Julie Bowen in a bikini

March 9th, 2010 // 169 Comments

Here’s Modern Family star Julie Bowen in Hawaii on Sunday, and this is a woman who should probably remained fully clothed. No, really, up until I saw these, I was under the impression Julie Bowen was smoking hot. Turns out her torso looks like the underbelly of a dragon if dragons came complete with a Kelly Ripa Penis Button ™.

Photos: Splash News

  1. renee
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    who ever wrote this article is an ass. No BODY is perfect, lets see yours.

  2. twin mum
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    She had twins….This is more than amazing! She looks perfect!

  3. Sam
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    She’s probably had kids, bad plastic surgery and exercises more than she should. She looks happy though and has a relatively good career – so good for her.

  4. niceandfit

    Now see smoking hot .This is 100% me ./Tight ,fit .She has none of that fat butt ,big flabby boobs .And she can move any way she wonts and it all stays where it suppose too. Not all guys think big fat ugly chicks are hot .She is just 100%

  5. ma
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    Yep, for a woman who has had twins, she’s looking great.

  6. Sally

    This woman has had three kids — the twins maybe a year before this was taken. What the hell did you expect? On a second note, what a piece of shit you are to be sitting here criticizing how she looks. I can’t believe that this is what people do now. How about you go out and read a book or something, you simplistic fuck?

  7. Erin
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    This is terrible she doesn’t look that bad she’s 40 and had had twins. I’d trade her any day! She’s a beautiful woman! We all take awful pictures sometimes. I hope this women or her children never read this it would taint the beautiful memories they probably made on this family vacation. It’s one thing to put up an unflattering photo it’s another to make the comments you have here.

  8. She has diastasis recti and it usually happens to smaller women with pregnancies or while carrying multiples (in her case). I applaud her for getting out there and showing it off, as most women would not. I am one of those with this condition and it really plays on emotions to see your body go through such a transformation. Furthermore, she’s been blessed with a great career, a wonderful family and confidence. Try not to be so harsh before you do your research. http://www.befitmom.com/abdominal_separation.html

  9. Ben

    She is a milf

  10. Commented on this photo:

    Right. Because the assholes who wrote this article look so good. And I’m sure the asshole with the camera is a real winner too. Seriously, I know “superficial” is your gimmick, but you should kill yourselves nonetheless, for the good of society.

  11. Bob Dobb
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    Zero body fat. Twins and another kid. Looks good to me. Nice legs!

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