Julia Roberts hates the handicapped

November 19th, 2007 // 72 Comments
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Julie Roberts and her husband Danny Moder parked their Mercedes SUV in a handicapped spot while shopping over the weekend. Wow, this from the woman who wanted to take Britney Spears under her wing. At least Britney only neglects her children and endangers their lives, Julia. You, on the other hand, inconvenienced the old and/or the retarded by making them walk a few extra feet. Let me know how hot it is in hell because, well seriously, I want to know. I’ve done some things. Can’t really get into it, but let’s just say I didn’t know they were all nuns when I was filming. In retrospect, perhaps all that BBQ sauce wasn’t necessary.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Rebecca

    Maybe all celebs are handicapped…mentally.

  2. tbone

    #43 – Blue signs often aren’t enforceable because they’re a courtesy space. “People” such as yourself don’t have a right to park by the door and act holier than thou just because you’re handicapped.

    Angry ‘tards are such a turn off.

  3. pist off!

    fuck you for calling me retarded! who wrote this?

  4. Dick Richards (Surgeon.)

    It’s okay. Julia is handicapped. She’s retarded. Incredibly retarded. And she has testicles that are nestled deep inside of her abdomen; hence the transexual figure.

  5. gotmilk?

    25, you know that handicapped spots exist in places other than the mall, right?

  6. Samhain

    52 – But, they issue a halo with the placards! We always say Mass as we wave to the abled-bodies driving around looking for spots. Bless you, my clueless rapper-wannabe with the lame, ghetto-esque name!

    Oh, and I don’t need to use the placard for myself, which I don’t when my handicapped passengers aren’t with me. But, your post was so unnecessary, I thought I’d clarify so you don’t waste my time again.

  7. You ignoramuses

    More important than the spaces being closer to the store: handicapped spaces have a lot more space between them. This allows folks with walkers and wheelchairs the space they need to get out of their car/van.

    Being closer to the store, the handicapped have much less distance on asphalt, which can make a real difference to them. Push someone in a wheelchair in a parking lot, and then do it on a smooth mall floor – big difference.

    Roberts is just another hypocrite celeb, putting a monster SUV into a handicapped spot, while telling the world “I love my life!” when she gives Denzel a (well deserved) Oscar. it’s all about her, all the time, didn’t you know that?

    I’d enjoy spanking her. For real…

  8. Whoah! the same Julia who waxes about her green home and environmental causes in this month’s Vanity fair and drives that petrol gulper? she should get together with John Legend and Sheryl Crow and all those other 2faced Hollywooders who are now going “So Live Earth over? great now back to my shiny Expedition Collection!”

    still shag her though

  9. George Best

    I think she has a personal assistant who has cerebal paulsey who she brings with her to the store so she can back into handicapped spaces while her assistant does her best to help her back into the space with her monback hand motions.

    Every it person has a handicapped assistant. Its for those who dont want to adopt african or asian babies.

  10. BunnyButt

    It’s not Julia’s fault she parked in a handicapped space. Everyone knows horses can’t read.

  11. Maybe she is handicapped…

  12. johnson

    I was told that her profile was found at the celeb and millionarie singles dating club millionairecupid.com and he has posted great photos and hot topics there. Seems she is as crazy as britney spears.

  13. rob zoomby

    She’s close enough to retarded

  14. Bland Ambition

    BUNIONS!

  15. adam

    That pic loooks photoshopped. The angle of the sign is weird, it looks like it must be standing in the newspaper rack.

  16. L0L. I lo0o0ove this site! At least,i’ve found many peeps were very frank by putting their own words.Its true,that julia roberts is not a very nice person(either inside nor by her looks).Evasince,shes getting famous after the pretty woman movie,that woman change slightly n retardedly.From a smoker to a playgirl(shes so choosy in having a partner),and a hubby snatcher n now whatto a whore?Such a hag,she’s!I think its bcoz shes being cursed by she did so wrong recently. She’s so boasted,i remember she did her talks in the public.No wonder she can’t run out of any omen that binds her invisibily.Serve her right.

  17. Max

    Omg please leave Julia Roberts alone didn’t you see the sign she parked where she belongs!!

  18. Mel

    Julia Roberts is a self centered SNOB!

  19. lol

    god!! do you even listen to your selfs??? moron! and its mentaly disabeld not retartded! and 3 out of 5 people have actually parked in a handicaped zone, MORON!! “-_-

  20. jerry

    In real life, Julia Roberts is a selfish, greedy, pathological bitch that does not give a shit about anything other than what she wants.

  21. jen

    while i can’t stand julia roberts if you look at the photo she is on the passenger side so the driver may have been handicapped

  22. UGLY

    Julia Roberts is ugly. Julia Roberts is Fugly. She always was. A horse face, horse teeth with a manly and gangly body. No curves. Chicken Legs. Real guys don’t think she is beautiful or good-looking or ever was.

    PR people and magazine people need to sell stars and magazines, so they come up with crap lists like “TOP 10 Beautiful People”…shit like that.

    Remember they tried to sell David Cruso as Sexy….couple years ago.

    Don’t be like those mindless Zombies that have bought into the PR frauds like for example that GEORGE CLOONEY is sexy or good-looking. HE IS FUGLY AS SIN!!!

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