Seen here continuing his Australian vacation with girlfriend Kelly Paniagua, Nip/Tuck star Julian McMahon wishes you all “Peace, Love and Thanks for looking at my package. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to stoically display it in random people’s faces. Hello there, lifeguard, got a minute?”
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Me | January 6, 2009 at 4:04 pm
You all suck.
glace neuf | January 6, 2009 at 4:06 pm
i’d hit his lady friend – ho fo sho!
jokadrma | January 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Yes, yes we do.
Hot | January 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Nice ass, lady
Hot | January 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Nice ass, lady
Sue | January 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm
He must have been exhausted after a full day of trying to suck in his gut. And somebody should have told him that it’s not a triumph to fit into shorts that tiny – in the front.
mikey boy | January 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Not my type. She looks like a linebacker with those broad shoulders and narrow hips. She’s also lacking in the @ss compartment. She’s just all breast implants.
p0nk | January 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm
climbing his way up the douchebag ladder…
Mugato | January 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Goddamn, Sue.
You sound like a real cunt.
Yeah Baby | January 6, 2009 at 4:14 pm
she needs to trim down that wide waist
mandy | January 6, 2009 at 4:16 pm
CAN HER SHOULDERS BE ANY WIDER?
pure.ticking | January 6, 2009 at 4:16 pm
She has got very strange glasses! yuk!
CaptainMorgan | January 6, 2009 at 4:18 pm
It seems that he’s a “biggie small.” Big dink, with a small penis.
Jesse | January 6, 2009 at 4:19 pm
He has standard-issue tiny whiteboy junk.
Ted Mosby | January 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I’d hit that like LT hitting a hole in the Steelers defense.
fyou | January 6, 2009 at 4:22 pm
her shoulders ARE NOT wide
she is just not very attractive
and for the record, since we are picking ONLY on the woman’s looks-
neither is he!
EverybodylovesROUGHers | January 6, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Wow look at that scale busting lady doing some tricks for julian in pic #7
Erica | January 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Fat, conceited, thinning hair, small penis. Typical white guy.
Harry | January 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm
He’s making Magnum P.I. proud.
puke | January 6, 2009 at 4:26 pm
They are both made for each other, two fuggly people who think they are hot lol.
btw, she is just built weird.
NipTuck | January 6, 2009 at 4:31 pm
those glasses…what the fuck…
SUESUCK | January 6, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Hey #6 check the guy who you chose to spend your life with… how much is going on there, huh??? 75% guys out there have dick 3″ and smaller.
jeremiah | January 6, 2009 at 4:32 pm
I am going to bet 100,000 that every last one of you are not 1/5 as attractive or talented.
I am willing to bet that you are all a bunch of queer ass fags
jeremiah suck too | January 6, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I agree with you #23… and you are their leader.
NY Ted | January 6, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Ted Mosby – January 6, 2009 4:21 PM
I’d hit that like LT hitting a hole in the Steelers defense.
Ted…you mean you’d hit that bikini babe like James Harrison hitting LT so hard his jersey numbers are going to fly off this weekend…never mind his head!
OXYMORON – There is NO SUCH thing as a “hole” in the Steelers defense!
Sue | January 6, 2009 at 4:38 pm
#22 – keep telling yourself that, TinyDick, if it makes you feel better. Of course, what you wrote is also the punchline to the joke “why do girls get math questions wrong?”
pete | January 6, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Like LT hitting a hole in the Steelers defense??? You mean, like Miss LaDainian taking herself out of crucial games because she has a really bad owie?
Barack Obama | January 6, 2009 at 4:50 pm
If I cut off about 4 inches, I could fit into those shorts. Not really the kind of racial equality black folks are looking for.
silk glove | January 6, 2009 at 4:51 pm
He’s FUG & FAT.
i says lolz. | January 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Are those really large outer labial folds or is that his microscopic peepee?
The Laughing G-D | January 6, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Caption for pic 7:
McMahon: Birthing a baby mam? Don’t worry, I play a doctor on TV!
Ted Mosby | January 6, 2009 at 4:58 pm
I keed. I’m a Titans fan and I know the Steelers will be a tough one to beat.
Beth | January 6, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Time to call Dr. McNamara for penis enlargement surgery. And lots of liposuction. And some finishing touches on the gender reassignment for Julian’s “girlfriend.”
This Poster | January 6, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Julian McMahon’s gay penis
...while sucking on Julian's gay penis... | January 6, 2009 at 5:01 pm
It’s nice of him to indicate how big his penis is to the photographer.
nipolian | January 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm
The only hole LT will be hitting the rest of this season is the one between his boyfreind’s buttox……….he’s out with a groin injury……as usual.
jojo | January 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm
It’s Dr.Troy – gotta love him!!!!!!! Nip/Tuck addict…
Patty | January 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm
His ass looks tighter than his girlfriends! lol!
Sportsdvl | January 6, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Never heard of either of these losers.
Regardless, gotta lose that shorts!
George Bush | January 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Actually, his penis is big – almost Texas-size big – for a white man.
gerard Vandenberg | January 6, 2009 at 5:05 pm
*gladly sucks on Julian’s penis*, that’s all folks!!
Dixie | January 6, 2009 at 5:07 pm
This man has a great body and he belongs in small tight shorts. He has a nice tight ass and great package too!
Major Thanks!
Dixie's eye doctor | January 6, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Sweetie, I told you it’s long past time to fix those glasses.
Deacon Jones | January 6, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Nice titties. Barack should pass a federal law requiring all women to get breast implants at 16, er 18 years old.
Eagles will destroy NY this weekend by at least 10
squiggle | January 6, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Good for him! It’s ridiculous that it’s become fashionable for men to wear more at the beach than a Victorian matron.
THAT_GIRL_JENN | January 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm
TYPICAL GAY WHITE MAN’S DREAM WOMEN
SKINNY AND WITH IMPLANTS
THAT IS ALL ONE NEEDS TO IMPRESS YOU GUYS. NOTHING MORE.
lori | January 6, 2009 at 5:24 pm
He has a small penis and ugly legs. They are both grotesque looking. I find them repulsive. Why is he holding up a peace sign with his tiny hand? That looks stupid.
havoc | January 6, 2009 at 5:40 pm
I see International Male is still selling swimsuits….
Geigh.
.
SATAN | January 6, 2009 at 5:42 pm
i’d have a swordfight with her puss and obviously i’d win
SATAN’S BACK
FrostyNipplz | January 6, 2009 at 5:44 pm
That’s either super cold water or dude’s got a toothpick for a dick.