Just Kidding. Lindsay Lohan’s Hosting a New Year’s Eve Party Now.

December 28th, 2011 // 35 Comments

Yesterday, Dina Lohan essentially called TMZ and told them Lindsay was turning down offers to host New Year’s Eve parties because she’s responsible now and doesn’t want to risk violating her probation. So, of course, it turns out Lindsay’s actually hosting a New Year’s boat party in Dubai. Via Ahlan! Live:

It’s going to be a celeb-packed New Year in Dubai on board the legendary QE2. Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson and former England cricketer Allan Lamb are just some of the names confirmed to attend the celebrations on December 31 2011 on the vessel that is currently docked at the Port Rashid Cruise Terminal in the city.

Haha! She’s hosting parties with Pamela Anderson now. But on a serious note, I hope these people enjoy seeing Dina walk onboard, bite open a bottle of gin and inform them, “None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me,” because that’s exactly how this thing’s going to play out. And a detour to Colombia.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. larrythefatcat

    But I thought she said “seriously”? I guess I can’t trust HER anymore!

  2. ahahaha

    Watchmen! Yay, you’re a geek!

  3. This could be more fun than watching Dick Clark garble out “Hoppy New Yeeehs.”

  4. cc

    Well, of course she is…there are plenty of wealthy oil sheiks who’d pay good money to get blown by a ‘famous’ Hollywood actress. $100,000/blow x 2 blows per hour x 6 hours = $1.2 million. What a windfall!!!

  5. Joj

    LOL @ “detour to columbia”

  6. MarkM

    Lindsay Lohan AND Pamela Anderson on the same boat? Now we just need the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield to say “Hey, everybody! We’re all gonna get laid!”

  7. Livinus Nwambe

    The Rorschach reference is golden. I can totally see Dina going bug-eyed and clocking some rich sheikh in the face with a bottle of Jack….

    Fish, your aptitude for rich allegories is boundless :)

  8. Jessesgirl

    Why is Mickey Rourke wearing a long blonde wig?

  9. Lindsay Lohan Beaumarchais New York City
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    Lindsay is hosting a New Years party in Dubai…a city where people have been arrested for kissing in public, or dancing in an unlicensed club. This should work out just fine, what could go wrong?

  10. help

    THE Allen Lamb?

  11. Cock Dr

    Translation: LiLo gonna fuck & blow some Arabs for pocket money.

  12. It’s sounds like that party is going to go heavy on the “Old Father Time” and light on the “Baby New Year”.

  13. Hugh Gentry

    I say we nuke the middle east on new years eve.

  14. Cocaine recently tweeted that it will be at this party adding #whitepowderankles and #numbbukkakeface

  15. Can

    Stevie Nicks looks like shit.

  16. weirdo

    If you get caught in Dubai with hard drugs you get the death penalty. Hopefully she’ll get caught and our problems will be over!

  17. aaw

    I love that she is at Beaumarchais! This place used to be Bagatelle. Same owner I believe they just switched it up. Bagatelle Brunch was the “it” party/coke feast of NY. I dare you to youtube “Bagatelle Brunch”…im sure you’ll find Linds.
    *LiLo Mug shot 2012 here we come!!

  18. What a WHORE

    Just proves this slutty whore will do anything for money. She’ll be sucking dicks on NYE; $100k/blowjob, an extra $50k if she swallows, $500k to fuck her doggystyle…

  19. Frank Burns

    Two past-their-prime starlets, and a guy from England who used to collect crickets? I’d rather go on a Carnival cruise with Pat Sajak and Vanna White.

  20. So, how many boxes of Sudafed is she going to get for doing this?

  21. LJ

    Her current probation agreement prohibits her from traveling abroad. How’s that going to work?

  22. forrest gump

    a very important question for all guests: IS THERE ENOUGH COCAINE AVAILIBLE?

  23. Lindsay Lohan Beaumarchais New York City
    Bernard
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    that’s not her!

  24. Lindsay Lohan Beaumarchais New York City
    Winnie
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    Is that Dina in the doorway? Jesus.

  25. Lindsay Lohan Beaumarchais New York City
    Niki sticky
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    mob wives casting call?

  26. Lindsay Lohan Beaumarchais New York City
    JUST SAYIN
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    GOD SHE IS SUCH AN UGLY YELLOW TOOTH NASTY WHORE !!!

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