Here’s Modern Family star Julie Bowen in Hawaii on Sunday, and this is a woman who should probably remained fully clothed. No, really, up until I saw these, I was under the impression Julie Bowen was smoking hot. Turns out her torso looks like the underbelly of a dragon if dragons came complete with a Kelly Ripa Penis Button ™.
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applesauce | March 9, 2010 at 8:12 pm
No, no, no!
Older women need to keep a healthy amount of body fat. Give it up, honey! You are not 20 anymore.
frightened | March 9, 2010 at 9:24 pm
this seriously scares me, take it down
sickitten | March 9, 2010 at 9:45 pm
This bitch should be parading her shit at the doctor’s office
sickitten | March 9, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Ali Watermelon needs a life.
Essential Cocoa | March 9, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Look at the bright side:
She’s blond.
She’s fit.
She’s a ten everywhere but the stomach. butterabs ?
Her stomach is definitely the result of her last pregnancy. Fat would smooth it out but it would still be round.
mer | March 9, 2010 at 10:40 pm
Ugh. Why?
I don’t even know why I come here anymore.
KeepinTheFaith | March 9, 2010 at 10:52 pm
I think with a tan she would look a lot better. Given more time, I think that stomach will come back a little. I would be happy if my wife (roughly the same age) looked this good.
acekard 2 | March 9, 2010 at 11:00 pm
They didn’t say who Jack was married to in his flash sideways. I’d think if it was her she would have filmed some scenes already. I don’t know how many episodes of LOST they have filmed but they can’t have too many left to film.
dane cook | March 9, 2010 at 11:09 pm
Someone buy her a sandwich!
rofl | March 9, 2010 at 11:19 pm
She needs to gain weight AND lose weight…..I don’t even know how that works
Alli Watermelon | March 10, 2010 at 12:13 am
#54 sickitten, there you go again, addressing me out of nowhere. Gen is the one talking shit to you, not me. Yet you STILL type my name out (incorrectly I might add). You’re shallow, unattractive and have wayyyy too much time on your hands. Oh and by the way, your so-called website is crap. Your psychotic induced tangents aren’t entertaining in the least and your web design looks as if it was constructed by a 3rd grader. Find someone other than myself to obsess over, ya delusional broad. =)
duke | March 10, 2010 at 12:55 am
@47 Well that’s sensitive, because that’s obviously her only meal! I’d kick her out after discovering her dried up cooch.
Wholesale Polo Shirts | March 10, 2010 at 12:57 am
Someone buy her a sandwich!
bigjobsboard | March 10, 2010 at 1:46 am
This is totally uncool. She should have wore a one-piece suit. The skin is really scary and the legs are like those of my grandmother’s. This is totally creepy.
Don Knotts | March 10, 2010 at 2:07 am
*Cannot be unseen*
Oh well. We still have Sofia Viagra and Sarah Hyland to keep MF interesting.
Baby Mama | March 10, 2010 at 2:34 am
She was twice this size last year in April, not bad at all.
http://www.youtube.com/user/BerlinBarrio#p/search/0/v_s_T3sWYwA
Cali | March 10, 2010 at 2:35 am
I’d much rather see dax shepard in his birthday suit than her in that swimsuit!! check it out, so funny… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO8KzmKgZ90
emme | March 10, 2010 at 3:40 am
She is clearly malnourished and overtrained and looks sickly. Poor woman.
Ann | March 10, 2010 at 3:47 am
Well, she still has a pretty face but I think ‘Ed’ can finally move on with his life now.
Seriously, what’s wrong with a 1 piece and why do we never ridicule famous men and their beer guts.
rick | March 10, 2010 at 5:25 am
She is obviously exercising while also limiting her protein, which leads to your body consuming its own muscle while defining muscle remains . Her back ribs are starting to show, as well as the front of her chest, her tendons and the look of her arms are obvious signs she needs to adjust her diet and work out.
captain america | March 10, 2010 at 6:19 am
sorry……………………WHERE CAN WE PUKE, folks?
Darth | March 10, 2010 at 6:55 am
Did Madonna find a new personal trainer?
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Narcissist | March 10, 2010 at 9:10 am
I literally cringed and shuddered. I’m not joking.
Shirt and shorts…er, better make it pants.
Alex | March 10, 2010 at 9:36 am
She looks good in picture 9. And I agree, it has to be the angles (and the tiny fucking bikini). For me, she’ll always be the uptight hottie golfing tour director for Happy Gilmore.
Amber | March 10, 2010 at 9:40 am
yuck and a monster, I wonder what SLICKPANDA.COM has to say on the matter, click on my name to find out
havoc | March 10, 2010 at 10:17 am
Corey Haim OD’d and we’re still looking at this chick?
Get your coffee and get moving Fish….
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tsismosa | March 10, 2010 at 10:21 am
no wonder she hates sofia vergara. she’s jealous.
whattheshit | March 10, 2010 at 10:50 am
Wow, that is…unfortunate.
Thanks for killing my Julie Bowen boner (TM), Superficial.
Dick | March 10, 2010 at 11:05 am
She’s a MILF and still hot for a 40 year old. Her stomach is a mess because of popping out two kids. Give her some time and her body will return to normal. Her legs are good, no ugly cellulite or fat hips. Her face is still good, hope she doesn’t mess with any plastic surgery. As for being so pale, that’s good, don’t want her getting all leatherfaced or a skin cancer. Had a big celeb crush on her while she was on “Ed” and got to see her in person while she was filming “Ed” in Northvale and Westfield NJ.
mercredi | April 21, 2011 at 2:22 pm
if you look closely above her bikini line you can see her tummy tuck scars. the line goes around the front and is way whiter than the rest of her skin. Also, when women get tummy tucks the skin isnt as attached to the muscle so it tends to have a thin look. And that would also explain why her abs poke out.
Joe C | March 10, 2010 at 11:09 am
Gross!
No wonder that ugly bitch is always talking shit about Sofia Vergara’s fine ass.
Solo | March 10, 2010 at 1:41 pm
And I was finding her very hot on the show. Thanks for killing that….
LMFAO | March 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm
LMFAO @ WHITE WOMEN IN BIKINI’S!!
GET A TAN BITCH. NASTY SKANK HO.
LMFAO | March 10, 2010 at 4:45 pm
MY QUESTION IS: WHY DOES SHE HAVE A PUMPKIN STOMACHE? LMFAO
hateyoufornoreason | March 10, 2010 at 5:08 pm
My son is sitting next to me coloring, looks up at this picture and says, “What’s that”? Nuff said.
DJS | March 10, 2010 at 7:12 pm
@62 Oh come on Duke, your woman looks better than this? If so post some pics!
PS
What’s a ‘COOCH”?
Yuck! | March 10, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Damn, that;s one of the worst celeb bodies I’ve ever seen. I always thought she was beautiful…
Steve Hale | March 10, 2010 at 7:31 pm
You know, she is at the beach having fun. She is not on the red carpet at the Oscars.
Leave her alone. I can’t say i’m ready for the cover of Vanity Fair when i go to the beach either
justsaying | March 10, 2010 at 8:04 pm
is she pregnant?!
JeremiahStanfieldTheThird | March 10, 2010 at 10:45 pm
She looks like Chuck Liddell
ken | March 11, 2010 at 12:06 am
Needs cardio STAT aka running, & toss the weight lifting/stairmaster only workouts. Appears to be on the Atkins diet, way too much protein, judging from the beefed up physique. She should go Vegan & do 100 situps a day.
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Blitz | March 11, 2010 at 5:58 pm
It should be a law that this woman wears clothing at all times!
cc | March 11, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Hmph, Close Encounters of the Third Kind was real I guess.
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lol | March 14, 2010 at 2:57 pm
your mothers look like whales compared to julie bowen.
keep delusional forever, ingrates
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ashley | March 16, 2010 at 11:38 am
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!
you’re fucking evil for insulting this woman.
but it shows how very few REAL women you have ever seen without their clothes on.
it shows that the only undressesed women you’ve got any experience with are the ones you see in porn or who the media spoonfeed to you.
this chick had TWINS not teven a year ago!
she looks AMAZING!!
how can you even send this message to people??
how DARE you?!
you should be ashamed of yourself.
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