It’s been three years since I’ve posted shots of Juliette Lewis in a bikini, so here she is in Mexico yesterday ending the sexual drought that is your fantasies. The crops of lust have been moistened and are now ripe for erotic plundering.
But, no, seriously this wasn’t cool (As many of you have informed me.), so I added Jessica Sutta at the bottom in case you missed them in both the Mike McQueary post and top carousel (Now on the homepage.) I just want you to look at some awesome breasts and buttocks. It’s like I’m holding a gun, I know.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin
Ew. Guys, I was not ready for that. She should provide all onlookers with beer goggles.
she doesnt give a fuck does she? i bet she would take it in the eye.
Somehow Im grossed out and aroused at the same time.
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In the thermal imaging version of this pic you can actually see the jet of steamy flatulence.
I must speak up in Ms “Lews” defense.
Yes, she’s sun damaged, her body shows signs of use/age, the face seems busted but this does not qualify as “gross” in my book.
At least she never mutilated herself with implants and she didn’t pork out.
“her body shows signs of use”
What the fuck does this even mean? She’s 38, she’s not a fucking infant. Jesus on a fuckstick.
I can’t help but think of her as the mentally challenged girl from all her movies.
Additionally, she is not “busted” at all. I would without a doubt sleep with her, as long as she didn’t remind me of the retarded girl when I was talking to her.
Yea, I don’t think she looks all that bad here. Definitely seen way worse on this site (I’m looking at you Kesha!!)
I particularly like Jabba the Hut in the background of this shot.
What’s she doing with my ass?
Apparently getting tattoos on it.
You know…her body is looking better that it once did. But her face is still pure butter.
Yah, she’s not bad at all for her age.
why the fuck don’t you have Tori Spellings tits on here yet? The Twitter pic is all over the net, but not here. WTF Fish??
Becauuuuse no one wants to see that?
Wow, this is not good in a I need to cut my throat way. It’s not her about her boobs size, it’s about everything else that’s so wrong. Burka please.
I’ve heard she’s the hottest ugly girl you will ever see.
I would add to that list Taryn Manning and Christina Ricci. Hot, ugly and doable all at the same time.
Juliette Lewis still looks healthier than LeAnne Rimes. And better than a lot of women at her age.
Nice of her to share the pasture with a blue ribbon Holstein.
How much does a girl work out her abs in order to look like this? Maybe she could dedicate some of that time to working out her SAGGY ASS
My mom always told me “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all”. So…
Usually you are pretty funny but this one…what the f*** is wrong with Juliette Lewis’s body in these?!?! She looks amazing…she’s still a little crazy but not to crazy to still see as hot in these…adjust your picky ass glasses!
She’s not 20 anymore and her ass sags a little.
Such things are not permitted to female celebrities. Stone her now.
Mmmm. Yummy!
I think she looks pretty good.
I’ve always been strangely attracted to her…FINALLY some pictures that I can masturbate and cry to!
Just as long as you weren’t masturbating to her in Cape Fear. (It’s Child Molestation Week on The Superficial!)
She should be perched over the archway over a library.
“Pretty gross” is pretty excessive.
She doesn’t look gross, she looks great. Jeez o flip there is no pleasing some men! Standards are waaaay too high buddy. Give us girls a break!
Ya she looks great.
I love her because she really just doesn’t give a fuck. Believe it or not guys, we don’t all get up every day and wonder how we can look our sexiest for all the men out there.
What’s the deal? She looks great. I think you’ve been looking at too many Britney Spears bikini photos..
What’s the deal? She looks great. I think you’ve been looking at too many Britney Spears bikini photos..
The crazy ones are always the best in the sack…so…yeah, I’d do her.
She’s in good shape. The problem is she still looks like herself.
i’ve been subjected to worse on here
Her body’s great…BUTTERFACE!
I’d rather hit that 20 times, than touching Angelina Jolie…
I don’t know how old she is, but her body isn’t that bad to me. I think someone like Ke$ha, who is much younger, looks worse.
she looks pretty good to me and shes over 35! not bad at all.
Not bad for someone who goes by the name ‘Sea Witch’.
Can she get a burqa just from the neck up?
Butterface all the way.
I think when someone writes how “gross” such and such is, they should post a nude full body pic of themselves so the rest of us can post how they look.
If you don’t think she’s gross you should post a nude full body pic of yourself so the rest of us can can understand why you don’t think so.
nasty as fuck.
hottest retarded chick ever!!!
All she needs to do is get some muscle tone and stop sunning herself so much. She never portrayed herself as some sort of beauty queen—she’s a character actress. Stop the hate. Leonardo DiCaprio looks worse and he’s a leading man.
Today’s prob is nobody wants to look at real bodies. Ms Lewis looks in good shape , better than most Americans I see . The only criticism I can say is, walk away from the ciggs Ms Lewis, later, you’ll be more than pleased that you did. You know what they say? Hind sight is 20/20. Word from the wiser.
If she’s my “sexual fantasies”, put a bullet through my head, because I’ve obviously given up on attractive women.
She wouldn’t look too bad if you could Photoshop a non-gargoyle head on her. Who cuts her hair, a blind meth-head?
Brunette? check Crazy? check Sooo…the problem with Brad Pitt must have been your aversion to knives and blood jewelry
“I showed him my dick and he ran…What can you do???”
As an effort to prevent anyone from masturbating to this….I direct you to the picture of her with Brad Pitt and cornrows…
(It’s cause I love you all)
Is she smoky-boating that fat bitch?
“HEY!…Ugly Jennifer Garner!…Don’t judge me!”
Walk of shame is walky
complain all you want. we’re just lucky we’re not seeing the woman in the background of this picture, naked.
juliette lewis is cool shit!