Years ago, I swore a sacred oath to always post pictures of chicks in bikinis regardless of race, age or booblessness. You see, my father before me was a bikini poster. And his father before him. And so on and so forth through the Superficial lineage. Our sacred tradition dates all the way back to Krog the Cave Poster who was revered as a pioneer in his tribe. Until one day, fire shot out of his cock forcing the elders to deem Krog a wizard. He was fed to a woolly mammoth but not before passing on his bikini sharing skills to his son: Sir Jesus From The Bible Christ Superficial. True story.
Photos: Splash News
Gita | May 22, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Why not?How about for the sake of me not puking up my dinner….
Mitosis | May 22, 2008 at 7:27 pm
butterface
Randal | May 22, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Well, here’s a lady we haven’t seen in a long time. Wonder where she’s been hiding.
Hello Juliette and welcome to The Superficial. How are you?
Back under that rock you go.
Randal
Randal | May 22, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Oh and just to confirm, it is Juliette L. Lewis, not Juliette Lews. If this is going to be a place where celebrities can come and read about themselves, at least get it right.
Randal
dude | May 22, 2008 at 7:34 pm
this chick never ages! Lohan should take a note.
idwaxherwathole | May 22, 2008 at 7:36 pm
She may be a batshit crazy scientologist, she may be flat, she may have an awful tattoo on her ass, but I’d still eat her pussy like it was my last meal.
Clay | May 22, 2008 at 7:38 pm
More Kristen Bell, plz kthx.
iwanterherwtcunt | May 22, 2008 at 7:39 pm
C’mon, can’t we all think back to that first time we jerked off to Quentin Tarantino walking in her pissing in a winnebago in “From Dusk til Dawn”?… no… that was just me… ok, fuck you then.
Twinkie | May 22, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I wouldn’t hit that with a rented dick.
Erica | May 22, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Uhh..
DB | May 22, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Wow, she would rip your cock right off.
richiewillyoueatmypussyforme? | May 22, 2008 at 7:41 pm
“Richie, will you eat my pussy for me?”
Yes, Juliette, yes I will!
dude in irvine | May 22, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Looking for OC Dee….love the name. Nice play on words. Anyway, in a move completely uncharacteristic of my love of privacy, if you click on my name, you’ll see my pic. Email me at walkontheocean2006@yahoo.com, if you and John Mayer aren’t a serious item yet.
netstarman | May 22, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Looks like XENU beat her in the face with and ugly stick handle first. I thought the the XENU training was suppose to make her look better . I guess that was a waist of money paying off L.Ron Hubbard .
spearherhotwetcunt | May 22, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Am I seriously the only one who wants to thrust my fleshy meat spear into her quivering hot wet butthole?
MethHead | May 22, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Wow. Just wow. That…is truly breathtaking. In a “wow, that dog must have really been sick” sort of way.
STevec | May 22, 2008 at 7:58 pm
she may not be too attractive, but she was great in Natural Born Killers as Mallory Knox…give her credit for her acting ability you idiots
mary jane | May 22, 2008 at 7:59 pm
where are her jugs? is she female?! poor thing…
Groovy Chainsaw | May 22, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Years ago ( back when Juliette Lewis had something resembling a career ) I worked at Suncoat Motion Picture Company, selling videos, T-Shirts, posters and other trend items. One busy evening a girl came in to ask if we had any posters of Juliette Lewis. You could almost literally hear the needle scratch on the record. Everyone at the counter turned to look at this customer. She responded with ” I know … I know … for some reason my brother likes her ! “
Sara | May 22, 2008 at 8:18 pm
she looks like a special needs child
Cicero | May 22, 2008 at 8:19 pm
My knuckles are bustier.
1 of 30, Primary Adjunct of Unimatrix 0-1 | May 22, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Damn… in the 2nd picture in row 3, it looks like she’s got some Borg implants in her right hand.
adt | May 22, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Juliette Lewis is hardcoreeeee
http://www.funderoos.com | May 22, 2008 at 8:53 pm
a haiku for juliette lewis:
not sure what to say
you’re looking kind of homeless
harsh contrast from bell
Quinn | May 22, 2008 at 8:54 pm
the beeping noise on this site is odd.
justtheobvoius | May 22, 2008 at 9:18 pm
I’ll buy her boobies if I get to play with them, after they are installed of course…
JoBOO | May 22, 2008 at 9:19 pm
FISH — stop posting shots of guys wearing bikinis!!
fygu | May 22, 2008 at 9:25 pm
At least she’s not a sell out. She’s unique but I have doubts that she gave up heroin completely. Relapse is part of recovery.
Awesome | May 22, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Dude I love the demented storytelling!!!!!!!!! Just love it!
A proud and noble tradition I might add.
fake boobs | May 22, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Where are her tits?
scott malchow | May 22, 2008 at 9:46 pm
“she put’s the lotion in the basket”…….”she puts the lotion in the basket”
Pfffft! | May 22, 2008 at 10:05 pm
ASS TATOO! ASS TATOO! Am I the only one who noticed?
jack | May 22, 2008 at 10:10 pm
I noticed you can’t spell tattoo.
And that is only fugly bitch.
wookielove | May 22, 2008 at 10:19 pm
@32 Read # 6
I’d like to see what the rest of the tattoo looks like, just for curiosities sake.
Zippy | May 22, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Why is Steven Tyler wearing a bikini?
squirrel | May 22, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Those are some fake ass titties?
squirrel | May 22, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Those are some fake ass titties!
mary jane | May 23, 2008 at 12:03 am
hahahha!! love zippy’s comment! #35
juliette needs an extreme makeover! new face new tits and new body. she is just hideous!
bobby bo bo | May 23, 2008 at 12:45 am
She looks like iggy pop with smaller boobs.
Ivy | May 23, 2008 at 2:37 am
jesus christ, do not want. what a fucking man.
Vince Lombardi | May 23, 2008 at 2:50 am
“‘Ello?”
“Hello, Amy Winehouse, please.”
“Speakin’, ducky.”
“Ms. Winehouse, this is Scotland Yard. We’ve located your missing twin sister who you reported lost the day you went crazy in the makeup department at Macy’s, ran across the street and grabbed a mop and put it on your head, ran further down the street and yelled, “Give me one of everything” at the tattoo parlor, then stopped off at the Star Trek convention and bought some Klingon teeth. Her name is Juliette Lewis. Looks like you’re no longer a suspect in her disappearance and suspected murder, as she has turned up alive and… um…. ‘well’ might be a stretch….. on a yacht wearing your clothes. Sorry to have troubled you with that 15 hour interrogation.”
Steph | May 23, 2008 at 2:59 am
I think she is really f*cking cool. True to life rockstar, love this girl. I’m not a fan per se, but everything I see of her, its like she could care less what people think
ph245 | May 23, 2008 at 3:34 am
she is a slut you know, if you met her in a bar and bought her a beer, she’d fuck you.
ph245 | May 23, 2008 at 3:34 am
she is a slut you know, if you met her in a bar and bought her a beer, she’d fuck you.
Liz | May 23, 2008 at 3:52 am
wtf mate ^^ who is she??
Dumdidum | May 23, 2008 at 5:42 am
No more money for xenu. Sold her tits.
Prof | May 23, 2008 at 7:08 am
You show me some hotness like Kristen Bell THEN you follow it up with THIS! Today you better show me some new extreme hotness good day… I SAID GOOD DAY DAMMIT!
blp | May 23, 2008 at 7:19 am
Good point #5. It seems the Scientologists have developed true anti-aging technology.
jimbo | May 23, 2008 at 7:47 am
she looks like iggy pop
gerard Vandenberg | May 23, 2008 at 8:15 am
………………………………..IS SHE DYING?
when?