Julian McMahon loves him some tiny shorts

January 6th, 2009 // 121 Comments

Seen here continuing his Australian vacation with girlfriend Kelly Paniagua, Nip/Tuck star Julian McMahon wishes you all “Peace, Love and Thanks for looking at my package. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to stoically display it in random people’s faces. Hello there, lifeguard, got a minute?”

Photos: Flynet

  1. 2 words:

    penis enlargement

  2. FEMALE

    All you people…shut up your mouth….He´s GORGEOUS anyway, He can take all the women that he wants, wear any clothes and he still looking very sexy..
    Many of you wanted to look like this at 40.
    About the cock, dont you know that this one becomes long? The appearances are deceptive…

  3. YO

    Guapooo, papasito!! Lo amo , es el hombre mas sexy! Mas con esos shortsitos azules..

  4. L Wilbs

    I’d fuck him.

  5. Vince Lombardi

    Do you think he Nair’s or shaves his chest?

  6. John McCain

    I’d definitely “hit” both of them!

  7. weaselspeed

    her tits are weirdly far apart and her glasses are awful…. Why must so many women these days feel they need to get breast implants!!! urrrrg

  8. gumpy

    Why do black dudes have such tiny brains? All that penis using up the resources?

  9. dontlooknow

    Another pathetic cry for attention. But really disgusting.

  10. BlackDiamond

    #61 – you may not be gay but you are definitely a virgin! What you are seeing is a wrinkle in his swimsuit while he takes a stride. His dick is hanging straight down and it is TINY!!!!!

  11. Danny

    he’s hot. And about his penis: it’s not a MONSTER, but hey, if you think that’s small, you’ve taken some weird and big stuff behind there

  12. lucy

    They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.

  13. PozClaro

    I’m about 5 years younger than he is but I don’t look that good. How about you GUYS? GIRLS? Her hips appear narrow to her shoulders because she’s athletic, Beautiful Legs and a Sweet ASS. ahh, if he is not being pleased with his dick, she can leave and search for a bigger one. Simple as that. And “YO”, yo le amo el culito de esa linda belleza, PURA SABROSURA!!!!

  14. noochi

    I’m a girl but I don’t find him that hot. He’s ok. SHE, on the other hand, is fine! even for a straight girl.

  15. Black Dalia

    I”ll kind of disagree with you sweety. I think he is looking way way better than the woman next to him.But that doesn’t really matters,not if they’re happy together and they have a long term relationship!Although I think serious relationships don’t count to the Hollywood stars for much more than one fine walk to the sand..

  16. Larissa

    It remarkable! The girl at it remarkable! Envy? Let love each other while it is loved, while there is a force…

  17. Angel

    He is really good looking guy! Wanna say my type! Guys everybody have different tastes for men and women! I wanna say his body looks great and he is cute!!
    HEr boobs real one…it’s not Troy’s work )))

  18. Angel

    Honestly……would appreciate a short meeting with Julian ))))))

  19. pieter

    WOULD BE AWESOME IF YOU CAN FUCK MY ASS!!!!!

  20. She looks great for his age! And they make a great couple .. to Sure they’re laughing all the time!

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