Years ago, I swore a sacred oath to always post pictures of chicks in bikinis regardless of race, age or booblessness. You see, my father before me was a bikini poster. And his father before him. And so on and so forth through the Superficial lineage. Our sacred tradition dates all the way back to Krog the Cave Poster who was revered as a pioneer in his tribe. Until one day, fire shot out of his cock forcing the elders to deem Krog a wizard. He was fed to a woolly mammoth but not before passing on his bikini sharing skills to his son: Sir Jesus From The Bible Christ Superficial. True story.
Photos: Splash News
We’re all dying… just like this site.
My goodness you all are so callous!!! I think you all should lay off the chick.
Can’t you see that she is in pain?
How would you feel if someone cut off your tits and put that tight ass bandage on it?
My goodness you all are so callous!!! I think you all should lay off the chick.
Can’t you see that she is in pain?
How would you feel if someone cut off your tits and put that tight ass bandage on it?
Lombardi you rock!!!
What tipped you off that they were sisters? Must have been that shit on their face, right???!?!?!?
Yeh, my first thought was eew, its Iggy Pop in a bikini…but I like the Steven Tyler reference @35 better; good one.
nice woman
quick mind
Two words: anal fissure. Don’t you just hate ‘em? I love being a butthole daredevil as much as anybody, but some mornings I sit on the inflatable donut and just feel kinda depressed.
Natural born spinner. I love you Mal!!
28. fygu – STFU ….”Relapse is part of recovery.”
Only if you aren’t “working a program.”
@35
DAMMIT ZIPPY, YOU TOOK MY LINE!
That boat looks pretty big, roomy..
Put your titties back up, Ay-delle!
Whatever
Her crazy Ass was hot in Natural Birn Killers
I think shes cute
One of the ugliest women on the planet. Thank God for Amy Crackhouse or this bitch would take the title.
WTF #59??? I think you are Veggi’s troll, you must be having a mental breakdown/identity crisis. I’m going to go take a shower now. Want to watch??
De Niro ordering her and Jessica Lange to get on their knees………Now that was fucking hot.
She has a nice shape for her body type. Unlike Kim Kardaskank who had to get implants to make her fat pear shaped body look balanced. I appreciate a woman of any body type that maintains a nice shape. I am glad Juliete did not fall into the implant look. Implants feel unnatural and weird.
she’s a fit bird.
Jackson, what the hell? What is your fascination with Kim K? Honestly, get over her already.
If she don’t turn you on – you’re gay.
Fish must have won that eBay bidding deal for a night with that midget he so loves. I hope he took her bowling. Somebody wake the Fish.
#5 and #49 it’s called HGH, or plastic surgery, do NOT give scientology credit.
She looks like a 12 yr-old girl with lots of wrinkles
#31 – Funny!!! and random!
she takes care of her body. the only way for this girl to have boobs (without surgery) would be for her to gain A LOT of weight.. then u all would call her fat. much rather be thin and flat, than a fat girl with big boobs…
shes so hot!
#78
This is because you pick up all your fat ass chicks at fast food places like KFC!
NO, Superfish, this is unacceptable. I mean, it’s better than looking at Seal’s face and I suppose it’s slightly better than another Winehouse post, but Meth-addled, desert-biker, “creek rat”-chic is NOT ok. please raise your standards if only a little. The photos are out there. I guess you got these cheap/for free?
I like her cos she looks like a crack duck. Quack for me crack duck! No, no, get your beak out of there. Bad crack duck!
I love Juliette. She is so much more interesting to look at then the typical surgically endowed Hollywood bimbo.
I am lost of words at picture of the boy.
i’ll kindly requeast that you never post this kind of
awfulness again, thank you.
Where the hell has she been? She looks sick…eat something girl and make a comeback!!
Wow. She looks like a chic i picked up a couple of months ago. At least she’s not cross eyed
Juliette is a good actress.
She looks like Anthony Kedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers
you’re all raging faggots
wow, i can’t believe she actually went out with brad pitt. what was he thinking?
Memo to Jennifer Love Hewitt: This is what a Size 2 looks like…
#80, sorry – not true for everyone. Some of us “skinny” chicks have nice, big boobs. I know this is not the norm, but it does happen. I am a size 2/4 and have a 36D chest (no surgery or supplements). I get so tired of people accusing me of having a boob job!! Never had one, never needed to, never will.
Another moronic scientology cult member.
Anna, you lying sack of shit. Post pictures or shut the fuck up.
She looked bearable until she smiled.
what’s the tattoo on her ass of?
shawty wanna thug.
bottles in the club.
shawty wanna hump.
you know i like to touch your lovely lady lumps.
SHAWTY IMA HIT IT, HIT IT LIKE I CAN’T MISS.
the wise words of weezy f. baby.
except…i’m not attracted to black men. HEHHEEEHEHE.
i’d fuck him though!
and i would NOT fuck this LEWIS lady. hehehhee x2.
zOMG. $cientology apparently doesn’t agree with her. :O
she has the best stomach in the business. nice to see a natural lady on the site
She’s so awesome.
To the author of the post 103 below:
shehe – May 25, 2008 8:05 PM
WHY DON’T YOU GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE, DO YOU THINK ANYONE LOOKS AT YOUR STUPID DATING SITES OR CARES?