Juliette Lewis in a Bikini

November 17th, 2011 // 68 Comments

It’s been three years since I’ve posted shots of Juliette Lewis in a bikini, so here she is in Mexico yesterday ending the sexual drought that is your fantasies. The crops of lust have been moistened and are now ripe for erotic plundering.

But, no, seriously this wasn’t cool (As many of you have informed me.), so I added Jessica Sutta at the bottom in case you missed them in both the Mike McQueary post and top carousel (Now on the homepage.) I just want you to look at some awesome breasts and buttocks. It’s like I’m holding a gun, I know.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin


  1. CranAppleSnapple

    Ew. Guys, I was not ready for that. She should provide all onlookers with beer goggles.

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    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    she doesnt give a fuck does she? i bet she would take it in the eye.

  3. Dude of Dudes

    Somehow Im grossed out and aroused at the same time.

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    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    In the thermal imaging version of this pic you can actually see the jet of steamy flatulence.

  5. Cock Dr

    I must speak up in Ms “Lews” defense.
    Yes, she’s sun damaged, her body shows signs of use/age, the face seems busted but this does not qualify as “gross” in my book.
    At least she never mutilated herself with implants and she didn’t pork out.

    • tits mcgee

      “her body shows signs of use”

      What the fuck does this even mean? She’s 38, she’s not a fucking infant. Jesus on a fuckstick.

    • Dan

      I can’t help but think of her as the mentally challenged girl from all her movies.

      Additionally, she is not “busted” at all. I would without a doubt sleep with her, as long as she didn’t remind me of the retarded girl when I was talking to her.

      • Jillia

        Yea, I don’t think she looks all that bad here. Definitely seen way worse on this site (I’m looking at you Kesha!!)

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    I particularly like Jabba the Hut in the background of this shot.

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    Mr Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s she doing with my ass?

  8. freaky

    You know…her body is looking better that it once did. But her face is still pure butter.

  9. jim x

    Yah, she’s not bad at all for her age.

  10. Hugh Gentry

    why the fuck don’t you have Tori Spellings tits on here yet? The Twitter pic is all over the net, but not here. WTF Fish??

  11. lkl

    Wow, this is not good in a I need to cut my throat way. It’s not her about her boobs size, it’s about everything else that’s so wrong. Burka please.

  12. youbetcha

    I’ve heard she’s the hottest ugly girl you will ever see.

  13. C'mon

    Juliette Lewis still looks healthier than LeAnne Rimes. And better than a lot of women at her age.

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    Nice of her to share the pasture with a blue ribbon Holstein.

  15. bi chick

    How much does a girl work out her abs in order to look like this? Maybe she could dedicate some of that time to working out her SAGGY ASS

  16. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    My mom always told me “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all”. So…

  17. Juliette Lewis Bikini
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    Usually you are pretty funny but this one…what the f*** is wrong with Juliette Lewis’s body in these?!?! She looks amazing…she’s still a little crazy but not to crazy to still see as hot in these…adjust your picky ass glasses!

    • Cock Dr

      She’s not 20 anymore and her ass sags a little.
      Such things are not permitted to female celebrities. Stone her now.

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    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmm. Yummy!

  19. Steelerchick

    I think she looks pretty good.

  20. MarkM

    I’ve always been strangely attracted to her…FINALLY some pictures that I can masturbate and cry to!

    • TomFrank

      Just as long as you weren’t masturbating to her in Cape Fear. (It’s Child Molestation Week on The Superficial!)

  21. She should be perched over the archway over a library.

  22. catapostrophe

    “Pretty gross” is pretty excessive.

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    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t look gross, she looks great. Jeez o flip there is no pleasing some men! Standards are waaaay too high buddy. Give us girls a break!

  24. Enidaj

    I love her because she really just doesn’t give a fuck. Believe it or not guys, we don’t all get up every day and wonder how we can look our sexiest for all the men out there.

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    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the deal? She looks great. I think you’ve been looking at too many Britney Spears bikini photos..

  26. steve

    What’s the deal? She looks great. I think you’ve been looking at too many Britney Spears bikini photos..

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    Hugh Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    The crazy ones are always the best in the sack…so…yeah, I’d do her.

  28. dontkillthemessenger

    She’s in good shape. The problem is she still looks like herself.

  29. yoyoblack

    i’ve been subjected to worse on here

  30. WeVe

    Her body’s great…BUTTERFACE!

  31. Josh

    I’d rather hit that 20 times, than touching Angelina Jolie…

  32. Bianca

    I don’t know how old she is, but her body isn’t that bad to me. I think someone like Ke$ha, who is much younger, looks worse.

  33. Juliette Lewis Bikini
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    she looks pretty good to me and shes over 35! not bad at all.

  34. cc

    Not bad for someone who goes by the name ‘Sea Witch’.

  35. Can she get a burqa just from the neck up?

  36. Donald Trump

    Butterface all the way.

  37. Freebie

    I think when someone writes how “gross” such and such is, they should post a nude full body pic of themselves so the rest of us can post how they look.

    • Richard McBeef

      If you don’t think she’s gross you should post a nude full body pic of yourself so the rest of us can can understand why you don’t think so.

  38. Terry

    nasty as fuck.

  39. ppslugface

    hottest retarded chick ever!!!

  40. MJB

    All she needs to do is get some muscle tone and stop sunning herself so much. She never portrayed herself as some sort of beauty queen—she’s a character actress. Stop the hate. Leonardo DiCaprio looks worse and he’s a leading man.

  41. Surgerylass

    Today’s prob is nobody wants to look at real bodies. Ms Lewis looks in good shape , better than most Americans I see . The only criticism I can say is, walk away from the ciggs Ms Lewis, later, you’ll be more than pleased that you did. You know what they say? Hind sight is 20/20. Word from the wiser.

  42. If she’s my “sexual fantasies”, put a bullet through my head, because I’ve obviously given up on attractive women.

  43. AngusParvo

    She wouldn’t look too bad if you could Photoshop a non-gargoyle head on her. Who cuts her hair, a blind meth-head?

  44. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Brunette? check Crazy? check Sooo…the problem with Brad Pitt must have been your aversion to knives and blood jewelry

  45. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “I showed him my dick and he ran…What can you do???”

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    Commented on this photo:

    As an effort to prevent anyone from masturbating to this….I direct you to the picture of her with Brad Pitt and cornrows…
    (It’s cause I love you all)

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    Is she smoky-boating that fat bitch?

  48. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “HEY!…Ugly Jennifer Garner!…Don’t judge me!”

  49. Juliette Lewis Bikini
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    Walk of shame is walky

  50. Juliette Lewis Bikini
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    complain all you want. we’re just lucky we’re not seeing the woman in the background of this picture, naked.
    juliette lewis is cool shit!

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