Picture dis: You’re riding your ATV across da Canadian sunset wit #YoBestHo behind you, rubbin’ her fake titties all over yo back when outta nowhere, mothafuckin paparazzi show up in a minivan and start takin’ pictures! Now do you: A. Keep ridin’ dat ho in da sunset. 2. Tell them mothafuckas to step off. Or G. Show dem who’s da hardest, blackest dawg dis side of Ontario-town? Run dat fuckin’ mouth, Bitch-Harv:
Justin Bieber got arrested in Canada after crashing his ATV into a minivan driven by paparazzi … TMZ has learned — and he now faces charges of dangerous driving and assault.
Bieber was taken into custody Friday afternoon in Perth County, Ontario. Police say there was a physical altercation between Justin and a paparazzo in the minivan … after they had the collision.
Now it’s a fact, mothafuckas be dyin’ all over the place from ridin’ dem ATVs, but only one gangsta can straight smash dat shit into a MINIVAN and come out swingin’. Which, honestly, yo? Kinda freaks me dafuq out. Dat’s Satanism. I think my boy’s da devil. The other day I heard him talkin’ in this deep voice sayin’ shit like, “SOON, I SHALL REAP THE WRETCHED SOULS OF THIS LAND INTO MY UNHOLY ARMY,” and “NOW IS THE TIME WHERE I HARVEST YOUR PUSSY,” but that last one coulda been Selena Gomez talkin’. Shit was dark, nigga.
Photos: Pacific Coast News