Julie Bowen has the Internet

March 12th, 2010 // 41 Comments

I’m not saying Julie Bowen reads this site, but here she is yesterday in a swimsuit that might as well have “Don’t look at my dragon belly” written on it. On that note, these pics prove her hotness is proportionate to the amount of clothes she has on. I’m pretty sure the only way I could make love to her is if she wore a tux. And the light’s were off in case her vagina looks like a triceratops.

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Comments (41)

  1. josette | March 12, 2010 at 11:34 am

    who is this bitch?

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  2. HackSaw | March 12, 2010 at 11:36 am

    I’d hit it.

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  3. Not mother | March 12, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Still doesn’t do it for me. That’s one huge gap between her legs.

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  4. friendlyfires | March 12, 2010 at 11:38 am

    Make her wear a circus tent, hold your breath dive in proceed to get bent everyone on earth will wonder wherein hell do you think he went eithet that or become catholic and give up pussy for lent

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  5. U can suck my dick | March 12, 2010 at 11:42 am

    Yeah, that’s it shit eater, she cares what a small-cocked, one-testicled, four-nippled, hand slut like you has to say. I’m sure.

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  6. Cate | March 12, 2010 at 11:44 am

    If you are reading this, I think you are unequivocally STUNNING! “The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.” – Albert Einstein

    Hope you are enjoying your day wherever your day may find you. :)

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  7. lady jesus | March 12, 2010 at 11:44 am

    #5 is right on the money. The Superficial writer is no doubt an ugly, small-dicked walking shitpile.

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  8. Karl | March 12, 2010 at 11:44 am

    I’d hit it 3 times. She is very fit and I think she looks great.

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  9. Woah. | March 12, 2010 at 11:49 am

    Wow, she is goofy looking.

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  10. Trust me on this | March 12, 2010 at 11:56 am

    She just needs to eat something and she’d look fine. Women should never be ripped. It’s fucking gross. Better for a woman to be a little chunky than to have six pack abs.

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  11. SO RIGHT | March 12, 2010 at 11:58 am

    Um WHO IS SHE? And she’s way to thin and really doesn’t look that good.

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  12. CManSB | March 12, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    Someone give this girl a cheeseburger and some sunscreen…

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  13. Taz | March 12, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    She was so hot in Happy Gilmore. I’d Fuck her all day and night

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  14. vivian | March 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    friend of ana’s.

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  15. Rough-er Madness | March 12, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    Awww! You might just secure a spot in lucifer’s 1000 degree toast-room Fish…

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  16. Parker | March 12, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    I’d still have anal sex with her. All the time.

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  17. Mike | March 12, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    I’m a fan – she looks good even in the horizontal stripes with no makeup, and she is stunning on Modern Family (arguably the best sitcom on television right now).
    Keep giving us the pics superficial, but without the hate.

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  18. Beaver | March 12, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    You ruined my viewing of Modern Family this week. Thanks a lot Superficial.

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  19. yawn | March 12, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    lol what do you expect her to look like?
    she’s 38 years old and pregnant..

    experience the real world sometime..
    you’ll be endlessly fascinated.

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  20. PunkA | March 12, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    The ass and legs on her are AWESOME for a 40 year old mother of 3. I mean, wow. Her husband has to be happy banging that because she looks energetic, tight and FUN!!!!!

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  21. bi chick | March 12, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    I’m confused by how tones her arms and legs are, but her torso is creeeepy looking

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  22. Drago | March 12, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    So weird……she always looks amazing on Modern Family, even half-dressed.

    The Valentine’s episode? awesome

    WTF, why the face

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  23. Eastsideodee | March 12, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    She’s always been hot, but she had twins less than a year ago! The fact that a couple days after those er, unflatering, pics hit the internet she shows up the beach smiling for the paps in a less unflattering one piece, just shows that she’s got a sense of humour and doesn’t take herself too seriously.
    I say whatever points the babies took from her bod, is made up in personality!!!

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  24. Rogerdoger | March 12, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    She looks better than 99.9% of fat American women. Seriously, people complain about her being too skinny? Let’s get Precious out there in a bikini and compare.

    But seriously, 99% of you will never look good in anything on the beach, much less a bikini.

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  25. dsi xl | March 12, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    She is looking so charming in that swimsuit. Truly awesome beauty she is . But she is looking bit old I must say. She is looking somewhat creepy.

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  26. link building packages | March 12, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    What I like about her is that she looks great BUT she does look like she has had children. (not to mean in a bad way!) And I think it works perfectly for her because on the show, she is supposed to have had three children.

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  33. Veronica | March 15, 2010 at 12:57 am

    She looks so much better than the other day. Gorgeous now. Bring back the one-piece ladies!

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    I said “T-shirt and shorts, er, pants”. I didn’t recommend THIS.

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  41. BRYGUY26 | November 12, 2010 at 1:52 am

    She needs to eat something, her legs are so thin below the nee, why do actresses feel they all need to be a size 0? Scarlett Johansson is a Size 8 and she is named sexyist woman alive by every mens magazine in the world. Eat Something Julie Bowen please, there is nothing wrong with having an ass like Kim K’s.

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