Julia Roberts goes to Broadway

jroberts_blueman.jpgAfter taking a break to care for her eight month old twins, Julia Roberts is going to star on Broadway next year in the revival of Three Days of Rain, which will debut for a 12 week engagement starting in March 2006. This is a huge disappointment to fans everywhere who had been hoping she would star in Blue Man Group instead. Call me crazy, but I think that’s what Julia Roberts’ true calling is. Playing a bald blue man.