So The ‘Justice League’ Trailer

In a world where he tried to murder Superman, which definitely got him killed by a turd monster, Batmony Stark will try to find the one thing he never knew he was missing.

A super group of friends.

♫ Pressure pushing down on me, pressing down on you ♫

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“I’m looking for a man. Comes in on the King’s Tide. Actually, I already know what he looks like because Wonder Woman showed me his face in a YouTube video, which I probably should’ve just showed you. It’s right here on my phone.”
 

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“This was way more badass in my head.”

♫ Under pressure, that brings a building down, splits a family in two ♫

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“So is this what you do now? You tell jokes?”
“I tell jokes now.”
 
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“Here’s one for you: Marrrrthaaaa.”
 
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♫ It’s the terror of knowing, what the world is about ♫

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“ZACK SNYDER WUZ HERE!”
 
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“Are you there, Cod, it’s me Arth-” *gets hit by wave*

♫ Watching some good friends, screaming ‘Let me out’ ♫

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“I learn names by throwing Batarangs at faces!”
 
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“I’m good with science. This could’ve gone into my brain!”
 
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“And I’m kind of mad it didn’t. I miss killing…”

♫ Pressure on people people on streets ♫

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“I heard about you.”
 
cyborg batman
“I heard about you too, Black Terminator.”
 
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cyborg batman
“What? You would’ve laughed if Robert Downey Jr. said that. You so would’ve laughed. Fack you.”

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batman aquaman
“Just out of curiosity. Are you attacking me on — porpoise?”
 
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♫ Under pressure ♫

And because I have no willpower:

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♫ YOU MOTHER GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS ♫
 

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♫ YOU FUCKER GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS ♫
 

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