Justin Bieber’s Security Should Work On Its Whorehouse Extractions

November 4th, 2013 // 31 Comments

Here’s Justin Bieber leaving Centauros whorehouse in Rio de Janeiro where he apparently spent three hours before leaving with two escorts and taking them back to his hotel for more sex, according to Page Six. Or so his people would have you believe to make Justin Bieber look like a normal, horny teenager even though this is clearly a ghost that loves prostitutes. I’m looking right at it!

Photos: GADE/AKM-GSI

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  1. The “security guards” are the whores he took back to his hotel room. His publicist is trying to spin it to make him look straight.

  2. Justin Bieber Brothel Prostitutes Brazil Whore House
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, that’s a lot of fornication for a guy who claims to be religious.

  3. Griefer

    I thought the whores come to you when you’re rich and famous.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Umm…guys? There are girl cooties on these sheets, and they’re touching me! THEY’RE TOUCHING ME! GUYS! Guys?”

  5. alex

    Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinally this kid us using his fame, wealth and influence for a good cause.

  6. cc

    I think the Biebs might just have lost sight of his ‘image’. A tattooed brothel-going, obnoxious shit probably doesn’t sell too well in his target demographic (or their parents, who are probably paying for the concert tickets).

    In any case, if he picked up a social disease, I’d laugh.

    • alex

      I’m not sure, I think his little band of fans probably is nearing an average age of 18-19. (If they were 12-13 when he rose to prominence.) For them, this just means he;s “get-able.”

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    Commented on this photo:

    No blood on those sheets. He’s clearly still a virgin.

  8. i dont know why but the idea of a brothel run by pinhead just popped up in my brain.

  9. Shea Vertwat

    Uh, did anyone specify the gender of the prostitutes he allegedly visited?

  10. Back in my day, we had to roll them up and dump them in the lake ourselves. Kids today have no respect the right way to kill a hooker.

  11. So, how many clients did she serve?

  12. Discreet is a term he’s not familiar with?Charlie Sheen who’s winning manage’s to get pornstars out to his fortress of solitude until they blabbed . A white table cloth with STD’s, vomit,semen etc is the best u can do? Bahahahaha

  13. There are a lot of things in the universe I don’t understand–dark matter, the rules of cricket, etc. But I find it incomprehensible that supermodels want to bang this androgynous high-school kid. And because that can’t possibly be enough, he goes and picks up whores. Looking forward to his karmic payback.

  14. Dox

    I sit here… sad and depressed. I have spent decades of my life in service to other people. As a Marine, then a Paramedic. I have lived on very little, materialistically.

    So is it really to much to ask for the universe to get off its lazy ass, send a spacefaring civilization to this planet to collect his sorry ass for experimentation on a different planet, but still beam back the delightful sounds of his agonized screaming?

    I mean really….

  15. “Centauros.” Really.

    “THE KENTAUROI (or Centaurs) were a tribe of half man, half horse savages which inhabited the mountains and forests of Magnesia.”
    (from Theoi Greek Mythology) And yes, the Spanish is consistent.

    So did he take the prostitutes back to his hotel, or ride them back? Can the boy already have banged his way through Disney’s harem and the entire Victoria Secret catalogue, to the point he is seeking out quasihuman homosexual beastiality in foreign soil? Is he destined to mirror the fate of Katherine the Great, only infinitely funnier?

  16. The Most Interesting

    Now, I will admit that I know nothing of this kind of thing.

    But my beard assures me that, in his time, he has learned that Brazil is well known for women that are not women. Males who are not males. She’s who are he’s.

    I trust I need shame him no more when the Biebs is in Rio.

  17. Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?

    What everyone really wants to know is “were the escorts pre or post op?”

  18. anonym

    hope he caught a bunch of STD’s and HIV.

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    Odbarc
    Commented on this photo:

    This’ll just make removing his dead body in a cheap motel sheet all that much easier later.

  20. Looks like 140 odd pounds of shit in a 10 pound wrapper.

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    foker
    Commented on this photo:

    the way he walks under a sheet ..it seems he was severely F.cked by his ass ..so he can not walk normally ..check if there is shit spots on the sheet.

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