Julie Bowen has the Internet

March 12th, 2010 // 41 Comments

I’m not saying Julie Bowen reads this site, but here she is yesterday in a swimsuit that might as well have “Don’t look at my dragon belly” written on it. On that note, these pics prove her hotness is proportionate to the amount of clothes she has on. I’m pretty sure the only way I could make love to her is if she wore a tux. And the light’s were off in case her vagina looks like a triceratops.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. josette

    who is this bitch?

  2. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  3. Not mother

    Still doesn’t do it for me. That’s one huge gap between her legs.

  4. friendlyfires

    Make her wear a circus tent, hold your breath dive in proceed to get bent everyone on earth will wonder wherein hell do you think he went eithet that or become catholic and give up pussy for lent

  5. U can suck my dick

    Yeah, that’s it shit eater, she cares what a small-cocked, one-testicled, four-nippled, hand slut like you has to say. I’m sure.

  6. Cate

    If you are reading this, I think you are unequivocally STUNNING! “The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.” – Albert Einstein

    Hope you are enjoying your day wherever your day may find you. :)

  7. lady jesus

    #5 is right on the money. The Superficial writer is no doubt an ugly, small-dicked walking shitpile.

  8. Karl

    I’d hit it 3 times. She is very fit and I think she looks great.

  9. Woah.

    Wow, she is goofy looking.

  10. Trust me on this

    She just needs to eat something and she’d look fine. Women should never be ripped. It’s fucking gross. Better for a woman to be a little chunky than to have six pack abs.

  11. SO RIGHT

    Um WHO IS SHE? And she’s way to thin and really doesn’t look that good.

  12. CManSB

    Someone give this girl a cheeseburger and some sunscreen…

  13. Taz

    She was so hot in Happy Gilmore. I’d Fuck her all day and night

  14. vivian

    friend of ana’s.

  15. Rough-er Madness

    Awww! You might just secure a spot in lucifer’s 1000 degree toast-room Fish…

  16. Parker

    I’d still have anal sex with her. All the time.

  17. Mike

    I’m a fan – she looks good even in the horizontal stripes with no makeup, and she is stunning on Modern Family (arguably the best sitcom on television right now).
    Keep giving us the pics superficial, but without the hate.

  18. Beaver

    You ruined my viewing of Modern Family this week. Thanks a lot Superficial.

  19. yawn

    lol what do you expect her to look like?
    she’s 38 years old and pregnant..

    experience the real world sometime..
    you’ll be endlessly fascinated.

  20. PunkA

    The ass and legs on her are AWESOME for a 40 year old mother of 3. I mean, wow. Her husband has to be happy banging that because she looks energetic, tight and FUN!!!!!

  21. bi chick

    I’m confused by how tones her arms and legs are, but her torso is creeeepy looking

  22. Drago

    So weird……she always looks amazing on Modern Family, even half-dressed.

    The Valentine’s episode? awesome

    WTF, why the face

  23. Eastsideodee

    She’s always been hot, but she had twins less than a year ago! The fact that a couple days after those er, unflatering, pics hit the internet she shows up the beach smiling for the paps in a less unflattering one piece, just shows that she’s got a sense of humour and doesn’t take herself too seriously.
    I say whatever points the babies took from her bod, is made up in personality!!!

  24. Rogerdoger

    She looks better than 99.9% of fat American women. Seriously, people complain about her being too skinny? Let’s get Precious out there in a bikini and compare.

    But seriously, 99% of you will never look good in anything on the beach, much less a bikini.

  25. She is looking so charming in that swimsuit. Truly awesome beauty she is . But she is looking bit old I must say. She is looking somewhat creepy.

  26. What I like about her is that she looks great BUT she does look like she has had children. (not to mean in a bad way!) And I think it works perfectly for her because on the show, she is supposed to have had three children.

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  33. Veronica

    She looks so much better than the other day. Gorgeous now. Bring back the one-piece ladies!

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  41. BRYGUY26

    She needs to eat something, her legs are so thin below the nee, why do actresses feel they all need to be a size 0? Scarlett Johansson is a Size 8 and she is named sexyist woman alive by every mens magazine in the world. Eat Something Julie Bowen please, there is nothing wrong with having an ass like Kim K’s.

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