Julianne Hough Has Leaked Photos Now

When we last left Julianne Hough, she was being routinely molested by Ryan Seacrest in front of her friends and family as his way of saying, “Happy Birthday. Now quit your crying.” So here she is in a series of leaked photos that just made their way onto the Internet, and someone needs to teach her that cameraphones are for saucy gynecological exams not Ryan Seacrest taking a goddamn nap. Although, I did like the tasteful shot she sent him as a symbol of her love. That said, we’ve got ourselves a duck lips abuser here, and if history has shown us anything, it’s that women who make duck lips murder babies. The science is there, lock her up.