When we last left Julianne Hough, she was being routinely molested by Ryan Seacrest in front of her friends and family as his way of saying, “Happy Birthday. Now quit your crying.” So here she is in a series of leaked photos that just made their way onto the Internet, and someone needs to teach her that cameraphones are for saucy gynecological exams not Ryan Seacrest taking a goddamn nap. Although, I did like the tasteful shot she sent him as a symbol of her love. That said, we’ve got ourselves a duck lips abuser here, and if history has shown us anything, it’s that women who make duck lips murder babies. The science is there, lock her up.
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Now she looks 16 and not 46.
Are you thinking of Courtney Stodden? :D I see a resemblance.
All the annoyingness with none of the nudity. A true low for leaked pics.
Hey we did find out that she is not Ryan Seacrests’ beard ,she is his mustache!
Ha! beard! cuse she got on a mustache…..in pic 4………..USA!
Looks like Ryan Seacrest was harbouring a secret Fembot fetish.
What’s with that bikini, are the 90′s back?
actually it’s an 80′s style for an 80′s piece of shit movie she was filming
Really? I always thought she looked like a 15 year old in all the pics Fish has ever posted of her… and in most of these ones she actually appears half decent and less immature looking (barring the fact that these came off a cell phone, which is what kids do now a days).
Maybe I’m just a pedo. Yeah, let’s go with that.
Oh, this was supposed to be in response to Mr Obvious.. not sure what happened there :(
Okay, here we go:
In every picture, bla bla, black person, blabla, background, eyes, you know the drill.
EXACTLY what my first thought was!!
I don’t understand the ducklips phenomenon. Who the hell decided that exaggerated kissyfaces (in the mirror) look attractive?
Then again, we live in an era where 28 inch rims on a beater sedan are a status symbol, so who the fuck am I to question this kind of shit?
bitches decided and now we have to live with it. It’s kinda like them ugg boots. No man finds them attractive.
I think the duckface kissface whatnot is bc no matter what they tell u, girls feel pretty damn stupid taking pictures of ourselves. So we make stupid face to pass as goofy instead of full of ourselves. Then again, I don’t take pics of myself so, I’m just making this up.
thank you thank you for the rims comment! it’s a “black” thing apparently. in one word GHETTO
This is how Hollyweirdians walk, y’all.
Beautiful girl. I don’t know why she is “famous” of what she’s ever done but she is one hot chick.
She is Ryan Seacrest’s beard.
Beautiful girl?, where? I wanna see one, oh you mean Julianne
please
so jealous!
I’d eat her pussy with a spoon! I’d wear a bib so I don’t get any juice on my shirt!
…aaaand that was it? No, someone give this woman a crash course on photo-leaking.
On a side note, man, TV studio backstages are MESSY.
I feel way better about my place now.
Coffee’s ready.
Who the fuck has this many POSED photos of herself on her own phone?
And how exactly does a phone get hacked and lose the pics on it? I call bullshit – just another fame whore trying to grab the spotlight and drum up some attention.
Dancing With the Zits of the Stars
Who is she? And why should I care.
I’M REBA!
I always wondered how long it would be before Seacrest started pimping his “girlfriend”. No doubt these pics are just the tip of the iceberg. What else would you expect from the man who put the Kardashians on TV.
Why am I not surprised there are no pics of Seacrest’s cock blowing her mouth up like Louis Armstrong?
maybe cause Ryan’s gay
Or she said she’s saving herself for marriage. yea right! I’d fill her mouth so full of cum that it would be spilling out of her ears.
She totally hates her fucking guts, look at that face shes making
“Dem white girls take all our black men!!!”
I think it’s more like…”damn skinny as white bitch…who the fuck would do them bones!”
Too funny!
In the future, every famewhore will have her own black person to follow her around and say it all with her eyes.
Nice legs!
Wow, industrial strength bras really pay for themselves.
That pimple just makes this picture
WAIT! Nobody see that black lady in the back pic3 with the “skinny white bitch” look? Holy “F” funny
I know! She’s all, “Bitch, PLEASE.”
A beard with a fake mustache.
+100
Bwahahahaha!!
She looks pretty damn hot in the blue bikini pics…BUT
…have you ever seen a worse butterface when she has no makeup on????/
You obviously have seen very very few women without makeup on. She actually looks really good with none compared to most.
How about your dream girl, Sofia Vergara. She gives her a run for her money. The Katy Perry pics. All these chicks are ugly without tons of makeup.
I probably couldve written that a little clearer….I’ve never seen a girl that has that much of a swing in terms of “hot!” to “ick” than her when it comes to wearing/not wearing makeup.
I can, by far. Her name’s Katy Perry. Didn’t you see that pic on here?
She’s a two face.
clueless!
Well, this certainly squashes the rumors about Seacrest. Who would imagine he could be gay after seeing her narrow hips and tiny chest?
I thought it was kind of funny that here are all these photos of Julianne in bikinis, trying to be hot/cute/attention whoring or whatever, and there’s Ryan snoozing like he could give a crap.
that is simply her body shape, jealous anyway….
Looking at the photo does anyone else think Olivia Newtown John’s 80′s hit, “Lets Get Physical?” Especially with the bottoms?
Seacrest Out!
+1
Someone needs to send this photo to Leann Rimes. This is what boobs look like.
Nice 8o’s bikini. Does Body Glove make it?
This is the winning comment. lol
:) thanks!
Sometimes, a girl’s just gotta dump. I’m just glad she didn’t take a picture of Ryan’s face being used as a toilet.
Wearing white won’t disguise the fact that you just ripped one, my dear.
Looks like the woman on the right is struggling not to puke.
Just more hetero spam from the strategic mind of Ryan Seacrest, the wonderful fellow who brought you the Kardashians. Sorry, Ryan, still convinced you are gay, and puzzled why you don’t just come out about it.
Does she keep him in that cage on the floor?
Looks like the Proactiv isn’t working.
However, the body bronzer is…
What’s with the 80′s bikini?
I know! I thought I fell through a worm-hole for a minute there.
I think its from her movie footloose she just did
“…fortunately for her, I’m the only one that knows her hair is about as real as mine.”
She wouldn’t happen to have a movie coming out, would she? Well, what are the odds…
lol
Woo-hoo! Sexy photo shoot in the junk room, complete with kennel. I can almost smell the litter tray…
Hacked? Ya, right….
if she smokes… she does it.
Yes, but with whom?
clever use of duck-face
Ya these were hacked from her phone and I’m creator of all that is.
Nothing screams “class” more than a jerry-rigged dressing room in a Chatsworth warehouse. Nice crutches in the mirror reflection, in case of stripper-trip.
Get this girl a sammich, STAT!
Dirty Sanchez?
Cute, yes. Sexy, no. Some “girls” just can’t do sexy..
r u KIDDING me??? have you seen her dancing on DWITS??? she is down right SEEEEXXXYYY! JEALOUS
Look at that face the black chick is making in photo 3:
“Damn girl. You be a skinny be-itch. You need to eat yo-self sum fried chicken with biz-kits wid lots of gravy.”
seriously?
Hahaha, yes “seriously.” He did hit that submit button.
I’m sure this isn’t the first time she’s been in the backseat of a car.
She’s a Mormon.
Proof that Jon Benet faked her own death.
Is she supposed to be hot? She looks like a 10 year old girl