Justin Bieber Cheated On Selena Gomez With Rihanna? This Kid? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

February 6th, 2013 // 42 Comments
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Life & Style reports:

Though Justin and Selena, who have been dating since late 2010, have been off and on in recent months as work kept them apart, this devastating piece of information caused her to break things off for good, says the friend. Now, “Selena thinks maybe they’ve been hooking up all along,” their friend tells the mag.
An insider reveals that they spent time together in NYC while taping the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in November 2012. “During breaks, they’d sneak away to the Hotel Giraffe,” the source tells Life & Style. “They were alone — their security made sure of it. Hotel staff blocked off the entire floor for them.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHA! HA… But, seriously, there’s no way this happened. If anything, she was picking him up over her shoulder to carry to Chris Brown. “Yo, yo, don’t bruise him, don’t bruise him. I like ‘em soft. BITCH, GET AWAY FROM MY PHONE!”

Photos: Getty


  1. Deacon Jones

    He better get himself tested for gonorrhea

  2. Jade

    Are we completely positive that Justin isn’t, in fact, a lesbian?

  3. Flesh Gordon

    He let Chris Brown bang him while Rihanna watched.

    • Randal

      Really liking the energy Justin always brings on stage. A playful personality is infectious, and it shows in these pictures. As for the whole Rihanna story, it’s not true folks, just another fab article in a has-never-been magazine, trying to sell a few copies off the stand.

      Justin might be a playah, but he ain’t no heart breakah.



        *YOU* and people like you are the reason why god hates us and rock music is dead.

        Calling anything this cheese-eating high-school boy does “music” is an insult to everyone from Mozart to Jimmy Page. Hell it’s an insult to the cavemen banging rocks together that first invented “music.”

      • Randal’s known for his sarcasm here, least I’m hoping it’s sarcasm!

      • You obviously have no idea who Randal is. He’s a beloved fixture here at the Superficial. He’s the mild mannered, ultimate doting fan of every celeb, alive or dead, and always – always – finds a nice word or spin to say about all of ‘em, no matter what.

        Yes, the sun is always shining in Randal’s world. Of course, the fact that it’s on all 24 hours of the day is what drove him completely out of his tits years ago.

      • Bernard Goldbloom

        The eternal sunshine of the unused mind

  4. mike

    “I’ve been waiting for you, Skarsgard. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.”

    “Only a master of ‘bating, Justin. BOOYAAAH I WENT THERE.”

    [penises clash]

  5. Frank Burns

    I feel bad for the hotel’s giraffe, but not the other two.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      I’m writing “awesome” in lieu of the thumb upping, since Fish does not value the opinions of the unregistered proles.

  6. Cock Dr

    This would be so funny if it were true.
    How reliable IS “Life & Style”? Is it a beacon of journalistic integrity and truthiness?

  7. Justin Bieber Undwewear Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    Who gets a tattoo of the Tootsie Pop Owl?

  8. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    5 words: The 21st century’s Leif Garrett.

  9. Justin Bieber Undwewear Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    So Jimmy, Woodsie the Owl on my left arm and Alvin the Chipmunk on my right nu……

  10. Mario Starr

    What would it take to make this skinny lesbian go the fuck away? Permanently.

  11. Matt Lauer

    Apparently she likes mental midgets and actual midgets too. Good for her!

  12. Well, that clinches it… Rihanna loves wearing a strap-on.

  13. Dick Hell

    Little bastard should change his name to Just In Beaver.

  14. Yeah, and then he beat up his bodyguard because he’s so manly.

  15. Bernard Goldbloom

    Excellent Smithers , bring the boy to me ! I’ll reduce his youth essences to a vial of highly concentrated elixir of youth to extend my life indefinitely !!!


    shame on you justin bieber……i rally feel sorry about selena gomez…..she is lucky to break up with you….

  17. Rihanna was probably just looking too hook up with someone who hits like a girl.

  18. jesus, every fucking time i see this twerp- he has that fucking scrunched up forehead.

  19. The minute he can’t afford a bodyguard he is going to get the shit kicked out of him everyday.

  20. Hey, I have nothing against the Biebs, but Selena Gomez simply HAS to have a screw loose for sticking with this guy for years. Seriously. Her people need to smack her upside etc.

  21. kimmykimkim

    I just love her owl tattoo and the way she’s been doing her hair! It just lights up her face!

  22. Justin Bieber Undwewear Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    I have turds that weigh more than this little boy.

  23. MaryDtn9

    This is more media BS. Rihanna is to caviar like Selena is to taco. If Justin dined on caviar I doubt he would ever settle for a taco. WAY, WAY, WAY funny. I must have laughed for ten minutes. LOL.

  24. Justin Bieber Undwewear Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    “Quick ! Hand me the magnifying glass.”

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