Here’s Modern Family star Julie Bowen in Hawaii on Sunday, and this is a woman who should probably remained fully clothed. No, really, up until I saw these, I was under the impression Julie Bowen was smoking hot. Turns out her torso looks like the underbelly of a dragon if dragons came complete with a Kelly Ripa Penis Button .
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acne | April 7, 2010 at 7:10 pm
she need to workout
john | April 9, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Shes pregnant you assholes
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Hey, she’s got a Kelly Ripa pen–!…..Oh, fuck it.
BREeZY(*SWaGgARiFfIc*) | May 7, 2010 at 1:46 pm
shes still hot…she just had a kid…i would bang her regardless!! she just looks so good!! her and Sofia Vergara…THE BOTH OF THEM!!
lila | May 18, 2010 at 5:08 pm
For a not-so-young woman who just had twins, I’d say she looks fantastic.
Jay | May 19, 2010 at 12:38 am
Ugh, GAIN some weight, Please! She CANNOT think she looks good this skinny, c’mon. If you didn’t see her face, the body looks like an 80 year old woman’s! Her poor husband looking at that naked. I am shocked, what an ugly, un-sexy, aneorexic body she has. Keep your clothes ON or gain at least 20 lbs.
Gayla | May 19, 2010 at 10:35 am
This is a woman who is using her body for what it’s made for, instead of enshrining it in some adolescent fantasy of perfection. You people suck.
Alex | May 19, 2010 at 10:31 pm
Wow, this is the biggest asshole post I’ve ever seen. The women had a baby, and yes, that’s what a woman’s belly looks like after a baby, that’s what all your wives or gfs will look like after they have a baby. Hollywood typically photoshops it differently, but this is reality. Actually, you’ll all be lucky if your wives or gfs look that freaking good after a baby. Pathetic how critical you all are.
Ralph | May 20, 2010 at 11:37 am
Thought she was definitely hot when she was on Ed. Then heard she was screwing David Spade…wanted to barf. Now, she looks like they’d be a matched pair. At least her mamms have grown. Of course, once she stops feeding the twins, they’ll probably disappear all together. Damned shame. But, hey, she’s fulfilling every woman’s destiny, creating the next generation.
Doc Rock | May 20, 2010 at 1:39 pm
It’s funny to read all the condescending posts here. wonder what we’d all think if all the posters here had to post THEIR own TRUE pics before being allowed to post here. That would probably be “scarier” than her pics.
jackie | May 20, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Really people? Why are you So obssessed about what people look like? Why can’t she just live her life and have fun? Yes, having babies does tend to change your body but if you have kids you would know that it is worth it. That being said, I did just watch her on the season finale on “modern family” and I couldn’t believe how skinny her legs were. Her size 0 jeans were hanging off her. She definitely has weight issues and that is pretty scary especially when you have children to take care of. I hope she gets it together.
carolina | May 20, 2010 at 5:17 pm
she’s little too on the skinny side but she did have twins and is 40. I think she looks pretty darn good. Bad camera angles.
carolina | May 20, 2010 at 5:17 pm
she’s little too on the skinny side but she did have twins and is 40. I think she looks pretty darn good. Bad camera angles.
Yummy | May 21, 2010 at 9:47 am
I’d hit it!
milan | May 22, 2010 at 10:29 am
wtf! is that a washed up corps on the beach?
djboston | May 24, 2010 at 10:15 am
She looks fabulous!!!!
CARL | May 27, 2010 at 5:49 pm
i AGREE THAT CHILDREN DO THAT, BUT SHE IS FRIGHTFULLY THIN, WHICH MAKES THE BELLY LOOK EVEN WORSE. NOTHING TO FEEL BAD ABOUT, KIDS DO THAT TO US, BUT FOR PETE’S SAKE, IT’S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT AND NOT FLATTERING AT ALL. wHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO EXPOSE THEMSELVES, WHEN ONE PIECES ARE MUCH MORE FLATTERING (W/STOMACHS AFTER BIRTHING).
ryans dad | May 29, 2010 at 12:58 am
What you are looking at is a combination of child birth and distance running. She has said that she is an avid runner. When you don’t eat properly (none of us do) and run long distances, your body will metabolize fat and muscle, which is why she looks malnourished. Go look at pictures of aging distance runners and note that they tend to have the same type of bodies. If she were to cross train (i.e. sprinting, free weights, and long distance) her body would probably look closer to how she looked in that glorious Happy Gilmore scene. Just sayin.
anne stone | August 31, 2010 at 9:35 am
she just hd twins, for god’s sake; even julia roberts could’t have passed the test at that point.
wtf | September 23, 2010 at 4:26 am
who cares? i just came here to find out if she had plastic surgery…and honestly she is hotter than any of u can even dream of becoming. get over your egoistical asses, she would rather hump a dog than any of you douches.
Capt | October 7, 2010 at 12:45 am
She’s CLEARLY anorexic … sad, my fantasies of her in Happy Gilmore seem so far away now dammit.
Please get healthy, Julie! | December 22, 2010 at 2:00 am
Julie Bowen shows multiple signs of having an eating disorder; over-exercising and being severely underweight is risky. Julie, getting to a healthy weight would protect you – and your children! Anorexics/bulimics are at risk for many health problems – some deadly (two of many examples: heart attack due to malnourished heart tissue; organ failure).
Often eating disorders develop or resurface after women have children.
It’s troubling that once women get older, people don’t question whether or not women might have an eating disorder; people of all ages are affected by eating disorders; it’s not just a “teenage” disease.
I hope Julie gets help – for her, her family – and the younger girls on Modern Family let alone women and girls around the US/world watching the show! Julie’s ‘daughters’ on the show, being teens, being actresses, are especially vulnerable to developing distorted body images and eating disorders. Even within the span of the show, the older of the daughters appears to have lost weight.
Julie, please don’t let the disease spread!
-A concerned reader, Modern Family fan, and anorexia/bulimia survivor
Mark | December 30, 2010 at 1:28 am
She is crazy hot. Always has been, always will be.
walt | January 2, 2011 at 3:12 pm
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Sam | March 24, 2011 at 10:13 pm
Wow. All of you talking about her stomach making her disgusting are idiots. Try having twins and see what happens.
steven | July 9, 2011 at 1:41 am
your fucking nuts she’s smoking hot in the picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew | August 7, 2011 at 12:44 pm
she looks fine. grow up.
Dan | November 9, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Wow she has fallen apart since Weeds…