Seen here continuing his Australian vacation with girlfriend Kelly Paniagua, Nip/Tuck star Julian McMahon wishes you all “Peace, Love and Thanks for looking at my package. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to stoically display it in random people’s faces. Hello there, lifeguard, got a minute?”
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You all suck.
i’d hit his lady friend – ho fo sho!
Yes, yes we do.
Nice ass, lady
Nice ass, lady
He must have been exhausted after a full day of trying to suck in his gut. And somebody should have told him that it’s not a triumph to fit into shorts that tiny – in the front.
Not my type. She looks like a linebacker with those broad shoulders and narrow hips. She’s also lacking in the @ss compartment. She’s just all breast implants.
climbing his way up the douchebag ladder…
Goddamn, Sue.
You sound like a real cunt.
she needs to trim down that wide waist
CAN HER SHOULDERS BE ANY WIDER?
She has got very strange glasses! yuk!
It seems that he’s a “biggie small.” Big dink, with a small penis.
He has standard-issue tiny whiteboy junk.
I’d hit that like LT hitting a hole in the Steelers defense.
her shoulders ARE NOT wide
she is just not very attractive
and for the record, since we are picking ONLY on the woman’s looks-
neither is he!
Wow look at that scale busting lady doing some tricks for julian in pic #7
Fat, conceited, thinning hair, small penis. Typical white guy.
He’s making Magnum P.I. proud.
They are both made for each other, two fuggly people who think they are hot lol.
btw, she is just built weird.
those glasses…what the fuck…
Hey #6 check the guy who you chose to spend your life with… how much is going on there, huh??? 75% guys out there have dick 3″ and smaller.
I am going to bet 100,000 that every last one of you are not 1/5 as attractive or talented.
I am willing to bet that you are all a bunch of queer ass fags
I agree with you #23… and you are their leader.
Ted Mosby – January 6, 2009 4:21 PM
I’d hit that like LT hitting a hole in the Steelers defense.
Ted…you mean you’d hit that bikini babe like James Harrison hitting LT so hard his jersey numbers are going to fly off this weekend…never mind his head!
OXYMORON – There is NO SUCH thing as a “hole” in the Steelers defense!
#22 – keep telling yourself that, TinyDick, if it makes you feel better. Of course, what you wrote is also the punchline to the joke “why do girls get math questions wrong?”
Like LT hitting a hole in the Steelers defense??? You mean, like Miss LaDainian taking herself out of crucial games because she has a really bad owie?
If I cut off about 4 inches, I could fit into those shorts. Not really the kind of racial equality black folks are looking for.
He’s FUG & FAT.
Are those really large outer labial folds or is that his microscopic peepee?
Caption for pic 7:
McMahon: Birthing a baby mam? Don’t worry, I play a doctor on TV!
I keed. I’m a Titans fan and I know the Steelers will be a tough one to beat.
Time to call Dr. McNamara for penis enlargement surgery. And lots of liposuction. And some finishing touches on the gender reassignment for Julian’s “girlfriend.”
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Julian McMahon’s gay penis
It’s nice of him to indicate how big his penis is to the photographer.
The only hole LT will be hitting the rest of this season is the one between his boyfreind’s buttox……….he’s out with a groin injury……as usual.
It’s Dr.Troy – gotta love him!!!!!!! Nip/Tuck addict…
His ass looks tighter than his girlfriends! lol!
Never heard of either of these losers.
Regardless, gotta lose that shorts!
Actually, his penis is big – almost Texas-size big – for a white man.
*gladly sucks on Julian’s penis*, that’s all folks!!
This man has a great body and he belongs in small tight shorts. He has a nice tight ass and great package too!
Major Thanks!
Sweetie, I told you it’s long past time to fix those glasses.
Nice titties. Barack should pass a federal law requiring all women to get breast implants at 16, er 18 years old.
Eagles will destroy NY this weekend by at least 10
Good for him! It’s ridiculous that it’s become fashionable for men to wear more at the beach than a Victorian matron.
TYPICAL GAY WHITE MAN’S DREAM WOMEN
SKINNY AND WITH IMPLANTS
THAT IS ALL ONE NEEDS TO IMPRESS YOU GUYS. NOTHING MORE.
He has a small penis and ugly legs. They are both grotesque looking. I find them repulsive. Why is he holding up a peace sign with his tiny hand? That looks stupid.
I see International Male is still selling swimsuits….
Geigh.
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i’d have a swordfight with her puss and obviously i’d win
SATAN’S BACK
That’s either super cold water or dude’s got a toothpick for a dick.