Just A Dang Ol’ Bit Higher, Miley Cyrus

June 5th, 2013 // 25 Comments

So Photo Boy just said you people probably prefer celebrity breasts over blurry pics of comic book villains which there’s no way that’s right (Winter Soldier, bitch!), but to shut him up, here’s Miley Cyrus trying to discourage the paparazzi from taking pictures of her by holding her purse up to her face exposing her entire torso and an underboob. A plan that completely worked because these haven’t been heavily circulated at all around the Internet today. This is the first anyone has seen of them. The first anyone has seen of them.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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    Batu Khan
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    She has a smokin hot body. So sometimes I feel like fucking the hell out of her. But the rest of the day her very existence repulses me. I’m really conflicted about this.

    • JC

      I was in a college class with this crazy annoying gal once. She had a grating, whiny voice, was constantly asking stupid questions that she thought would make her look smart, interrupting other people, etc. I often quietly seethed at her to just STFU. Then one day, I noticed how smokin’ her bod was, and after that, most of my fantasies involving her changed from impaling her with a metal spike to impaling her with my penis.

      Hate and lust are often neighbors, is what I’m trying to say.

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    Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Stupid shoes.
    Lame hair.
    Bizarre face and expressions.

    Great bod.

  3. Not relevant, but...

    This clod has over $100 million in the bank but is also a has been – all before the age of 25!

    • Batu Khan

      She’s a has-been and deeply disturbed but – sadly – if she holds on to her money she’ll still come out ahead of 99% of people. Our society is weird.

  4. Pike

    She’s been working on her fitness. Very unusual in hillbillies, who usually have a very short shelf life of attractiveness.

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    dave
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    Well shoot, I can plum near see her dang ‘ol bubbies.

  6. Dimepiece?

    Sounds about right, how much for a half n half?

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    Wow nice buns.K.D Lang likes your hair.

  8. Miley Cyrus Braless Under Boob Dimepiece Shirt
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    Looks as if she is filming a commercial for ladies’ sanitary products.

  9. Miley Cyrus Braless Under Boob Dimepiece Shirt
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    Nice body. A BMW Alpina B7. Much rarer than the M5.

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    Ginger Rogers
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    I love her edgy new punk look. So rebellious with her chanel bag.

  11. Miley Cyrus Braless Under Boob Dimepiece Shirt
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    She’s got one hell of a body, but that personality. Ugh. Instant boner-killer.

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    Cock Dr
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    It’s a dang ole nice purse she got there.
    A girl can carry of lot of baggage with that kind of purse capacity.

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    Kel
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    She’s a dimepiece on a scale of penny to benjamin.

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    Dirk Diggler
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    I don’t think I would ever tire of licking her asshole

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    Hair in the style of Guinness.

  16. Goddamn she has a hot little body.

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    tlmck
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    I think even for a dime, I would pass on it.

  18. Dan

    She’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I’d still totally hit that if I had the chance.

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    Skeeter
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    Can’t stand the haircut. But I’d still like to get inside her asshole.

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    anonymous
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    Disney trained her right. To hide her face just to show a hint of boobs.

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    Jaime
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    Is there a valid reason why the photographer didn’t lay down on the ground to get some more of those underboobs??

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