Julie Bowen has the Internet

I’m not saying Julie Bowen reads this site, but here she is yesterday in a swimsuit that might as well have “Don’t look at my dragon belly” written on it. On that note, these pics prove her hotness is proportionate to the amount of clothes she has on. I’m pretty sure the only way I could make love to her is if she wore a tux. And the light’s were off in case her vagina looks like a triceratops.

Photos: Splash News