Julia Roberts gives birth

June 18th, 2007 // 42 Comments
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Julia Roberts gave birth to a baby boy today at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. She named this one Henry, who now joins his brother and sister, 2-year-old twins Phinnaeus and Hazel. Although judging by these pictures I was expecting her to give birth to a full grown adult bison.

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  1. Delicious bison meat … mmmm …

  2. asd

    OMG I GOT SECOND I RULE LIFE

  3. ch474

    Julia Roberts with a rack is still not any better than regular Julia Roberts. Give us more prego porn of Selma Hayek.

  4. Waffleholic

    **Twitches**

    IT’S ELVIS’S BABY!!!!!!!!

  5. edan

    Why is she dressed like such a hobo?

  6. Jimbo

    WTC!!! Is she having Mormans?

  7. bungoone

    seriously? i had no idea she was pregnant again.

    o well. she’s old. no one really cares about her anyway.

  8. jrzmommy

    Two words………Home. Wrecker.

  9. lambman

    I didn’t even know she was pregnant…and thus would like to thank everybody for not talking about Julia Roberts for the past 9 month! Keep up the good work, media!

  10. Demolition Man

    I didn’t know she was into demolition. She wrecks homes?

  11. WowJustWow

    What’s she naming this one? Mortimer? Alouishius?

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  12. jrzmommy

    She be lookin’ like Barney in that big assed purple dress.

  13. Crabby

    Congrats to the home wrecker!

  14. SAL

    WHY IN THE HELL DOES SHE FEEL IT’S NECESSARY TO WEAR PANTS UNDER A FULL-LENGTH DRESS???

    ….I mean, I know you’re preggo and feeling bigger than the mansion in which you reside, but um….pants aren’t necessary with a full-length dress….I mean….you’re not Diane Keaton….yet…

  15. Darth Hater

    @10 Amen.

    Well at least Henry is almost a normal name. Phinnaeus? WTF? Why not just name him “Please beat my ass daily”?

  16. Jesus CHRIST She’s fucking HUGE dude! Not fat, per se, she doesn’t even look chubby…but that is one big-ass belly!

  17. kitty_kat

    Wow… why was she so famous again?
    To me, she’s the classic example of a celebrity who believes her own hype. She has absolutely no acting talent, is only moderately decent-looking, and is a total bitch to boot (Vera Moder anyone?). I’m so glad no one cares about her anymore. There’s nothing special about her at all.

  18. kitty_kat

    Actually, Danny Moder is probably in love with her per$onality.

  19. sea

    I don’t like her. Is she taking time off from her career to bond with this one? Please? Pretty please?

  20. JENN

    WHAT IS HER BABIES NAME?#18 I LIKE HER SO HA ! HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW THAT KNOW ONE LIKES HER I KNOW PEOPLE WHO STILL LIKE HER?#18 IKNOW WKERE YOU LIVE ,WHERE YOU SLEEP. iF YOU DON’T LIKE HER I WILL BEAT WITH A PILLOW!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

  21. JENN

    WHAT IS HER BABIES NAME?#18 I LIKE HER SO HA ! HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW THAT KNOW ONE LIKES HER I KNOW PEOPLE WHO STILL LIKE HER?#18 IKNOW WKERE YOU LIVE ,WHERE YOU SLEEP. iF YOU DON’T LIKE HER I WILL BEAT WITH A PILLOW!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

  22. The Superfish guy is on coke

    Ugly bitch who’s acting is over rated. JULIA ROBERTS COME ON DOWN!!!(My price is right, Bob Barker dedication)

  23. Henry? Oh, no, THAT name doesn’t make him sound like a 80-year-old man. Why don’t you just name him Arthur?

  24. woodhorse

    I am surprised that she’s actually ambulatory.

    Salma Hayek must have counterweights on her back in order to stand up straight.

    I thought I got big when pregnant but these two look like Ripley’s Believe it or not.

  25. I hate thiz ugly bitch;
    and if I were her kidz,
    I’d fuckin kill her for
    naming me thoze fucked up
    namez…come on, Hazel?
    wazn’t that some old white
    maid from the 60=z?damn!

  26. BaldAsBritney

    WOW. that.is.really.excting.wow.

  27. ocarobledo

    Son todos como el forro! no ven que está embarazada? se nota qu no tienen idea de eso, ignorantes de mierda!!!!

  28. sdfjhskdjh

    she looks miserable in more ways than one

  29. yukadoozer

    Wow. What a beautiful, glowing, radiant expectant mother.
    She must be going for the old-appalachian-hag-mama. It’s in.

  30. nidge

    Home wrecker?

    Julia Roberts — whatever — but there’s been a lot of that “home wrecker” stuff in the Superficial comments lately, about various female celebrity types, and let’s be clear: you can’t “steal” a guy who doesn’t want to be stolen. Period. End.

    I never cheated on my ex, and I got offers, but I just never liked the women (or their punanys) more than my ex, or hers.

    Of course, she’s my ex now, so maybe I should’ve said yes at some point …

    Anyway, back to point. There is no such thing as a home wrecker, just wrecked homes — and guys who encourage the “home wrecker” idea to get the heat off themselves. Hey, I’m a guy, I know how this game gets played …

    Whatever. Out.

  31. miss oblivious

    She’s such a bitch, I can’t believe she never got more shit for being a home wrecker. With all the money, looks, and fame she had, she could have had anyone. But she put her meat hooks in a married man and then threw it back in the poor woman’s face. Selfish bitch. I hope she gets her karma in due time.

  32. jrzmommy

    *looks at Nidge……then to Miss Oblivious and nods*
    Homewrecker.

  33. yeah yeah yeah

    Henry? Meh. At least it wasn’t “Hank”.

    Seriously. She’s HUUUUUUGE. I had a 8lb5oz giant-man-child and wasn’t 1/2 of that. And I’m probably at least 2 feet shorter than her. Oh. And I’m not a large-mouth-bass-with-bad-hair homewrecking assface, either. Maybe that’s what makes you swell.

  34. Rachel

    she has a knack for making the lives of babies miserable forever by naming them weird shit doesn’t she?

  35. GOD

    Pretty Woman????

  36. GOD

    She used to look like a hot prostitute … now she looks like a big scary Madame … times change.

  37. stank

    #32. I’m looking at the pics. Isn’t this Karma enough?

    Hmmmmmm…. yes, you are correct. She needs more. When her babies grow up to kill her, it’ll be almost even.

  38. Avl32

    i totally agree with #32.. just because she is famous does not mean that she is exempt from being judged for her bad moral decisions. I loved her as an actress before i found out what kind of person she really is — a homewrecker without a speck of respect for another woman. If I hear Oprah or any other morning show crowing about what a great mother she is..I just may lose it.

  39. Peter Pan and I kill homewreckers. I hear that this bitch (ugly) lives in Georgia. We shall fly tonight and cut her long ugly nose off first, then those big ugly lips next, after that Hook’s aligator will eat the rest.

  40. i wonder if she used the episure syringe…perfect for epidurals!

  41. I hear that thiz ugly
    bitch alwayz givez people
    on her set a hard way to go..
    guezz what bitch, carma iz a
    mutherfucker..wait till your
    kidz treat U like fuckin shit,
    juzt remember, they have your
    mean ugly blood.

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