Take Pictures Of My Boy #BBare And You Get Your Shit Crashed Into, Son

September 2nd, 2014 // 16 Comments
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Picture dis: You’re riding your ATV across da Canadian sunset wit #YoBestHo behind you, rubbin’ her fake titties all over yo back when outta nowhere, mothafuckin paparazzi show up in a minivan and start takin’ pictures! Now do you: A. Keep ridin’ dat ho in da sunset. 2. Tell them mothafuckas to step off. Or G. Show dem who’s da hardest, blackest dawg dis side of Ontario-town? Run dat fuckin’ mouth, Bitch-Harv:

Justin Bieber got arrested in Canada after crashing his ATV into a minivan driven by paparazzi … TMZ has learned — and he now faces charges of dangerous driving and assault.
Bieber was taken into custody Friday afternoon in Perth County, Ontario. Police say there was a physical altercation between Justin and a paparazzo in the minivan … after they had the collision.

Now it’s a fact, mothafuckas be dyin’ all over the place from ridin’ dem ATVs, but only one gangsta can straight smash dat shit into a MINIVAN and come out swingin’. Which, honestly, yo? Kinda freaks me dafuq out. Dat’s Satanism. I think my boy’s da devil. The other day I heard him talkin’ in this deep voice sayin’ shit like, “SOON, I SHALL REAP THE WRETCHED SOULS OF THIS LAND INTO MY UNHOLY ARMY,” and “NOW IS THE TIME WHERE I HARVEST YOUR PUSSY,” but that last one coulda been Selena Gomez talkin’. Shit was dark, nigga.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Short Round

    Are you sure it was an ATV he crashed into the van and not that hat?

  2. Mitch

    Awesome.

  3. He needs to crash that ATV into neck high barbed wire.

  4. Hmm

    That’s a nice doormat that he picked up from Mexico.

  5. Anita Berber's Addictions

    Looks like a 12 year old and his 6 year old sister playing Cowgirls and douchebags.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a real swanky looking resort, probably Canada’s finest.

  7. News sure has been slow since The Fappening

  8. JC

    So you’re riding a machine that’s more or less designed for off-roading, and the best option to evade paparazzi on a public street in a minivan is to…crash into them?

    • Slappy Magoo

      Or did the minivan go off-roading to snap the pictures and Biebs being kinda shitty at everything couldn’t avoid hitting them?

      Don’t get me wrong, I’d like BBare to get slipped a roofie by CeeLo and disappear into his ass canal like one of Richard Gere’s hamsters. But paparazzi is notorious for putting themselves in dangerous positions to get a shot and then whine victim if an accident happens. Honestly there should be a special circle of Hell reserved for the paparazzi and the douches they stalk. But this might be one of those rare instances where nothing would’ve happened had Jonny Needsthatshot kept a respectable distance.

  9. These two are literally so boring the only thing worthwhile here is Fish’s write up.

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    carlos
    Commented on this photo:

    Let the DHS stop him from entering the US…. please!

  11. Visible

    Not sure if i love your BBare or your Mahky Mahk better but theyre both perfect.

  12. “BBare is going to be all hardcore gangster with all this jail time he is racking up, put him in the yard he’ll run the place canadian style.!”

  13. Seriously, without stylists and bare flesh, this douche monkey’s girlfriend looks about nine years old…

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