Julia Roberts in a bikini should probably not happen again

September 2nd, 2008 // 125 Comments

Julia Roberts took her kids to Hawaii for the Labor Day weekend and also got her bikini on. What you can’t see in the background is terrified vacationers searching for pineapples to squeeze in their eyes. It was sort of like Pearl Harbor all over again – but with breasts.

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Comments (125)

  1. Savalas | September 2, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    Where are those Erin Brokovich cans now?

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  2. milfalicious | September 2, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    MILF!!

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  3. amanda | September 2, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    She doesn’t look that bad for having had twins….come on people!

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  4. Christina | September 2, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    Aside from the hideous shoes I don’t think she looks bad, not for having three kids!

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  5. elderly Republican Man | September 2, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    She’s purty, make her vice president!

    Where are my glasses???

    HEY YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

    I aint never voting for no tarbaby. This is ‘merica, after all!

    I’m wet, somebody change me – Cindy??? Cindy!!! CINDY!!! PUT THOSE STOLEN PERCOSETS DOWN AND CHANGE ME!!!

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  6. surlywench | September 2, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    How about some pics where you can actually see her body?

    And yes, she’s over 40 and has had twins. It would be highly doubtful even with exercise that she’s going to look as good as she once did.

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  7. Splizkwid | September 2, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    What’s with the giant man in the last photo???

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  8. rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    ok so she had twins, what you want a medal? shes so full of herself….hope shes not getting 20 mil a pic during this freaking recession.

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  9. julia bella | September 2, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    SHE LOOKS AWFULL!
    Who cares if she had twins? With the money they have, the time they have and all the trainers….she should loose faster. Her face has to go…

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  10. rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    oh really bella? lets see how much of a prize you are,,,post a pic

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  11. julia bella | September 2, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    hey daddy, if you think I am dumb enough to show my face for free….you are day dreaming! you would have to pay at least 15M$…;)

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  12. Trix | September 2, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    10 –

    If she looks bad I can just imagine how you look . I can just see you with your ive love handles and 3 chins!

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  13. tristen | September 2, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    she looks fab.

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  14. julia bella | September 2, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    I think it would be the other way…a hot, gorgeous chick could allow herself to find a regular average old lady ugly! it’s only common sens!

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  15. rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Bella the proper response is, I dont have a price! every minute with the dollar sign!!! whats up with these broads…im going to calculate how much your pic is worth! well, we see you have a lot of time on your hands, seating on your gigantic ass…which means youve accumulate some pounds, and what are the odds you even have a decent face? not much,,, which means your picture is worth zilth…

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  16. Rod | September 2, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Don’t worry julia bella, you can’t win this either way. If you say she’s ugly, they’ll say you’re jealous. If you say she’s attractive, they’ll say you’re siding with her because you’re both out of shape.

    I think standard Superficial procedure calls for you to claim they’re skinny-little-boy-loving pedofiles next. Carry on.

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  17. stacie | September 2, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    C’mon guys!! While I am on board with most of your rants please give her a break! She’s very thin just needs some stomach toning like most of us!!

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  18. julia bella | September 2, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    rough daddy
    you are my heroe. I love you. I am coming to your house now cause it seems to me you have as much time in your hands as I do! Cause you’re here too!!! hahaha BUSTED FUCKTARD!!! Once you get a glimpse of my ass, you ain’t gonna wanna leave it!!! that’s when I fart in your mouth!

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  19. Katie | September 2, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    She’s had 3 kids and is a normal person. I respect her for choosing to spend time on her kids and her career rather than spend hours a day on personal trainers and personal chefs in order to please the freaking peanut gallery. I think she looks healthy and happy, isn’t that the message we want our kids to see today? I’ll take Julia over Paris, Lilo, Heidi, etc ANY day. And I hope my daughter has the sense to do the same.

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  20. silly pants | September 2, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    rough daddy. Please quit posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    not funny + terrible spelling/grammer = FAIL

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  21. julia bella | September 2, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    ROD….YOU MADE A TYPO….SHOULD’VE WROTE GOD!!!

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  22. Your Mother's Fart | September 2, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    TWENTY-THIRD!!11!

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  23. rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    boy youre vile,,,and lady like too!! im here periodically, not all day having hallucunations like you do!

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  24. Deacon Jones | September 2, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Well shit, Cindy Crawford knocked out some rugrats and she doesnt look like this.

    Her belly looks like my old man’s (minus the hair) when he used to sit in the beach chair and drink Coors light all day.

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  25. rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    hey bella, a lot of people in here would like to know, when was the last time you try to fit a doorknob!!!

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  26. julia bella | September 2, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    20
    I agree to take her over Lilo and friends but, they still have to maintain an image. With the money they make, don’t be surprise that the people expect more from you. Look at J-Lo, Marcia Cross and the post-partum girl…what’s her name again…? They are all back in shape. Not for the peanut galleyr (still didn’t figure what that is) but for the image and the respect of their fans…
    He never found her to be good looking anyways…

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  27. Your Mother's Fart | September 2, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    “seating on your gigantic ass.” FTW

    (and then I fart)

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  28. rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    Hey poopoo pants? the last time i checked i had free speech!

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  29. julia bella | September 2, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    #26
    please read # 24….I think you skipped a row of pills this morning….periodically doesn’t mean 24/7
    and, I don’t know what hallucunations mean…can you pull it out from the dictionnary and then come back once you found it?

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  30. whatever | September 2, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    karma done gave her ass a motaboatin good time. Old flubber butt here stoled her husband from a lady named vera and now vera laughes hardest since her bodu is still rockin and Julia is a hrose face ho anyway. Pretty woman was better when it originaly stared Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up the ass of the loveable talking horse MR. ED!
    Stupid union made ed quit! MR ED SHOULD BE MARRIED TO DANNY NOT JULIA!

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  31. Dura | September 2, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    I’d hit that in all 3 spots.

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  32. whatever | September 2, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    karma done gave her ass a motaboatin good time. Old flubber butt here stoled her husband from a lady named vera and now vera laughes hardest since her bodu is still rockin and Julia is a hrose face ho anyway. Pretty woman was better when it originaly stared Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up the ass of the loveable talking horse MR. ED!
    Stupid union made ed quit! MR ED SHOULD BE MARRIED TO DANNY NOT JULIA!

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  33. rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    hey bella refer to my name i dont answer by #s…Eternally drug free sweetheart.

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  34. Dura | September 2, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    I’d hit that in all 3 spots.

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  35. julia bella | September 2, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    ah yeah ,34, fuck me harder…..yeah, you’re right doesn’t sound good…
    p.s. your boyfriend just called…

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  36. Missy | September 2, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Why is it always so & so in a bikini???? I am so tired of seeing that as a topic!

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  37. JPRichardson | September 2, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    Nothing to see here… move along…

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  38. rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    hey bella you really think a sedentary tramp like you can figure me out?

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  39. Her name is GHOULIA | September 2, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    Is Julia Ghoulia that same french canadian bucket mouthed slob from last year?

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  40. julia bella | September 2, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    rough daddy
    That popping sound you hear is me pulling your head out of your ass.
    You call me or anybody on this site a sedentary….aren’t you here with us or are we just all dreaming about you??

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  41. rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    I love how most of the literary giants are waiting and watching for grammatical errors, and spellings so they can bark…wow what a life fulfill….

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  42. julia bella | September 2, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    rough daddy you think really highly of yourself…but to me, you’re like an egg. You only got laid once and that was by your mom

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  43. PWNED! | September 2, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    grammatciallal aras.

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  44. rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    im done with you julia!!! im sure youve heard this a lot!!!

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  45. rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    julia id insult you but youre not bright enough to notice,,,

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  46. FRIST!!! | September 2, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    ROUGH DADDY AND JULIA BELLA

    1.) GET A ROOM
    2.) YOU BOTH NEED A MOTHERFUCKING DICTIONARY
    3.) SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE THE SAME PERSON

    no offense

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  47. julia bella | September 2, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    FRIST
    You’re so old, you have to put your dick in the freezer to get it hard

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  48. Rod | September 2, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    I love this site. This is comedy gold. It’s like watching the Blue Collar Comedy tour, but instead of wanting to vomit, I’m mildly interested.

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  49. rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    why would i roast my own nutsack ? cant you see julia is some lonely loudmouth?

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