Just Kidding, Alec Baldwin Is Going To Play Trump Forever Now

“Say it with me Madonna, ‘Live from New York, It’s Saturday Night!'”

Because he’s a far better negotiator than the whiny apricot bitch he impersonates on SNL, Alec Baldwin pretended he wasn’t going to play Trump anymore until Lorne Michaels ponied up some major cash. Or told him where Chris Kattan’s body is buried because hasn’t that man’s family suffered enough, you sick Canadian bastard? Anyway, now that he made such a terrific, fantastic deal, we can look forward to our next President’s tiny fingers tweeting with rage for the foreseeable future. Via Us Weekly:

“I’m glad people find it funny … but at the same time, I think people were very worried about the election,” Alec said. “Both sides are very passionate so it’s been a very, very difficult time in this country. I haven’t felt like this in a long, long time. There are bad feelings on both sides, so to have the opportunity to give people a chance to talk and laugh about it is a good thing.”

Yes, because if there’s anyone since the election who has demonstrated a willingness to engage in good-natured debate and self reflection, it’s Trump and Hillary supporters. I’m sure the dude who got shot in Portland at an anti-Trump protest is ready for a chuckle. And this lady who freaked out on Michael’s employees after “being discriminated against” because of a $1 reusable bag (?) seems like a healthy debate on tax policy would quickly open her mind to some opposing viewpoints. Nope, this decision isn’t at all about being 60 and having a wife who gets pregnant just by using the toilet right after you. This is about advancing the democrac– “Fucking again? This is why we don’t share cabs with people!”

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