Julianne Hough’s Still In A Bikini and Other News

January 9th, 2012 // 25 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Beyonce and Jay-Z named their baby in honor of Satan. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems is the appropriate way to ease back into the first full work week since the holidays. [theCHIVE]

- Kristen Bell wants to have sex with Jesse James is how I interpreted this. [Huffington Post]

- Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield caught making out. Squee, gush! [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Kelly is like Jennifer Nicole Lee, but without all of the penis-tucking. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ashley Greene‘s short shorts are enough to turn any man gay. Wait. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Just a reminder in case your Monday wasn’t shitty enough, Jason Sudeikis is plowing this. [Popoholic]

- SNL breaks comedic ground once again by making a large man dress in drag. *slams lever on typewriter* “Gold, I tell ya!” [TooFab]

- Lindsay Lohan hit a baby with her car. Keep that in mind before you click this. [TMZ]

- Tim Tebow has herpes because The Internet made it so. [BuzzFeed]

- Vermin Supreme suddenly looks electable thanks to the Republican primaries. [FilmDrunk]

- Reese Witherspoon‘s new marriage sounds like it’s terrific. [Just Jared]

- Here’s 30 pictures of Kate Middleton to celebrate her 30th birthday. (Yes, the bikini shot is there.) [Popsugar]

- Adele will have sex with you if you make her laugh. Neat. [IDLYITW]

- Kate Middleton also spent her 30th birthday watching War Horse because the British truly are God’s most boring gift to the world. [Starpulse]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Elsa Hosk or what I’m assuming was Vagina Ground Zero for the Skarsgard. [Heavy]

- The 25 Biggest Wedgies in Sports because I’m six years old. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. I would sincerely love to paso doble her vagina.

  2. Julianne Hough Bikini Ryan Seacrest
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    I bet you this is where she thinks she is so cute and funny and shouts “I’m on top of the world!!!” like in Titanic. She makes me sick.

  3. tumble weed

    …….even russell brand.

  4. Julianne Hough Bikini Ryan Seacrest
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    Not flattering.

    • LOL

      Of course, don’t comment on any other picture (because she’s a borderline 10) yet comment on the one from the back at an awkward angle. Dick.

  5. Julianne Hough Bikini Ryan Seacrest
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    if only she had my cock in her other hand…

  6. Mike

    It’s “proof” and “in a bikini”. If you insult a nation at least learn their language. Why don’t you just rub one out while desperately sucking your thumb. Then ask your parents about the birds and the bees.

  7. weewee

    she’s another Olivia Munn…butt-average fame whore…will even beard in order to stay with the illuminati

  8. Schmidtler

    she’s got a super cute face, perfect body with no fat and no fakery, natural blonde hair, so wtf don’t we like her for? at least we know the well isn’t poisoned, since it should be pretty obvious Seacrest isn’t tapping that. being as he’s gay and all.

  9. Doc

    that ish is like a dime a dozen… especially in LA… she’s just Ryan Seacrest’s fake g/f and she can dance a little bit. No big whoop

  10. Venom

    She is cute, but very average. If I was out somewhere and just saw her walking around I would never guess who she was.

  11. Venom, a dime a dozen? I DON’T THINK SO! This 23 yr old women was the winner of the International World Latin dance championship at the age of 15,( the only American to ever win it). She is a 2 time winner of Dancing with the stars, She has won 2 Acadamy of Country Music Awards and is about to put out her 2nd Album, and she starts filming her 4th movie next month. She has also been nominated for a golden globe for her choreography on dancing with the stars. You name me ANY other female in America that has done all that by the age of 23. You can’t. She is not a beard for Ryan Seacrest ( he is not gay) she comes from a very close and wonderful family and would never be a beard for anyone. She does not need his money, she can make enough on her own. So people need to just mind their own busness and leave Ryan and Julianne alone.

    • Venom

      ^ Julianne’s publicit.

      When you see someone in public there is no Wikipedia page in front of them or IMDB page. Strictly speaking, she is average looking and no one would glance at her twice. I would however recognize her queer boyfriend, everyone knows what he looks like.

  12. Julianne Hough Bikini Ryan Seacrest
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    Ryan Seacrest has never looked at that ass the way I am right now.

  13. Julianne Hough Bikini Ryan Seacrest
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    Ryan instinctively hides whenever Julianne sends out her mating call.

  14. skunk

    she can dance with my shlong

    • I am no publisist, I am a 62 yr old grandmother living in Texas. I have followed Julianne and Dereks careers since 2007. They are both amazing at everything they do. Just keep watching them they are both very talented.

  15. Julianne Hough Bikini Ryan Seacrest
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    It appears that Seacrest picked up some crabs. (Look at his left hand)

  16. Julianne Hough Bikini Ryan Seacrest
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    That’s when she falls, hits her head on a rock and I laugh my ass off…

  17. Julianne Hough Bikini Ryan Seacrest
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    Even Ryan doesn’t want to get too close

  18. Julianne Hough Bikini Ryan Seacrest
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    I’d rather take my chances with the sharks too

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