Just kidding!

April 1st, 2010 // 67 Comments

Jesse James’ lawyer fielded questions about the recently surfaced photo of the biker in Nazi attire (above) and chalked the whole thing up as a joke between Jesse and – wait for it – his Jewish godfather. CNN reports:

The hat may have been in poor taste, but it was given to James as a gag gift by his Jewish godfather, attorney Joe Yanny said.
Possessing Nazi memorabilia does not make someone a neo-Nazi, he said.
As evidence that James is no anti-Semite, Yanny said James lived for nearly a month in an Israeli kibbutz.

Wow, Jesse James’ lawyer blows. Israeli kibbutz? Seriously? If he was my client, not only would I have said he jumped over the Holocaust with his motorcycle, I’d also claim he invented the bagel while visiting his bubbie. That’s how you practice law, my friends. That’s how you practice law.

Photo: Us Weekly
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  1. Jenni

    This guy was definitely a geeky little loser in school.

  2. small asian penis

    Oh please. That’s what you have to say when all your Jewish friends find out your banging a Nazi.

  3. Try to relax, it was just a prank.

  4. LOL I love that line of defense: “Jesse James is not a nazi, just think Hitler’s funny!”

  5. Have you seen my friend Kyle? He’s about this tall.

  6. rumble grumble gurgle roar

    I’ve always thought this photo was some sort of joke…no big deal. however, I think everyone could see jesse as a nazi..not a real stretch. So the hat is a joke.. the photo is a joke…but has anyone noticed the Red Baron plane in the background? Not Nazi as it’s WWI, but it’s still German…..

  7. havoc

    Nein.

    Neither is the Red Barron’s airplane in the background.

    .

  8. Jenni

    People that believe this is a joke are so gullible and stupid. He not only cheats on his wife but he cheats on her with hookers.Yes, porn stars are hookers. But yeah… him being prejudice is a joke. He is such a great guy! Wonderful husband and father. His children will overjoyed when they learn how to read and comprehend.

    What was the joke when he was wearing the nazi overalls?

    I’m german and come from a christian background(currently not religion)… this guy is a scumbag.

  9. This guy is a world class asshole. Period.

  10. only difference between a jew and a canoe is that a canoe tips

    “As evidence that James is no anti-Semite, Yanny said James lived for nearly a month in an Israeli kibbutz.”

    Sure, but that was because he was in training to start up a tattoo business, so he was practicing his technique. If he remembers correctly, most of the tattoos were numbers, for some reason…

  11. Wow

    This picture doesn’t make me think he’s an anti-semite. He certainly isn’t the first person in history to make fun of Hitler. I also didn’t think that Prince Harry was an anti-Semite when he wore an SS uniform as a Halloween costume. Don’t jump to conclusions, people. Just because he’s a cheater, doesn’t mean he’s Grand Poobah of the KKK.

  12. Wow

    This picture doesn’t make me think he’s an anti-semite. He certainly isn’t the first person in history to make fun of Hitler. I suppose Mel Brooks is an anti-Semite too after goofing on Hitler in The Producers? People own WWII memorabilia. My grandfather had a Nazi helmet from his time serving there in the Army – he wasn’t an anti-Semite either.

    I also didn’t think that Prince Harry was an anti-Semite when he wore an SS uniform as a Halloween costume. Don’t jump to conclusions, people. Just because he’s a cheater, doesn’t mean he’s Grand ‘Poobah ‘of the KKK.

  13. pooter

    This guy has a roomful of nazi stuff… seems like a douche (anti- Semite) to me.

    WTF?!

  14. Jestersdead

    Meh, yyaaaaaaaaawwwwwn. Who gives a sh*t. First if you’re offended by that your an fng pussy and your offendo-meter needs therapy. Second, this dude was married to a pornstar who used to be Uber Hot, their unraveled life was played out on the E Channel, that dude is messed up, SB had to know that going in, she’s an idiot, but like a typical woman will play the victim card.

  15. WTF

    @13 – and you know this picture was taken in his house HOW exactly?

  16. Willie Dixon

    PR Fail

    “The hat may have been in poor taste, but it was given to James as a gag gift by his Jewish godfather, attorney Joe Yanny said…”

    Probably to say, “Here, Jesse. You want act like an anti-semite, now you can dress one too!”

  17. Paul Jr.

    The picture obviously appears to be making fun of Hitler. A Nazi supporter would be be quite a bit more serious in their support of Hilter. Hitler has been made fun of before. Jesse is no Nazi.

  18. Paul Jr.

    The picture obviously appears to be making fun of Hitler. A Nazi supporter would be be quite a bit more serious in their support of Hilter. Hitler has been made fun of before. Jesse is no Nazi.

  19. justifiable

    Fokker triplane in the background. Ignorant fokker in the foreground.

    (And #7, you’re wrong. Richthofen flew a Fokker Dr.1 triplane. And Baron only has one ‘r’).

  20. heyy

    a funny joke..
    reminds me of ye olden times

  21. A scuzzy biker and a tattooed skank aping for the camera in a german/nazi hat and some of you clowns think it’s the beginning of the 4th Reich. The broad is questionable but nazism appears to be the least of her problems and, given her station in life, certainly the least of ours.

    I’ve seen pictures of Lou Reed and Paul Stanley posing in Nazi garb as well, and they’re both Jewish.

  22. You forgot to mention the Hitler surfboard. The salute and cap were in poor taste, but we don’t know the context. I could see that one explained away. How do you explain away a surfboard with swastika and full profile of Adolph Hitler? LOL

  23. You forgot to mention the Hitler surfboard. The salute and cap were in poor taste, but we don’t know the context. I could see that one explained away. How do you explain away a surfboard with swastika and full profile of Adolph Hitler?

  24. notafan

    @23 —> From what I can see, the cross on the surfboard is a greek cross. It is not a swastika – which necessitates the arms being bent at right angles – so how exactly is it a ‘Hitler’ surfboard?

  25. I love that line of defense: “Jesse James is not a nazi, just think Hitler’s funny!”

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  27. justifiable

    #24 Uh, it isn’t – primarily because that’s a model plane in the background, not a surfboard. And FYI, that’s a Prussian/German Iron cross, not a Greek one – it’s a military decoration, not an object of worship. As far as I know, no pix of the suspect surfboard have been shown on the ‘net, it’s all according to a “source”. The National Enquirer reported it as a full-length image of HItler giving a Nazi salute, so presumably a swastika is included.

  28. blorf

    He is wearing a SS hat.

    That is a very expensive hat. It might cost him his rep and it is probably worth thousands.

  29. captain america

    an anus is bigger than his nose.

  30. Um, yeah, not cool. I’ve already seen better and less problematic costume ideas.

  31. Top Grade Acai

    He is looking like a traffic police man trying to stop a car.. isn’t he?

  32. Beeotch

    I often wonder about these celebs…..Do they just hand these photos out to people or what? How come the paps are always able to get a copy of the most personal photos….things that make you go hmmm……

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  34. gigi

    don’t forget y’all, even Hitler himself had a jewish GRANDfather, so….. I’m just sayin…

  35. Sam

    Don’t you guys even know who Mel Brooks is?

    http://www.newsgroper.com/files/legacy/mccabe_brooks1.jpg

  36. justifiable

    #36 Yes, and Mel Brooks took the piss out of Hitler for a reason – by ridiculing the Nazis he made them less iconic, less terrifying, a comic farce in jackboots and paintbrush mustaches. By deflating them, he presented them for the pathetic, insecure, have-to-be-a-superior-Master-race-because-we-feel-so-inferior-about-losing-the-First-World-War fucks they were. He didn’t own a surfboard with Hitler on it, nor does he collect Nai memorabilia.

    Whether James does or not is still unconfimed. But if he does, it ain’t because he’s trying to be Mel Brooks Jr.

  37. Isabel

    Joe Yanni used to work for scientology. That puts him in the “crazy, not stupid” section and renders any and all credibility he may have had null and void.

  38. Justifiable??

    And you know it’s not because he’s trying to be Mel Brooks Jr., how exactly? He doesn’t exactly look as if he takes Nazism seriously in this picture – at least not to me. As I said above, people collect WWII memorabilia (which, by they way, would include Nazi memorabilia – probably the most sought after) and it doesn’t mean they are anti-Semitic. Way to jump to conclusions, people.

  39. justifiable

    #39 How exactly? Because Mel, as a Jew, has a vested interest in kicking Hitler and Nazism in its swastika’d balls by making them look ridiculous, and I can’t see that James really has that agenda going on. (This picture doesn’t get my knickers in a wad, btw – it might not be in the best judgment but it doesn’t make him a Nazi or anti-Semitic, either.) Buut you don’t exactly carry on Mel’s work by putting a full length portrrait of Der Fuhrer with a Nazi salute on a surfboard – that strikes me as more of a glorification of the whole idea .

    Collecting WWII memorabilia is one thing – I should know, I have a good amount of it. But if you don’t think there are people out there avidly looking for Nazi relics who revere Hitler then you’re naive.

  40. Racism is sometimes funny when its true

    LMAO @ RUMBLE GRUMBLE I noticed the red baron in the background as well and I am sure that poster on the wall was some sort of Nazi memorabilia.

  41. Jesse James loves nazism? Well there’s no problem if people loves history but he doesn’t look like serious on it.

  42. Cartman

    I hope this loser gets assraped in divorce court. Can’t believe he is trying to do the whole “sex addict” rehab bullshit thing while claiming to love Sandra. Hey idiot, you fuck other broads besides your wife and you are pretty much acknowledging that you don’t love your wife.

    This kind of moral depravity is what the left wants. This country needs to get back to real and decent family values, like respecting your marriage and being honorable in all of your dealings. Corruption starts with individuals who think they deserve to break the rules. I don’t give a fuck how much power or money a fucker has.. if he disrespects his family he is dirt.

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  45. Sam

    #37,39

    If anything, the picture indicates that Jesse James is a fan of Mel Brooks. Did you even bother to follow the link I posted?

  46. jen

    I have to say… I agree it may have been in poor taste, but it’s just a hat. I thought when I heard about the photo it was gonna be in full garb uniform or something..lol Give the poor guy a break on the neo-nazi title. He can still be defamed for being , yet another, lousy cheater but I don’t think he should half to start apologizing for the hollocaust. :-)

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