Julie Andrews Didn’t Watch NBC’s ‘The Sound of Music,’ Pray For Her

December 11th, 2013 // 14 Comments
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Presumably because she’s a powerful witch who can see terrible events in the future – I once saw her pull a whole lamp out of a purse. A purse! – Julie Andrews did not watch NBC’s live production of The Sound of Music starring Carrie Underwood because she had a, uh, speaking engagement. Yes, speaking engagement. That’s the ticket! Via Huffpost:

More than 18 million television viewers watched Carrie Underwood perform the role of Maria last week in NBC’s “The Sound of Music Live!”
But Julie Andrews wasn’t among them.
Andrews, who starred in the 1965 Oscar-winning film adaptation of the Rodgers & Hammerstein classic, explained, “Alas, I did not (see it). I had a speaking engagement and I couldn’t. But my kids did record it. I’ll get around to it.”

When reached for comment, Carrie Underwood suggested that Julie Andrews read a few verses of scripture. Specifically Genesis 1:1 through Revelations 22:21. “That should probably cover it,” she added.

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  1. joe

    Not an Underwood fan, but I wouldn’t mind watching her act out Ezekiel 23:17-21.

  2. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    I suspect this means Ms. Andrews is smarter than at least 18 million Americans

  3. Convex

    When she watches it — IF she does — Andrews will have the tact and the grace to refrain from hurtful and negative comments that serve no other purpose than to deliberately run down the efforts of an artist (Underwood) who gave it her best shot.

    How many of us would’ve had the stones to take it on? Yeah. I thought so.

  4. Pat C.

    Genesis 1:1 through Revelations 22:21? Wait, Catholic Bible or Protestant Bible? There’s more books in the Catholic Bible, and maybe they’re the ones she really needs.

  5. Julie Andrews is 78 years old, and looks amazing. Is this what clean living and being a decent human being does for you?

    fuck it, not worth it.

  6. rican

    Anyone remember the movie SOB? I wonder what her tits look like now.

  7. NUTS

    Jesus is only in the new testament, so no need to start with Genesis

  8. Daemon8666

    Wow. A HUGELY famous British actress/singer isn’t commenting on a girl who might as well be her understudy’s understudy’s American understudy who tried to redo one of her biggest roles EVER (regardless of how much I like it, walk into an office building and start with “Doe, a deer, a female deer…”, and I guarantee you half of them, including three who don’t even speak English will finish it), and did at best a so-so job.

    Totally not classy, unlike the way all the networks are running around with this like it’s an affront to the free world.

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  10. That was a nice slow burn there Julie, well done.

  11. pretty717pixie

    This chick is 78 and looks 1000% better than Madonna’s 50-something. Bam.

  12. Skeeter

    I’d like to lick and bang Carrie Underwood’s asshole but you couldn’t pay me enough to sit through “The Sound of Music”.

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