I’m pretty sure Julia Roberts didn’t get a nose job, but I can’t figure out how I could have gone this long without noticing how incredibly gigantic her nose is. She was spotted leaving the Bernard B. Jacobs Theater after a performance of her Broadway play “Three Days of Rain” and judging by the picture I can only assume she was off to buy a flying broomstick. And maybe one of those big pointy hats. And a black cat. And anything else that would imply she’s turning into a witch, because clearly she’s turning into a witch.
Thanks to Tara for the tip, and for letting me spread rumors that we totally did it in the bathroom.