Justin Bieber Drove Over 100 MPH, Putting Other Drivers At Risk Because The Paparazzi Did It First

July 9th, 2012 // 91 Comments
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Justin Bieber continued his metamorphosis into a selfish Hollywood shit-weasel who can’t take responsibility for his own actions by doing over 100 mph on Highway 101, causing 10 other drivers on the road to call 911, because – wait for it – the paparazzi was chasing him. TMZ reports:

Justin Bieber has filed a harassment complaint against one of the paparazzi who chased him down an L.A. freeway Friday — claiming the guy was a maniac on the road … and put several lives in danger.
A CHP officer dropped by Justin’s music video shoot downtown Friday (above) — and law enforcement sources tell us, the officer was there to take Justin’s statement after the singer filed the complaint.
We’re told Justin originally reached out to police following Friday’s high speed chase — because the photog in question had been extremely aggressive on the road … much worse than the other photogs.

Let’s just start picking this apart for the horseshit it is, and it’s almost too easy:

1. Justin Bieber was concerned that the paparazzi were putting lives at risk, so he decided to put a stop to it by doing 100 mphs and.. putting lives at risk?
2. He was behind the wheel of a car with tinted windows. Tinted windows. Just stop and let them take pics of a black window until the cops show up. Or, you know, keep driving like a normal person. On that note:
3. His Israeli ex-Special Forces bodyguard is with him at all times. The dude probably holds the kid’s penis while he takes a leak just so he doesn’t accidentally molest himself. At no point is he ever in danger. Selena Gomez could say, “Wow, that was over fast,” and the dude would have Bieber’s ears covered before a single word touched his eardrums while checking him for scratch marks. He’s that good. (If you think I’m over-exaggerating the man’s credentials, every single day he gets in a car with Justin Bieber behind the wheel. There’s laughing in the face of death, and then there’s shitting on its foot while staring it directly in the eye.)

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Justin Bieber Pulled Over Speeding Driving Recklessly
    anonym
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    so fucking bright. my eyes !!

  2. Justin Bieber Pulled Over Speeding Driving Recklessly
    FUZZ LOVER
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    Looking at him, you sure he wasn’t racing @100mph on a kid’s trike?

  3. Justin Bieber Pulled Over Speeding Driving Recklessly
    FUZZ LOVER
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    Was it his body guard or drivers-ed teacher with him?

  4. Justin Bieber Pulled Over Speeding Driving Recklessly
    FUZZ LOVER
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    Bet the cop will have to take leave of absense, can’t stop laughing his fucking ass off, seeing Bieber-noballs in a grown up vehicle…

  5. Blech

    He’s so cool… riding that segway to the driver’s side of the car.

    Will he require a lift to place him into the seat, too?

    I suppose we shouldn’t forget that someone will have to open the door for him.

    Fucking lazy, useless asshole.

  6. Blech

    See, this is what happens after Beaver consumes X. He swears others are following him including females.

    The butterflies, unicorns, rainbow swirls and glittery stars around him, however, are all real.

  7. Justin Bieber Pulled Over Speeding Driving Recklessly
    ba ha har
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    hhahah wtf this guy is a picture of douche in any dictionary. a shit bag has nothing on this fkn guy

  8. adm.fookbar

    If he were black, this would’ve ended so much more awesomely.

  9. Is this the part where his car morphs into Robert Patrick and tries to kill John Connor?

  10. Justin Bieber Pulled Over Speeding Driving Recklessly
    The Royal Penis
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    “You realize that not only do I hate your music, but this car represents all that is evil in society to me. I couldn’t afford this car after working for the PD for 20 years..let alone a gym membership…so instead I’m going to treat you like a piece of shit and give you lots of citations to make me feel better.”

  11. How do you shit on someone’s shoes and look them in he eye at the same time?

  12. Justin Bieber Pulled Over Speeding Driving Recklessly
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    I want to kick him right in the cunt.

  13. Justin Bieber Pulled Over Speeding Driving Recklessly
    uh
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh usually people cosign for other people because the purchaser isnt financially stable. Probably not an issue in this case. In summary, you are retarded.

  14. Pioneer PRO-700HD Service Manual

    Thanks for the post very intresting.

  15. Justin Bieber Pulled Over Speeding Driving Recklessly
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s driving a chromed car. Forget about how much what looks like a Fisker costs, how much more does it cost to get it chromed? And besides, how much of a douche do you have to be to actually want to drive a chromed car? Then be seen next to it on a segway.

  16. Justin Bieber Pulled Over Speeding Driving Recklessly
    Gary
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    Can he see over the steering wheel??

  17. Justin Bieber Pulled Over Speeding Driving Recklessly
    Justin Bieber Assassinator
    Commented on this photo:

    Recipe for Homosexual Douch Syndrome:

    1 Fiskar Karma
    1 Celebrity girlfriend
    1 Segway for when you exit your Fiskar
    1 Nerd glasses
    1 Wannabe cool hairstyle
    one 9 year old non-falsetto voice
    Celebrity privileges

    You just made (or have) Homosexual Douch Syndrome.

  18. Justin Bieber Pulled Over Speeding Driving Recklessly
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    MWAHAHAHA!!! MOTHERF**KIN PWNAGE!!!

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