Justin Bieber Tried To Bang Ariana Grande, It Didn’t Work
Justin Bieber tried to flirt with Ariana Grande on Instagram the other day, which ended in her shooting his ass right the fuck down:
not today satan !!!!!! gtg finish this music & live my cute, drama free life !!
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) January 20, 2016
So feel free to read all about that, or simply enjoy the decadent pleasure of knowing Justin Bieber wasn’t allowed to stick his depressingly large dick in something. I’m honestly thinking about going to church that’s how I touched I am on a spiritual level right now. Plus this rebuking Satan shit is hilarious. Did you see that asshole’s penis not get wet? Haha! I bet he was so mad.