type you put yer dick in when you’re 19…and I ain’t even famous, I just have fond mammories of college.

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    AweseomeTownie
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    What have we learned about this broad? She’s thirsty.

  8. Stupid flying squirrel faced bitch. You should have known you’d end up being just a “one time” thing when he didn’t even buy you a burger or drink to go WITH your fries..

  9. Milyn Jensen Banged Justin Bieber McDonalds Fries
    Dick Nose
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    I hope she does a porno soon, cause that bitch is smokin !

  10. Milyn Jensen Banged Justin Bieber McDonalds Fries
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    Her cock bulge is showing..

  11. In my day, it was a bucket of popcorn; for the Bieb’s it’s a bag of fries. I wonder how much his publicist paid her to throw in the “large” fries.

  12. I’ve been seduced more than once by McDonald’s. Usually though, it’s a McRib.

  13. Sheppy

    Man… he must have been REALLY horny.

  14. Yuck…the picture of him naked with his grandmother was sexier.

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    anonymous
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    Wait….you bang JB and that makes you a “Reality Star”? WTF?

    • Ana

      Apparently she is currently filming for the next season of Bad Girls Club, so I guess she is in the process of becoming a reality star? If you can call the girls on that show “stars”

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    Justin Bieber
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    What an ugly body.

    She’s lying. I didn’t do her. I’m a homo.

    Signed the Biebs

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    I am completely confused by this pic; how can you have a hint of abs AND be pudgy at the same time?! It make no sense!!

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    dennis
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    It’s like a Fringe universe where Gabrielle Union is broke ass and will fuck for alcohol and French fries.

  19. Milyn Jensen Banged Justin Bieber McDonalds Fries
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    Ok, so Justin IS gay?! That’s why he banged a tranny? Or is that he’s trying so hard to be black that he’s gone the Eddie Murphy route?

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    john
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    body is fine, face is manly

  21. Jack Napier

    That’s a nasty tranny. Justine loved it.

  22. Kel

    She broke the cardinal rule of McDonald’s seduction… save yourself for the big mac.

  23. summit

    If she’s gonna show her gut in so many pics, how about a few more crunches next time at the gym? It’s in that annoying “not chubby, but…” state.

  24. SM

    Shes actually 24 or 25 now, I think she was 23 at the time, not 22.

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    Hey, that’s a bathroom in the Venetian Hotel in Vegas. Yeah, that’s all I care to notice.

  26. anonym

    Dude just went through puberty. She was satisfied with Justin’s small dick?

    Since when were black chicks happy with white peckers …

    • Moi

      White guys have ugly peckers like raw meat, that would never happen.

      Btw, this girl is not even ugly (seriously, do you people have eyes, or do you just like to call any black girl ugly to feel better about your tiny penises?). I’m thinking these comments are by Beliebers who are upset that she claims to have broken up him and Selena. Lol

  27. So much wannabe famewhoring The look-how-hard-I-can-party-I-drink-straight-from-the-bottle-LOL, thinking she’s hot photo spam. Ugh. Vapid, classless skank with no taste in men. Or women, in this case.

  28. Hoes like her are a dime a dozen. I work on South Beach and them bitches are more abundant than mosquitos.
    They are young, attractive for the most part and give up pussy easy if you got the benjamins and the ride.

  29. kery

    He looks good and the girl is ugly but who knows? huh

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    Her stomach is freaking me out.

  31. des dav

    what’s wrong with her stomach? i’m confused, like defined but ‘soft’
    abs

  32. Kenny G

    She’s really gross in every way.

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    Kenny G
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    Ewwww!

    What a pig face! A Kielbasa body.

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    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Yooo, my boy JB Smoove is all up in that shit! Yo dawg, who’s her girl right thurrr??? Let’s double date to McD’s dawg. I see the girls already brought the shakes, good lawdy! U be askin’ them bitches “yo u want some Canadian bacon up in ur stank, ho?” JB Smoove is good like that! Let me borrow the whip dawg and take little miss cakes for a spin. Lil Twist can go mow Keyshawn’s lawn while we get jiggy wiff some honeys playa.

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    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Daaayuuumm! Dem hoes wanna fuck!!! JB be all like “bitch, I’mma get some McD’s and go Hamburglar on dat ass! Leave your shit swollen and purple like Grimace muddafukkaa! Yo u want that special sauce up in ur Filet o Fish bitch? Yeah, u know how JB Smoove operates girl.

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    AteIsEnough
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    Deeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!!!!!! Fugly as hell!!

  37. Milyn Jensen Banged Justin Bieber McDonalds Fries
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    I don’t think raw dogging it in the ass and then pulling out for a facial will improve the looks on this one.

  38. Annalynn from California

    You can’t play the good girl role and expect your boyfriend not cheat. (He doesn’t take you seriously) Selena looks boring btw. So to Justin: Enjoy your life. I’m not saying cheat) but next time make sure your girlfriend is “about that life” Lol Cause I see you’re a wild one. She’s pretty btw. And bielbers, I wonder if you know that you’re being cyber bully’s judging her appearance. Obviously she looks better than your criticism….. Justin took her down! :P

  39. Sure, he’s showering you with carbs now, but what happens in few years when your metabolism slows down and you need money for Weight Watcher’s meetings? Where will he be then?

  40. Eccentricity

    I don’t get kids today….and I am not even 30 yet.

    What’s happened? What went wrong?

  41. Paul

    I think she is telling the truth

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    lolwut
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    girl. really? before you go worldwide w ya instagram maybe ya need to work on those “abs” a little more. ya aint fat but i would be embarrassed if people saw my chub like that. girl’s got cellulite all over them legs like she’s in her 30s. sorry but not sorry if thats too harsh.

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    THISGIRL
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    lol how much bodyshot can you try to add in that frame lololol takes me back to myspace. girl. come on. really. you thirsty.

  44. Milyn Jensen Banged Justin Bieber McDonalds Fries
    Vernon Alarcon
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    that chick is sooooo GROSS! It be lookin’ like one of the lil’s. I hope Justine got her shots

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    Steve Elliott
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    Beiber is an idiot. I would not screw this nasty ho with his dick. Selena Gomez is quality stuff, and needs to move on.

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