Sports Illustrated model Julie Henderson and Russell Simmons continued their vacation in Miami yesterday which reminds me I need to make a doctor’s appointment so I can schedule whatever surgery Russell Simmons got that makes $1,000 bills fly around his penis. Or is it just some kind of ointment? Because I’ve been trying all day with a stack of ones and some Mrs. Butterworth’s, and now I just smell like somebody filmed a porno in an IHOP. Ladies?
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She’s not the best, but I would still hit it.
Who?
Who?
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She’s butt ugly. Why do we have to see her plain jane ugly mug every time we log in to this site? Ick.
I wonder if she closes her eyes and thinks of Taye Diggs when Russel is on top of her.
This post makes me realize the power of the airbrush….
McBeef, you say that you would “hit it” as though she should be honored. It must be quite a privilege to have you flop your fleshy torso ontop of me and have you pump away for a couple of minutes while you sweat and grunt. Sounds like a real treat. I am sure Miss Henderson would think so too, if only you could get the chance to tell her face to face that you would “hit it”.
julie henderson is a nobody from nowhere. how that bad, wide-hipped, saggy-titted, stretch-marked body and plain, provincial face even got to set foot into an agency is a mystery. she must have slept with literally everyone in that agency, and everyone form SI; not that SI is still much of a reference these days. the proof that she’ll sleep with anyone who might get her ahead is the fact that she slept with russell simmons. a man twice her age as in 25 years her senior.
so back to your point. “hitting it” must be a rather easy thing with julie; and yes, she should feel flattered, because i personally wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole, leave alone “hit it”. ew!
Black guys want white women. White guys want white women.
Who wants black women??
@8 that some funny shit right there I don’t care who you are.
Russel always reminded me of one of those Troll dolls in the face. Yea no he not cute at all. But he got bank!!!!
@8 that some funny shit right there I don’t care who you are.
Russel always reminded me of one of those Troll dolls in the face. Yea no he not cute at all. But he got bank!!!!
Seriously, WTF? Seriously.
Her father must be very proud of her….
#9 inmate…I was thinkin the same thing. It’s just as many hot black chicks that get no kinda play..these buuta face white girls are everywhere
Sports Illustrated must be cutting back on the model budget.
I’d still hit it though.
And yes, it would be a huge honor for her to injest my vanillasicle.
Is she supposed to be hot? Am I missing something?
Who takes their pet chimp to the beach?
Another white bitch I would not longer fuck.
Another tainted white bitch I would never fuck
Said it before, whoever took the other half of her, please give it back,
She has hairy arms
Something about her reminds me of Paris Hilton….
Enjoy your AIDS, Julie.
Russell Simmons looks like a walking scrotum
The money/fame grubbing whore is dating a bald Fred Sanford.
She’s pretty hot, especially when side by side RS. She has an incredible waist though! It’s like 3 inches in diameter ;)
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I love all the twats calling her “ugly”, as if you’re currently sleeping with someone even REMOTELY as attractive as she is or as physically fit (and attractive) as someone with her body. Please. You’re the 3rd or 4th poster on TheSuperficial.com, saying a clearly attractive woman is “ugly”. I got a tenner says you’re a virgin.
To 24: best comment ever.
goddam, what a body. too bad about everything above the neck.
# 23 she has AIDS?
hairy arms?
hairy arms?
I like her in bikini. But without bikini she is even more sexy :-)
Julie Nenderson Nude Video
http://vidsfree.org/video.php?vid=Julie_Nenderson_Nude_Video
I guess that girl is desperate for love that she needs in find it in Mr. Russell Simmons. Dang girl you need to get your game on. what are you thinking?
That’s quite handy,a bed on the beach.Swimming can be exhausting.
Is it just me or does she have difficulties with walking in pic 5?
90% sure she’s in it for the money. She may not be gorgeous, but she could def do better than him-looks wise…
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90% sure she’s in it for the money. She may not be gorgeous, but she could def do better than him-looks wise…
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Russell must be losing his touch with the ladies. With former mates like Kimora Lee, Noemie Lenoir, and Porschla Coleman, I can’t understand it. I guess his eyesight must be declining with age.