Just Kidding. Lindsay Lohan’s Hosting a New Year’s Eve Party Now.

The Superficial / December 28, 2011

Yesterday, Dina Lohan essentially called TMZ and told them Lindsay was turning down offers to host New Year’s Eve parties because she’s responsible now and doesn’t want to risk violating her probation. So, of course, it turns out Lindsay’s actually hosting a New Year’s boat party in Dubai. Via Ahlan! Live:

It’s going to be a celeb-packed New Year in Dubai on board the legendary QE2. Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson and former England cricketer Allan Lamb are just some of the names confirmed to attend the celebrations on December 31 2011 on the vessel that is currently docked at the Port Rashid Cruise Terminal in the city.

Haha! She’s hosting parties with Pamela Anderson now. But on a serious note, I hope these people enjoy seeing Dina walk onboard, bite open a bottle of gin and inform them, “None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me,” because that’s exactly how this thing’s going to play out. And a detour to Colombia.

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