Julianne Hough’s Still In A Bikini and Other News

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- Beyonce and Jay-Z named their baby in honor of Satan. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems is the appropriate way to ease back into the first full work week since the holidays. [theCHIVE]

- Kristen Bell wants to have sex with Jesse James is how I interpreted this. [Huffington Post]

- Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield caught making out. Squee, gush! [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Kelly is like Jennifer Nicole Lee, but without all of the penis-tucking. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ashley Greene’s short shorts are enough to turn any man gay. Wait. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Just a reminder in case your Monday wasn’t shitty enough, Jason Sudeikis is plowing this. [Popoholic]

- SNL breaks comedic ground once again by making a large man dress in drag. *slams lever on typewriter* “Gold, I tell ya!” [TooFab]

- Lindsay Lohan hit a baby with her car. Keep that in mind before you click this. [TMZ]

- Tim Tebow has herpes because The Internet made it so. [BuzzFeed]

- Vermin Supreme suddenly looks electable thanks to the Republican primaries. [FilmDrunk]

- Reese Witherspoon’s new marriage sounds like it’s terrific. [Just Jared]

- Here’s 30 pictures of Kate Middleton to celebrate her 30th birthday. (Yes, the bikini shot is there.) [Popsugar]

- Adele will have sex with you if you make her laugh. Neat. [IDLYITW]

- Kate Middleton also spent her 30th birthday watching War Horse because the British truly are God’s most boring gift to the world. [Starpulse]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Elsa Hosk or what I’m assuming was Vagina Ground Zero for the Skarsgard. [Heavy]

- The 25 Biggest Wedgies in Sports because I’m six years old. [Bleacher Report]

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