JUSTIN #BBARE IS THE LAW, CAT
Yesterday, word got out that my boy #BBare, as in ladies be gettin’ bare for #BBare, was tryin’ to get stuck with some bullshit robbery charge over some ho at da batting cages saying he touched her iPhone or some shit. Which, maybe, mighta stuck on some lesser fool except all dem legal beagles forgot to account for one of the most undeniable troof of life: Pussy do what #BBare says it do. Tell ‘em, HarvLev:
The Sherman Oaks Castle Park employee called in to “TMZ Live” moments ago, claiming she witnessed the heated exchange Monday night between Bieber and the woman who was taking photos of him.
The employee says the woman was definitely the instigator, being overly aggressive and ignoring security’s requests to stop snapping pics. She says Bieber was upset, but never got physical with the woman in any way … and definitely didn’t try to grab her phone.
Sources close to Bieber tell us, the singer lost his cool because the flash kept distracting him while he was trying to bat.
OOOOOOOOOOOH shit. And, lo, shall #BBare’s enemies lie prostate cancer before him. And my boy shall humble dem asses and speak with the voice of an angel:
It is hard to defend myself and my privacy every moment of the day. Then to see rumors. The truth will set u free
My mom raised me to be kind to others. I get judged, harassed, and I try to take the high road. Sometimes it isn’t easy. But we keep trying
I will continue to be the man my mother raised. I love people and I will try to be kind even when things are not fair. Don’t believe rumors
Thanks for those who stick by me and those that help me grow everyday. I love you.
Off to have fun and smile with friends. I’m human. I feel. I hurt. But I got thick skin too. I can handle it. I love you
Shit, y’all, I don’t want you to see me cryin’ like this. But it’s just so goddamn beautiful. Little mothafucka thankin’ his mothafuckin’ mom. Shit cuts you. Shit cuts you right here. Why can’t y’all let my boy be kind and play human games, yo? Stop your Rudolphin’! Stop that shit right now. My nigga’s nose’s gotta SHINE. #GuideDatSleighBoo
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