Mommar Gadhafi was apparently killed this morning, but he didn’t cheat on Selena Gomez, so who gives a shit? This is Macarena Lemos, an Argentian model – I’m guessing for Arby’s. (That’ll hit you in a second.) – who claims she recently “met” with Justin Bieber in Buenos Aires, and I know what you’re thinking, Selena is way hotter, which is absolutely true. But think back to when you were a young, horny 17-year-old boy trying to stick your penis in just about anything (Actually that never goes away.) and then imagine that boy with a private jet and millions upon millions of dollars. It’s a miracle he doesn’t have a robot hooker butler because I’d have built 10 by now. “LotionTron 8000, your jumbo jugs/waffle makers are malfunctioning. Wrap your itself in a shower curtain and sit out by the curb.”
God, I need to get rich.
h/t dudeatdudedotdude
Photos: Splash News
awe poor momar. just kidding, he was a douche. and this chick’s way hotter than selena. who btw had an awesum appearance on south park last nite :) fuckin magic!
THIS chick is WAYYYYY hotter than selena gomez, who has average boring brown hair and brown eyes…sorry blue eyes women are the hottest, i dont find brown or black colored eyes attracted they look like little dots in photos…Justin upgraded!!!
attractive*
I have green/hazel eyes and my eyes don’t look like dots in photos. Also, beauty is not defined by a woman’s eye color, it’s determined by the face, the body, the expression. Clearly you’re completely ignorant about beauty.
Your the ugly dumb- fuck
Hey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_xisb2K-6A
WHAO suddenly i have a TOE fetish :)))))
You too can look this skinny if you wear spanks!
But only if you keep all your clothes on. Disrobing will destroy the illusion.
So remember to dress & undress in the dark.
not sure selena is hotter. to me they look the same. i guess bieber has a type. that is until his type is dick.
pic 3 has good toe. face is whatev, but what ruins is it is that weird midriff hugging thing that belongs on jennifer love hewitt. 6.5/10
pfff tiene alta cara de bolita esta mina… que asco, mira si justin va a cagar a la cuttie de Selena con ESTO!!!! //omg this girl with that bolivian face… what a shit, do you really think that justin could cheat on the cuttie of Selena with THIS!!!
ajajjajajaa eso mismo dije cuando salió la noticia hace unos días, ya la veremos en lo de Tinelli mirá esta foto http://www.travelsports-tv4.com/fotos_tv4/17.jpg /that´s what I said a couple of days ago look at this pic..http://www.travelsports-tv4.com/fotos_tv4/17.jpg .this confims she is not hotter than Selena-
JAJAJJAAJAJAJAAJA no tengas duda, en unas semanas la llama Marcelo y la tenemos bailando en bolas en showmatch… que desastre, que estos gatos lleguen a ese portal, lo que faltaba!
JAJAJAJAJA pero que cara de país limítrofe que tenés mamita, ni vos te la crees!!!!! Aunque Selena también es medio latina.. ajajajaa el gatito este estuvo con Messi según ella….
not getting the arby’s joke… at all. she’s way hotter than creepy baby-face selena
That would be reference to her ginormous pussy lips, which, when viewed sideways, resemble a roast beef sandwich. Hence, the Arby’s reference.
And today you learned something
Justin… this is the FIRST thing you’ve done that I like…
omg y would u say that justin i love u u better not have cheated
because ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A GIRL TO CHEAT ON ANOTHER GIRL,,,
justeen is a girl pretending to be A guy .
Looking at these photos I can’t really blame the rich little douche for wanting to take a walk on the blonde side.
Of course she could just be spreading these tales to get some publicity. Hey, it worked!
I DONT GET IT!!! Somebody explain the Arby’s thing.
I believe he may have been referring to beef curtains, or camel toe, whatever, she’s hot!
ooooohhhhh. heh. gross.
Carmela Cameltoe.
The joke was more vulgar than funny.
Why can’t they design underwear and bikini bottoms for women that don’t stick inside their crotch? It’s funny to catch a few women here and there like that, but after awhile it just seems nasty.
Yeah, pic #3 says it all.
She’s kinda got that stretched “cat-face” look that screams plastic surgery, it’s sorta creepy. Who’s that horrifying old woman that had a butt-load of surgery and look like that now? Like someone tanned her face? I don’t remember.
Jocelyn Wildenstein
she def had some work done, her nose looks worked on…IMO
Selena Gomez hotter than this broad? on what planet?
no shit.
Marklar?
Yes I don’t get the Arby’s thing either. Can someone please explain? I thought about it but still don’t get it. It’s going to bother me until I do.
And Selena is hotter. I know I am the minority here, but it’s true.
I think Selena’s prettier, too. This girl is just another blonde girl in underwear.
C’mon Fish…..
Gomez is “girl I’d take home to mom” material.
This chick is the kind that wakes you up with a morning blowjob then smokes a bowl with you.
show me a selena video that’s this hot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQtNaP6H4EM
Dang, if Biebs got some of that I hate him even more.
Dude,
Is that the French maid video? I cant view your link, but google the fucking french maid video, lol, holy shit!!!
FISH, put that shit up
yup the maid one. check the ass on this chick. fucking runway shots *were* amiss in that one area..
and victoria’s secret better snatch her up asap, like all the other hotties out of brazil. this one’s a keeper~
That video is pretty hot, but Gomez burns it up in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
Well, she’s 19 already, they better hurry up!
She’s way hotter than Selena. And why would she sleep with that little twink? She used to date Lionel Messi.
Lionel Messi is the Justin Beiber of football.
she needs press, that’s all
Don´t think if this is true. This girl came out a couple of months ago saying that she wanted to bang Leo Messi. And no, she never date Leo, in fact this is his girlfriend http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/messi-wife-intro.jpg . This Macarena Lemos girl just wants the press…
No, she didn’t say she wanted to bang him, she said she was his gf back when she was 14. That was her ticket to get into a couple of tv shows. Already forgotten, I havent seen her since. But after this I bet I’ll see her tomorrow on every gossip tv show there is.
Wait, is the Arby’s thing supposed to mean that Arby’s is “Good Mood Food”, and if this girl used my semen as food, I’d be in a good mood?
**checks the age of consent laws in Argentina**
this chick’s 19 according to the innerwebs
No, her roast beef sandwich will put you in a good mood. It’ll probably put her in a good mood too which is awesome cuz you know bitches. They be bitches.
The Arby’s joke is referring to pic 3, she appears to have a large camel toe (i.e big meat curtains, roast beef, batwings etc. etc.)
Regardless she’s way hotter then Selena. Check the later pics where she’s not wearing the tummy tuck thing.
or a Big Montana
So I guess “Macarena” is Spanish for “Toe of the Camel”?
No, it’s Spanish for shitty song!
and JUSTIN BEIBER translastes to SHITTY in any language .
I’d like to do the macarena. If bieber was a real playa he woulda had a macaselena sandwich.
Dunno about this, everything about Bieber is manufactured, why would he sleep with her? I doubt he even knows how to use his dick. There’s something else going on here, she’s probably after the free publicity.
Her forehead looks like the surface of the moon. Do they not have Proactiv in Argentina? Sheesh, the least they could do is airbrush the poor girl.
hahahahahahhahhahahaha!!
The gloves make her look like some kind of sexy proctologist, which seems appropriate for the Biebe
Not that this chick is anything special, but come on! Selena Gomez looks like a fkn 12 year old….PASS!
Her labia yearn to break free of the panty confines.
That would have been distracting for any straight guys in the catwalk audience, but there weren’t any.
she def knows how to model lingerie!! lose the gloves and girdle though, kinda overkill. maybe some ‘Angel’ wings…?
Oh that girdle is killing me! The tag! The fucking tag! Oh Jesus, it won’t stop staring at me!
I learn about Gaddafi’s death on the Superficial? I really need to get out more. Or read the news, I guess.
haha
I read about it on the elevator. They have one of those news screens. Otherwise, I would have read it here. Seriously, why watch the news when you can get it here along with great comments!
I learned it here too! But I just can’t start my day off with actual news, just can’t do it. Too depressing AND it makes me feel all sober-y. So fuck a bunch of that!
Uh oh, he’s realized that when you are rich AND popular, you don’t have to settle for just one puta.
This bitch looks like QaDaffy. Pass!
Suddenly, I’m thinking Arby’s.
Is that a girdle? They need models for girdles?
So Justing Beiber knows how to do Macarena.
Where do I buy the “oh I have too much respect for your gf to bang you” passcard? I seriously need one of those..
Great camel toe. She’s really young and this is SOoooo close to kiddy porn.
Explain the Arby’s joke…. and Selena is hotter
This girl has a cute little body. Did she bang Beiber? eh. don’t care.
Enjoyed the photos though.
I like how his publicity team is consistent and always links him with Latin girls when he’s really a little twink. Yuck. This girl must really need the publicity if she wants to mentioned with a boy who probably doesn’t have pubic hair yet.
Right, she is not popular down here in Argentina.
Of course not, she’s not lingerie model material. She has no ass and she kinda looks like a young Christina Applegate. Christina Applegate’s really cute but she’s no model.
In pictures she reminds me of a younger January Jones, in the video she does look like Applegate. She needs to watch it with the surgery though, her eyes already have that ‘pulled’ look.
If this was true I´d change the title to “Jb Raped by an Agentinian model”
Lesbian sex?
Cheating? By cheating to you mean sex? Or a trip to McDonalds?
she looks like a broke ass Kelly Bundy
ALL the models (or wanna be celebrities) in buenos aires claim to have an affair with any celebrity who came here, so i dont believe her
I’m from Argentina and I can tell you for sure this didn’t happen! This girl showed up a couple of months ago saying she was Lionel Messi’s ex girlfriend, from back when they were 14 or something, whatever! Who gives a shit!!! She is a fame whore and she’s just trying to grab attention from the media. It’s the new thing now, it has been for a couple of years, just say that you’ve slept with a celebrity, or a so called celeb, and you’ve made it! Stupid bitch.
What!? You mean (wannabe) starf*cking famewhores are not just American phenomena?
Not that anybody f*cked Biebling.
No kidding, it’s an invasion. They go more for football (soccer for you) players though, Messi “slept” with half of them and he doesn’t even live here. Their main goal is to end up dancing in the local version of “Dancing with the stars” which is more about this so called stars fighting with the judges or among each other, showing up basically naked and trying to get the host of the show to drool over them; than the whole dancing in itself. Pathetic.
She’s not usher. clearly only gossip.
So the Biebs dumps Dora the Explorer for this run of the mill slut? I still say Bieb is angling to enter Diego
That’s some toe to be proud of!
“Before hooking up with Justin Beiber, I was barely getting by modeling Spanxs. Now I model for a nice man in his parents basement suite.”
She actually looks like a blonde Selena. That’s weird!
Just FYI folks, if this woman didn’t have her hair all bleached out, she would look much more like Selena Gomez. Hello???? She is Latina too!!!!!
Argentina is a country who recived a lot of inmigrants from Europe during the second industry revolution and the first world war, so most of argentinian people are very european-like.
Justin Bieber has never had sex, come on. Where the pics of this chicks ass?
Yeah, Selena is hotter. I don’t get the Arby’s joke. And, people still watch South Park? I’m guessing that those same people should spring for a new futon in the basement, or at least lobby mom for the cash for a new one. Christ, why is every douchebag in the world listening to Tool while watching South Park like its the year 2000? Evolve people.
Get out of that cave Rob! South Park has actually improved since 2000. I still watch it and I don’t even own a futon. I have a real bed and a real job. And if you don’t like it, you can just geeeeet out. See if only you had been keeping up with South Park. Now let’s go hit up a hecma bar!