Julia Roberts in a bikini should probably not happen again

September 2nd, 2008 // 125 Comments

Julia Roberts took her kids to Hawaii for the Labor Day weekend and also got her bikini on. What you can’t see in the background is terrified vacationers searching for pineapples to squeeze in their eyes. It was sort of like Pearl Harbor all over again – but with breasts.

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  1. a reader

    LOL
    blow up doll lover, you have endlessly praised your blow up doll, any chance you can post a pic of it or are you just gonna keep her to yourself ?

  2. Hello?!

    Forget what Julia Roberts looks like in a bikini, why is a naked child hanging from a tree in pic #3??????

  3. wanks

    #6…are you mentally retarded in any way? Down’s? Anyone know?

  4. Danklin24

    Im maintaining that isnt Julia Roberts but that ugly lesbian chick from Rosanne that was “married” to Tom Arnolds character.

  5. Chenush

    She has no shape. its like she is butter…

  6. jesus

    she looks better in clothes

  7. jose

    sHE IS A DISGUSTING CUNT, AND SHE LOOKS GROSS.

  8. Narcissist

    I’ve never understood her appeal. It’s just women that like her, right? She seems like a dull idiot to me.

    She needs on of those old 1920′s bathing suits with the wool stockings and all that.

  9. Brad

    Best Headline/Caption Ever!

    ROFL!!!!!!!

  10. Fuck Mc?ain

    She had NEVER been attractive. She is a skinny-fat, self-important, huge footed, cunt carrier with a mouth the size of Oprah’s axe wound.

  11. reply

    Julia looks very nice, especially in her shorts. She is an average girl with probably an above average body for her age. How bout all you haters post your pic?

  12. be sure………………….IT IS NOT REQUIRED!!

  13. teabahh

    her hair is gray among other colors

  14. Jen-jen-bo-ben

    Julia Bella – I don’t think the fact that she is a millionaire necessary means she has to have her own trainer and spend thousands on botox. She doesn’t live in L.A. and she stays away from the limelight. I think she just wants to raise her kids and enjoy her family. For the record, I think she looks better than a lot of women who are half her age. The paps should respect her privacy and leave her alone – go chase the famewhores at the Ivy instead.

  15. Jen-jen-bo-ben

    Julia Bella – I don’t think the fact that she is a millionaire necessary means she has to have her own trainer and spend thousands on botox. She doesn’t live in L.A. and she stays away from the limelight. I think she just wants to raise her kids and enjoy her family. For the record, I think she looks better than a lot of women who are half her age. The paps should respect her privacy and leave her alone – go chase the famewhores at the Ivy instead.

  16. jason

    Wow she sure is a cow now

  17. tommy venom

    Were the phuck is Julia Roberts???
    It looks like Sandra Bernhart Eat her and she is still digesting her in that immense fat sack above her sister hole

  18. Sherri

    I dont think she looks bad at all! for having twins seriously! for everyone who is “dogging” on her thats not right, shes older now, shes got children, shes not some superficial 20 year old that doesnt eat and sells at home porno’s to the world, shes a mother and a very accomplished actress.
    and i have to agree with “jen-jen-bo-ben” up there when shes saying shes not in spot light and she just wants to raise her children, and that they should look for the famewhores instead!

  19. heartbreaker

    oh please isn’t it obvious that rough daddy is in luv with julia
    imagine an asshole trying to be better

  20. heartbreaker

    i wish i could kick daddy’s puffy ass

  21. Rush

    the commentary in this post is sooooooo HILARIOUS! i still cant stop laughing!…squeezing pineapple in their eyes….HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA…YOU GUYS ARE SO DAMN FUNNY…..i bet even julia laughed if she saw it…HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

  22. ReallyBored

    What’s so bad looking about her? Compared to the average American 40-mom, she’s pretty damned hot!! And after twins?!? Sorry, I’m just not on the hater bandwagon this time around…

  23. boo

    boobs are cool

  24. zeus

    The usual vacuous drivel spewed out by americans – what a bunch of idiots you are!

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