Just Kidding! Kim Kardashian Loves Her W Magazine Photos Now

February 4th, 2011 // 127 Comments

Because there’s still people out there who genuinely believe Kim Kardashian is some sort of role model and not an ass mountain of whore lies, here she is entirely reversing her position on those nude W Magazine photos after pretending they lied and exploited her just four days ago. Us Magazine reports:

“Looking back, I love the photos,” she told Us at Thursday’s REVOLVEclothing.com event in L.A. “W Magazine is iconic so I’m really happy that I did it and that those are the photos.”
So what brought on the tears?
“It’s just that that’s not what I thought they were going to be,” she explained. “Obviously I’m comfortable posing nude — I’ve done that before, and I did that then for the magazine. But that’s probably not the direction I would’ve wanted to go if I thought that was going to be the case.”

Everyone catch that last part? “I didn’t think I was going to be nude – while I was posing nude.” Amazing. I actually would’ve respected Kim if she just went, “You know what brought on the tears? I have a new show to promote and didn’t feel like getting pissed on again. So I pulled a story out of my ass. I’ll probably do it again, too, because honestly, what am I bringing to the table here? A huge butt? Wow, how unusual in a country plagued by obesity. Sisters? Ooh, stop the press, one of them looks like Chewbacca. Also, I love black penis. Think that goes over well in the south? So why don’t you cut me some slack, and let me pretend a highly respected magazine raped me with a camera for a quick write-up? It’s not like I’m not going to reverse my story anyway for even more press.”

Then maybe she could fart and fly out the window. I don’t think that’s asking for much.

Photos: W Magazine

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  1. She hates those pictures because painting her ass silver makes it look like her body is towing an AirStream trailer behind it.

    • Esoteric

      hahahahahaha

    • Cock Dr

      That’s good.

    • Fish, I’m sure if you try REALLY hard you could imagine, possibly, what she meant when she didn’t understand how much of her nudeness would be showing ((all of it.)) Yes, we know it was VERY stupid for her to be so schocked but to say her claiming ignorance as being untrue.. well you are giving her a bit too much credit.
      -and she looks like a (large) piece of heaven in my opinion.
      ass/heaven. w/e

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  2. phil

    she is a piece of ass meat

  3. eat it bitch

    That is one hot piss whore.

  4. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    AL
    Commented on this photo:

    My guess is that she was upset that they weren’t airbrushed enough

  5. BigDaddy

    The person that photoshopped these pictures must be rich from working so hard.

  6. timmy the dying boy

    That cover pic — are we really supposed to think she has such narrow hips?

  7. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    cat-faced fame-whore.

  8. DogBoy

    cat-faced fame-whore.

  9. Double D

    Why, why, why would they crop out her ass in a from behind shot? It’s a bit like the Louvre cropping out the Mona Lisa.

    • Snooki's Taint

      They couldn’t afford the wideangle lens required.

    • ..because they couldn’t fit all that bacon fat on one page..

      • Jenille

        Trust me honey, I saw your profile, and even if those pics ARE the real you, you arent exactly all that stunning yourself…. and if they in fact are you, then .

      • Jenille

        cut off my text for some unknown reason… as I said, if they in fact are you, I’d say you have a bit of an attention whore complex going on.. but to each their own.

      • ..and you can trust me honey, that I wouldn’t and don’t give a fat rat’s ass WHAT you think about what’s on MY profile and oh yes they ARE real, no need to worry about THAT and I don’t recall asking you to view ANYTHING of MINE so I’m detecting some jealousy and alot of insecurity coming from YOUR end.

        Whatever I put on MY facebook is MY buisness and for ME and who asked you or anyone else to even look? I certainly didn’t. It’s always the ones that DON’T have anything to show, that are the FIRST ones to try and have something negative to say…then again for all I know you could be some jealous fat tranny, just because your name is “Jenille” it doesn’t mean you have a vag and breasts. Move on bitch and quit humping my leg looking for attention.

      • …and perhaps your text was cut-off because it seems to be full of ALOT of SHIT.

      • joho777

        Jenille I bet your as hot as a water buffalo.

      • Deacon Jones

        Oh you’re using “Jenille” today are you Kimmy? Well either way, can I piss on you like Ray J did? You sluts LOVE that sorta stuff!!!

      • SoFreshSoClean

        Jenille-

        Well she may not be stunning but she ain’t exactly lacking EITHER from what I’ve seen of the profile. I think she looks rather pretty.

        And just out of curiosity Jenille why would you take the time out to look at another girl’s pictures if you yourself didn’t have some kinda insecurity going on or lesbianism maybe. Just sayin’.

        And people slam on Kim Kardashian so much because EVERYONE knows how much a fake famewhore she is. This chick doesn’t do anything without letting the public know about it first. Her breasts are fake. Her lips are fake. Basically EVERYTHING she does is souly to gain attention in order to remain a spotlight that came from having sex with a black guy on tape and allowing him to piss on her and then RELEASING the tape herself and then lying about it. Let’s face it, this whore is as fake as they come and so is her family.

        Snooki’s Taint-

        Nice one!!

      • Richard McBeef

        Maybe your text got cutoff because it’s hard being a pig trying to type with it’s hooves..

      • bitingontinfoil

        Jenille says: “I saw your profile”

        Wow, a stalker troll. How original.

  10. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    Commented on this photo:

    Hats off to the photographer. How many ways can there possibly be to take pictures of a giant butt with a self-promotion machine attached, but they found a way to do more.

  11. Mortimer Duke

    Im giving a big “fuck you” to everyone who practices Santeria and VooDoo cause if that shit really worked, her ass would have been dead a LONG time ago.

  12. Reddy

    I think W Magazine got pissed (no pun intended) — particularly since no one has to buy the magazine because the pictures are everywhere — and then she said something about not even going nude for Vogue. If you don’t do anything except take your clothes off for various photo shoots, you might not want to make the fashion bibles angry. And since everyone knows you don’t want to see Anna Wintour angry, you turn around and apologize for acting like such a b!tch to get publicity.

  13. Deacon Jones

    Caption for Pic #2:

    (in low, husky voice) “C’mon! Piss on me!”

  14. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    CC
    Commented on this photo:

    The photographer must have left his wide angle lens at home. ( No ass shots)

  15. CC

    There aren’t any ass shots because the photographer left his wide angle lens at home!

  16. Eric

    They must’ve used a vat of wax getting this chick smooth.
    Daddy like the smooth poon.

  17. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    Eric
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d love to see the full frontal without those stupid banners.

  18. jojo

    What a lying skank, and too think of the damage she has done to Halle Berry’s kid.

  19. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    matt
    Commented on this photo:

    UMM her ass looks seriously weird! WTF? Seriously wtf is that shit? Look at the outline where her ass starts!! Looks like implants if you ask me

  20. Chesty

    that face is looking more hit every day

  21. ick-abod

    The picture of me standing on the moon in my pjs was less photoshopped.

  22. Wm. Norwood

    When is her new sex & pee video coming out?

  23. I would really love to go out with the photoshopped Kim. the real thing not so much.

  24. tom

    I heard when she doesn’t shave her snatch the carpet matches the drapes. Not in color, but in size.

  25. Rupert

    Kim Kardashian… the anti-Barbara Kruger. What does Kim know about art or feminist history?!?

    • AnonymousError

      I was just going to state that Barbara Kruger is probably hiding under a rock somewhere after seeing that cover. Oof… I cringed.

  26. Satan's bitch

    No way that Armenian bitch is that hairless.

  27. Jordan

    Can someone please tell Kim the bottom of her breast is not called “nipple?”

  28. WhiteGoddess

    Dogboy, shit up already, you’re an idiot. That’s an insult to cats. She fucking wishes she looked like one, no amount of surgery is going to give her feline features.

  29. anonym

    she looks like her mom with long hair.

    freaky

  30. Anya

    you know it took hours of electrolysis to de-fuzz this human urinal.

  31. SwampFox

    I’m suddenly inspired to Nair my entire torso.

  32. It’s sad that someone so beautiful is so worthless and empty inside. Also, LOL @ “The Art Issue”. Painting a whore silver doesn’t make it “art”.

  33. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    sixtephen
    Commented on this photo:

    Brutal photoshopping. Only cropping it square would have gotten rid of that mile-long crack. Even then…

  34. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    Rufus The Cat
    Commented on this photo:

    Why are there pictures of this fatty naked? Seriously, you piss me off America.

  35. Pearl

    It looks like someone airbrushed in a dick under her collar bone, and what’s wrong with” W,” are they so cheap that they couldn’t give her a manicure. Just look at her nails, they have dirt under them….disgusting…..ugh.

  36. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    rovingardener
    Commented on this photo:

    That is a shitload of airbrushing. I approve.

  37. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    she is so classy
    Commented on this photo:

    that midget is so plastic!!

  38. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    JCKW
    Commented on this photo:

    One of these pictures is not like the other

  39. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    meow
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s been in a porno film and she’s embarrassed about nude photos?

  40. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does this one remind me of that creepy J.Lo pic?

  41. wim

    she is acting like the weather in the netherlands: CHANGING EVERY SECOND!!

    • Jenille

      wow that was…clever… you google that? my recommendation is to never, ever, eva eva eva eva eva, use that joke again, hon.

      • Wow Jenille you sure are defensive when it comes to this fat assed Kim K. fame whore.. I notice you have ALOT to say on just about EVERY negative post there is to say about her. Do you work for the bitch? PR person perhaps or just another weirdo “fan” that wishes to BE her?

        Look bitch..this is the SUPERFICIAL, a gossip site…if you don’t like what’s being said about the topic/subject at hand, then get the fuck OFF, because you seem FAKE and HIGHLY SUSPECT as IS.

      • Gene

        Heya Kim…oops I meant Jenille

      • wim

        wether it was clever or googled or whatever, my point got across..so fuck you SKANK!!!!

      • Richard McBeef

        Jenille sounds like your typical, fat, everyday trailer park dwelling redneck..

  42. Gene

    I still applaud the surgeon who successfully transplanted a black woman’s butt onto a white Bimbo. And no scarring!

  43. one legged

    she is born rich.
    i saw her on that new CNN show.

    she does not care what anyone in the world with a brain thinks.

    she works for money. i.e. whoring…

  44. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    Brettmucker
    Commented on this photo:

    Does´nt it hurt? Beeing such an attention Whore?
    But I need to thank her, she and Jersey shore are the two mein reasons I stoped watching TV and started reading books again (read booze).

  45. Elf

    I just got one question: Who is this person?

  46. Eatmycookie

    I DONT LIKE FAT, WIDE NIPPLES WITH BUMPS ON THEM. TO EACH ITS OWN. I LIKE SMALL NIPPLES,

    I CANT STAND HER ASS, IM SORRY, IT IS HUMONGOUS, LIKE A CIRCUS ASS. SHE IS GORGEOUS, BUT THAT BOOTY IS TOO MUCH, PLUS SHE FUCKS BLACK MEN.

    • Antawn R El

      first, shut the fuck up. second, not only is your bullshit annoying and racist, but posting w your caps lock on just makes you look like a fucking clown. and just to clarify- this isnt a white supremacist board, so take your racist bullshit and shove it up that funky little ass of yours, bitch.

      • Jorge

        Excessive cursing and lack of proper grammar also makes YOU look like a *expletive* clown.

        It’s funny how when people try to bash someone it ends up they just bash themselves in the process.

  47. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    Bud
    Commented on this photo:

    I am so done with the Kardashian’s!

  48. dead peter

    That she can be so cavalier about what she said flies in the face of the seven men and women who died trying to give her a Brazilian for this shoot.

  49. Kim Kardashian Nude Naked W Magazine
    Rough is part of a plan, you can not comprehend
    Commented on this photo:

    I heard the Camera man and Best Boy had such a big fight on who had the better view at Kimmy’s 1/4 of a spread, Union had to step in and arbitrate…And rightfully so.

  50. joho777

    I can believe that Kim doesn’t mind being photographed naked.

    It’s not much different from turning tricks, and my god does she have experience doing that!

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