Julia Roberts in a bikini should probably not happen again

September 2nd, 2008 // 125 Comments

Julia Roberts took her kids to Hawaii for the Labor Day weekend and also got her bikini on. What you can’t see in the background is terrified vacationers searching for pineapples to squeeze in their eyes. It was sort of like Pearl Harbor all over again – but with breasts.

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  1. julia bella

    NO OFFENSE

  2. julia bella

    Now I think Frist and rough daddy are the same person……offense

  3. rough daddy

    there you go sweety 5th grade insults, why do i bother? ill be back for the next post

  4. rough daddy

    oh that wasnt mine

  5. BadCopNoDonut

    Get back to work, all of you!!

  6. Ted from LA

    She looks fine. Nothing to see here, move along.

  7. julia bella

    Poor rough daddy, you suffer from impulsive masturbatory anxiety and should really relax….it’s not good for you!

  8. rough daddy

    #55 julia bella is on food stamp

  9. julia bella

    but then again, I’m a raging hormonal douchebag with a chip on my shoulder. Did I mention how much I hate Americans?

  10. julia bella

    60
    LOL!!! nice troll!
    half of the post you did was right….figure out which one and you win a bone!!

  11. rough daddy

    hey bella seriously! you really would do a door knob than do a live person? dont you think thats kind of like unsociable? wonder which orifice she prefers…

  12. Blowup Doll Lover

    My blow up doll has had 12 kids and still looks PERFECT.

  13. julia bella

    unsociable??? I think you’re just as popular as a cock flavoured lollypop!
    I think I would take the blown up doll from post 63 before taking you….does that really hurt so bad for you to keep on coming back with this???

  14. BoBo

    She looks flabulous.

  15. rough daddy

    no no no the reason im coming back with this is,,,I think its something that you would do…and it facinates me…now which orifice please

  16. el ces

    I wonder what she’s bitching at in those first two pics?
    ?
    ?

    ?

  17. julia bella

    yeah wathever…you’re turned on! you just wish I would give you more details so you could masturbate right now…take out your wallet and go on a porn site you freak.

  18. julia bella

    If you guessed raging hormonal douchebag with a chip on my shoulder, then you’re right. But I won’t give up this tasty soup bone…nom nom nom….me love bones nom nom nom no touch my bone nom nom nom

  19. rough daddy

    and your point is? ju

  20. obama messiah cult

    Anyone who doesn’t vote for Obama is an evil old racist white guy. Don’t be an evil old racist white guy.

  21. julia bella

    69
    could you be more specific? I do love bones….but they have to be reallllllllyyy good ones….not like yours!
    70
    my point is you make no fuckin sens, you’re an idiot and I’m off to go back home now!!! yes, I was paid to play with you today!!! enjoy masturbating while you think of me…

  22. rough daddy

    # 72 hahaah this 300 pound of saddness really think shes on somebody’s radar! go home wilderbeest…

  23. rough daddy

    I think of Julia bella all the time. I think she’s gorgeous because I love a good wilderbeast in the week-end…I do suck dicks after all!

  24. McCain Dementia Party!!!

    Anyone who doesn’t vote for the senile old man and the nice lady with the big sweater puppies is a commie liberal. Don’t be a commie liberal.

  25. rough daddy

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  26. Mr. Balloon Knot

    In the first photo it looks like that fat-ass horse face is crapping out a childs arm.

  27. rough daddy

    #75, hey dickweed eff off!

  28. obama race pimp cult

    Be cool, vote for the Messiah. He’ll give you everything for free. Don’t you want free? Only racists don’t want things for free

  29. a reader

    why does the Email field for posting a comment shows me both my accounts when I have only used one for this site?

  30. rough daddy

    #79, hey dickweed eff off!

  31. Jill

    Don’t make permanent tax cuts. Outline a path to citizenship for ILLEGAL immigrants. Let your daughters grow up to be unwed teen mothers.

    Vote the New Improved Conservatives: McCain/Palin 08

  32. obammy

    Hope is for the dope. Keep the change

  33. rough daddy

    81
    take a computer class…

  34. rough daddy

    #85 can you get your own moniker asswipe

  35. mr. ed in a bikini

    OH SHIT! look its mr. Ed in a bikini!

    she has B.O. up close. ask the sales girls at missoni

  36. a president in Depends

    Stay true to our Founding Fathers and vote for one of their still-living brothers. How can you question whether he’s demented? Who doesn’t want beauty queen boobies? What was the question? Deploy the troops! …nice side-boob, who’s that? She is???!!! What’s she doing on my lawn? It’s not an office! Where’s the desk—oh. I think I’ll sit down. What’s this red phone? I think I’ll make a call and stir ‘em all up – I’m a maverick! Oops, I wet ‘em again. Nurse! I hope I get that cute brunette nurse with the big boobs again…she is??? What’s she doing on my lawn?

  37. rough daddy

    Hey rough daddy, go cut the hair off your ass and knit yourself a sweater chooch

  38. rough daddy

    Hey rough daddy, go cut the hair off your ass and knit yourself a sweater chooch

  39. Britney's trainer

    Rough daddy is 100% right so shut your blow holes.

  40. dope

    baaaahahahahaaaaaaa. oml, rough daddy and julia bella have got to be the same person. this is so funny! mccain dementia party? ooooh… its just getting sad now… and people should chill out a bit about julia roberts. she looks ait.

  41. rough daddy

    i can spot a fan, miles away,,,

  42. Just Courtney

    You People Really Need To Take A Trip Back To The Real World. No, She Doesnt Have Rock Hard Abs, An Insanely Fake Tan, Bleach Blonde Hair Or Rock Hard Fake Titties… But For The Love Of God, The Woman’s In Her 40′s And Has Had Twins!!! TWINS!!! Thats Two Babies Squeezed Into A Uterus Thats Meant For ONE! Any Females Out There Can Completely Understand The Tole This Takes On The Elasticity Of Your Skin, And The Muscles Of Your Lower Abdomen (Usually Prompting The “Mommy Pooch”) Of Course Shes Not Going To Look Drop Dead Gorgeous, And To Be Honest, Im Sure She Could Give 2 Fucks About What Anyone On This Website Has To Say. To Even Be ABLE To Wear A Bikini After Twins Is An Amazing Feat In Itself. Why Do You People Feel So Compelled To Belittle People You’ll NEVER Know?? I’d Love It If Everyone Had To Post A Full Body, Bikini Or Speedo Clad Picture In Order To Even Leave A Comment On This Site… I’m Sure We’d See A Lot Less Condeming, And A Lot More Support Of These Women Who Have NO Need To Impress Your Ass Anyway!!!

    Shes Hot… And I’d Bet My Years Sallary That Not ONE Man Who Comments Negatively On This Blog Is Anywhere Near What Even I Would Consider Attractive, Shit… Or Decent For That Matter.

    But Of Course, Keep Typing Your Insults, Im Sure Its Quite Easy To Do From Your Oversized Lazy Boy, In Between Scarfing Down Hott Pockets In Your Moms Basement…..

  43. Britney's trainer

    You can tell that in the main pic she’s yelling at the paps to get lost. Yes Hulia your body is that shameful, hide it witha towel and yell at the gawking paps to get awayy just like the ugly old spinster witch yeels at the town kids to get off her propery. It’s all downhill from here “Miss. used to be a pretty woman” just go get yourself a lawn chair make that ass a little wider and that tummy pouche a little pouchier with homemade pies and 24/7obsessing over the kiddies rather than balancing your life and working in some man pleasing and ass shaping in, just go sit outside in your hasbeen throne (a lawn chair) with a lemonade in hand and an old t-shirt and mom shorts (high on the waist down to the knees) don’t even bother trying to rock the VS bikini’s anymore (it looked better on Sarah McLachlan anyway) and just sit there and absorb the mediocrity as you yell at the neighboor kids to get off your lawn. Your hotness is OVAH. I hope your sickening salaries are too. None of you tool celbrities were ever worthy of the fame you had, now mother nature has given has retored you to your rightful existence of meh-ness.

  44. surlywench

    #94
    Valid points but you only need to capitalize the first letter of each sentence, ok? Please? I’m begging you.

    Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to pick my brain off from the floor where it melted after reading that.

  45. halfass edit for a halfass broad

    You can tell that in the main pic she’s yelling at the paps to get lost. Yes Hulia your body is that shameful, hide it with a towel and yell at the gawking paps to get away just like the ugly old spinster witch yells at the town kids to get off her propery. It’s all downhill from here “Miss. used to be a pretty woman” just go ahead and make that ass a little wider and that tummy pouche a little pouchier with homemade pies and 24/7obsessing over the kiddies rather than balancing your life and working in some man pleasing and ass shaping, just go sit outside in your hasbeen throne (a lawn chair) with a lemonade in hand and an old t-shirt and mom shorts (high on the waist down to the knees) don’t even bother trying to rock the VS bikini’s anymore (it looked better on Sarah McLachlan anyway) and just sit there and absorb the mediocrity as you yell at the neighboor kids to get off your lawn. Your hotness is OVAH. I hope your sickening salaries are too. None of you tool celebrities were ever worthy of the fame you had, now mother nature has retored you to your rightful existence of meh-ness.

  46. Blowup Doll Lover

    My blowup doll has a perfect tummy.

  47. Julia got up to $20m per movie. Go ahead, ask her if she gives a flying fuck about how you think she looks, on her permanent vacation.

  48. a reader

    thnks rough daddy, any chance you can teach? oh I forgot, you’re too busy with your number one fan (no need to write a name, we all know who it is)

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