Julia Roberts in a bikini

May 6th, 2009 // 176 Comments

Here’s Julia Roberts vacationing in Hawaii this week with her family, and I love how she has her kids’ names tattooed above her ass. Because, really, nothing quite fills a child’s heart like knowing their name is just inches above mommy’s slowly losing battle with gravity. That’s just touching.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. She’s nothing special, never was, She took my place,

  2. Fuck U

    Yuck!!!

  3. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    Know what, kids? When Daddy pokes it into Mommy’s pooper, he can read your names and think of you!

  4. lola

    Julia looks great for her age !!!!

  5. zsa

    She doesn’t look horrible for having three kids (and not surgically altering herself to try and look like she has the body of a twenty year old to counteract it.) What is she, like forty?

    That is creepy about the tats though. Eww.

    zsa

  6. lilolme

    Oh get over it

    But for the record, I think it’s a draw between the ayes and the nays…

    Men are shallow if they eventually leave women because of their bodies. Most of the time you have to ask “who are you kidding?” you couldn’t get a better women if you had a labotomy.

    But her genes are what’s keeping her looking good (esp in the land of cosmetic surgery when she has none [?]).

    It’s all about looking airbrushed. Not reality. Most guys hear this and go “blah blah blah”. What I don’t understand is why it’s better to feel like you’re lying on a bag of twigs and stones, beautiful twigs and stones but twigs and stones nonetheless, than someone with a little padding? Not saying plus sized, but a nice ass and boobs instead of a woman who has the body of a twelve year old boy. I go to the gym so that nothing sags or bulges, but am proud to have my curves-thank you very much.

    She’s earned it anyway…

    lilolme

  7. chlöe

    She looks fine (3 kids or not)

    Seriously, what is wrong with all of you people criticizing?

    There is nothing wrong with Julia’s body.

    She is a 40 something women. I have seen younger women witn worse bodies…

  8. greg

    Just for the record, if a man is really in love with a woman he isn’t going to leave her for not being young and fit.

    Men who leave women and women who leave men for such surface bullshit are not really in love in the first place….and the signs are there way before the mid-life weight happens.

  9. greg

    Just for the record, if a man is really in love with a woman he isn’t going to leave her for not being young and fit.

    Men who leave women and women who leave men for such surface bullshit are not really in love in the first place….and the signs are there way before the mid-life weight happens.

  10. Nero

    Hola!

  11. Darth

    Those tats must be a great reminder for her husband.No wonder her back doesn’t have much tan.

  12. mikeock

    I’d tap that old bitch.

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  14. Doc

    #107

    Curves and fat are two different things, so do not confuse them. Many fat Americans use curves as a polite way of saying the person has some fat on them or a lot of fat. Marilyn Monroe is famous for her hourglass curves and Kim Kardasshian has fat induced curves from overeating. There is nothing to be proud of having curves from overeating; it simply means you lack disipline in the eating department. Being underweight simply means you have bad eating habits or are sickly. Being fit means you practice a healthy lifestyle. Being fit is hard to obtain and this is especially true for the majority of Americans who happen to be fat.

  15. Jackie Blue

    #27

    Men like you are actually immature and insecure and this is why you choose young females with issues. You sound like an ugly creep! You will die a lonely old man and some female that you hurt will get you back good!

  16. Fitness Guru

    #45

    Interesting, but the truth is your muscles show more when you have little body fat whether you are tall, medium, or short.

  17. JPrichardson

    Julia Roberts can’t “get back in shape”. She never WAS in shape in her life. She used body doubles in her movies, remember?

  18. LEB

    Julia Roberts can still do a bikini. Her skin is lovely and smooth and she looks great for her age.

    She doesn’t should have done THAT bikini.

  19. Saw one of these photos in “The Sun” in the UK today: not the same. These pics here have been ‘shopped to remove stretchmarks. Like a few stretchmarks are a surprise after popping out 3 sprogs in 2 lots? Ow, but at least she can afford trainers and/or surgery.

  20. melissa

    45. shellibelli – May 6, 2009 2:58 PM

    #10 actually Ripa works less than a taller person on her body. Short people always have better muscle tone because of their shorter limbs etc. Its so darn easy for them to buff up because of their shorter muscles its disgusting . My personal trainer told me this…
    ——————————————————-

    Your trainer is full of shit. He/She is blowing smoke up your ass. It all has to do with lifting weights and keeping the shit out of your mouth. Hire a new trainer who trains you not spews some stupid bullshit like that.

  21. melissa

    45. shellibelli – May 6, 2009 2:58 PM

    #10 actually Ripa works less than a taller person on her body. Short people always have better muscle tone because of their shorter limbs etc. Its so darn easy for them to buff up because of their shorter muscles its disgusting . My personal trainer told me this…
    ——————————————————-

    Your trainer is full of shit. He/She is blowing smoke up your ass. It all has to do with lifting weights and keeping the shit out of your mouth. Hire a new trainer who trains you not spews some stupid bullshit like that. It is WAY harder for a short person to look lean and toned without looking short and stocky. How presumptuous of your trainer to assume something like that.
    P.S. Kelly works out everyday.

  22. Not Beat

    111. greg – May 7, 2009 4:07 AM

    Just for the record, if a man is really in love with a woman he isn’t going to leave her for not being young and fit.

    Men who leave women and women who leave men for such surface bullshit are not really in love in the first place….and the signs are there way before the mid-life weight happens.
    ————————————————-

    OMG. AN INTELLIGENT COMMENT?!? Thank you, Greg.

  23. jz

    @40

    Neither Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe or Mel Gibson actually squeezed a few kids out. I can thing of two of these three who have no excuse for looking way worse than Julia Roberts ever has.

  24. jz

    @40

    Neither Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe or Mel Gibson actually squeezed a few kids out. Two of these three have no excuse for looking way worse than Julia Roberts ever has.

  25. jzhz

    oops that was to comment #90, not #40.

  26. muffy

    what is that little image on her tattoo along with her kids’ names? i can’t make it out.

  27. gigi

    i think she looks great. you cant look 20 forever. its stupid how older women get criticized for aging. it happens to everyone. i bet everyone who criticizes her wont look half that good in their 40s. that goes for you too, superficial writer. i bet you will be a pervy dirty old man because you cant get laid.

  28. cj

    Everyone needs to stop..she looks great. No matter what her age is. She looks happy..that is all that matters. Seriously. Especially after three kids. You don’t see pics of Angelina Jolie in a bathing suit. Cut Julia some slack!

  29. cj

    Everyone needs to stop..she looks great. No matter what her age is. She looks happy..that is all that matters. Seriously. Especially after three kids. You don’t see pics of Angelina Jolie in a bathing suit. Cut Julia some slack!

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  32. marilyn

    I read an article about Kelly Ripa that addressed her body and obsession with exercise. She said she used to be a heavy smoker and has replaced the urge and habit with exercise. Add working on several shows and family time and voila- skeletor. She would look better with an extra 5-10 pounds on her frame.

    Julia looks good for her age and for having three children. It’s all one’s attitude and self-confidence. I had a great body before kids and still felt imperfect in a bikini. It’s all about being comfortable in your own skin

    As for old men and young women…everyone knows the arrangement is about security and dollar, dollar bills y’all. Everyone isn’t looking at your because of your arm candy…they are looking at you thinking that stupid old, bald guy thinks a trophy wife will keep him young when all she will do is clean his pockets. So pitiful !

  33. natalie

    tramp stamps are so trashy. I love julia roberts, but there are better places to put things

  34. CrimsonKing

    I’d still bury my face between her asscheeks and motorboat.

  35. Hey Jimmy

    Nice work, #47. I’m glad to see you took the time to post comments here, as a break from your hours of reading pop psychology paperbacks and underlining sections and writing “very true!” in the margins.

    That last line, you ripped off from Woody Allen.

    Douche.

  36. Hey Jimmy

    ”Nice work, #47. I’m glad to see you took the time to post comments here, as a break from your hours of reading pop psychology paperbacks and underlining sections and writing “very true!” in the margins.”

    That last line, you ripped off from Woody Allen.

    Douche.

  37. bitingontinfoil

    yeah, she looks GREAT! … for 50.

  38. harkin

    Nothing sexier than an over the hill star checking out how her pit smells.

  39. meh

    OMG, she’s only 41…. could be a lot better. I mean….Demi Moore is 46! – and also have 3 kids…..

  40. giove

    You americans are sick – such vacuous and twisted comments – who would ever want to set foot in fucked-up america!

  41. Raul

    Julia… eres extraordinariamente hermosa!!!!!!

  42. Raul

    Julia… eres extraordinariamente hermosa!!!!!!

  43. Steven T

    Is it me or does Julia’s head look too small for her body?

  44. crystal h

    you people are sick. everyone who is knocking julia for going out in a bikini..YOU are what’s wrong with the world. she is an older woman, and mother of 3. i think she looks fabulous and she should be proud of how she looks. i’d like to see what you morons look like naked. get a grip.

  45. ano

    i wonder how you all look like in bikini :P those who dont like this pics

  46. ano

    and one more thing… meh, just so u know, Demi Moore had TONS of plastic surgery… =]]]]

  47. Nana

    Could this photo be any more air brushed?

  48. MILF

    MILF! Personality makes up for physical shortcomings. She likes it nasty too.

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