Yesterday, Dina Lohan essentially called TMZ and told them Lindsay was turning down offers to host New Year’s Eve parties because she’s responsible now and doesn’t want to risk violating her probation. So, of course, it turns out Lindsay’s actually hosting a New Year’s boat party in Dubai. Via Ahlan! Live:
It’s going to be a celeb-packed New Year in Dubai on board the legendary QE2. Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson and former England cricketer Allan Lamb are just some of the names confirmed to attend the celebrations on December 31 2011 on the vessel that is currently docked at the Port Rashid Cruise Terminal in the city.
Haha! She’s hosting parties with Pamela Anderson now. But on a serious note, I hope these people enjoy seeing Dina walk onboard, bite open a bottle of gin and inform them, “None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me,” because that’s exactly how this thing’s going to play out. And a detour to Colombia.
Photos: Getty, Splash News
But I thought she said “seriously”? I guess I can’t trust HER anymore!
I just banged someone I met on
Watchmen! Yay, you’re a geek!
But way to totally shit all over Rorshach in the process.
Get lives.
Rorshach would have been a better parent. And if Linds got caught for DUI anyway, he would have executed her himself.
This could be more fun than watching Dick Clark garble out “Hoppy New Yeeehs.”
Well, of course she is…there are plenty of wealthy oil sheiks who’d pay good money to get blown by a ‘famous’ Hollywood actress. $100,000/blow x 2 blows per hour x 6 hours = $1.2 million. What a windfall!!!
LOL @ “detour to columbia”
Lindsay Lohan AND Pamela Anderson on the same boat? Now we just need the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield to say “Hey, everybody! We’re all gonna get laid!”
The Rorschach reference is golden. I can totally see Dina going bug-eyed and clocking some rich sheikh in the face with a bottle of Jack….
Fish, your aptitude for rich allegories is boundless :)
Why is Mickey Rourke wearing a long blonde wig?
Lindsay is hosting a New Years party in Dubai…a city where people have been arrested for kissing in public, or dancing in an unlicensed club. This should work out just fine, what could go wrong?
THE Allen Lamb?
Translation: LiLo gonna fuck & blow some Arabs for pocket money.
bingo
It’s sounds like that party is going to go heavy on the “Old Father Time” and light on the “Baby New Year”.
I say we nuke the middle east on new years eve.
Just sink the QE2; that should take care of the problem.
Cocaine recently tweeted that it will be at this party adding #whitepowderankles and #numbbukkakeface
A+++
Stevie Nicks looks like shit.
If you get caught in Dubai with hard drugs you get the death penalty. Hopefully she’ll get caught and our problems will be over!
Don’t tease me with hope. I won’t be able to think of anything else. :D
I love that she is at Beaumarchais! This place used to be Bagatelle. Same owner I believe they just switched it up. Bagatelle Brunch was the “it” party/coke feast of NY. I dare you to youtube “Bagatelle Brunch”…im sure you’ll find Linds.
*LiLo Mug shot 2012 here we come!!
Just proves this slutty whore will do anything for money. She’ll be sucking dicks on NYE; $100k/blowjob, an extra $50k if she swallows, $500k to fuck her doggystyle…
oh you’re putting her too high up for that.
Two past-their-prime starlets, and a guy from England who used to collect crickets? I’d rather go on a Carnival cruise with Pat Sajak and Vanna White.
So, how many boxes of Sudafed is she going to get for doing this?
Her current probation agreement prohibits her from traveling abroad. How’s that going to work?
a very important question for all guests: IS THERE ENOUGH COCAINE AVAILIBLE?
that’s not her!
Is that Dina in the doorway? Jesus.
mob wives casting call?
GOD SHE IS SUCH AN UGLY YELLOW TOOTH NASTY WHORE !!!