
Julia Roberts gave birth to a baby boy today at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. She named this one Henry, who now joins his brother and sister, 2-year-old twins Phinnaeus and Hazel. Although judging by these pictures I was expecting her to give birth to a full grown adult bison.























sfd | June 18, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Wow.
Bern | June 18, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Delicious bison meat … mmmm …
asd | June 18, 2007 at 3:21 pm
OMG I GOT SECOND I RULE LIFE
ch474 | June 18, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Julia Roberts with a rack is still not any better than regular Julia Roberts. Give us more prego porn of Selma Hayek.
Waffleholic | June 18, 2007 at 3:26 pm
**Twitches**
IT’S ELVIS’S BABY!!!!!!!!
edan | June 18, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Why is she dressed like such a hobo?
Jimbo | June 18, 2007 at 3:30 pm
WTC!!! Is she having Mormans?
bungoone | June 18, 2007 at 3:32 pm
seriously? i had no idea she was pregnant again.
o well. she’s old. no one really cares about her anyway.
jrzmommy | June 18, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Two words………Home. Wrecker.
lambman | June 18, 2007 at 3:50 pm
I didn’t even know she was pregnant…and thus would like to thank everybody for not talking about Julia Roberts for the past 9 month! Keep up the good work, media!
Demolition Man | June 18, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I didn’t know she was into demolition. She wrecks homes?
WowJustWow | June 18, 2007 at 4:00 pm
What’s she naming this one? Mortimer? Alouishius?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
jrzmommy | June 18, 2007 at 4:05 pm
She be lookin’ like Barney in that big assed purple dress.
Crabby | June 18, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Congrats to the home wrecker!
SAL | June 18, 2007 at 4:40 pm
WHY IN THE HELL DOES SHE FEEL IT’S NECESSARY TO WEAR PANTS UNDER A FULL-LENGTH DRESS???
….I mean, I know you’re preggo and feeling bigger than the mansion in which you reside, but um….pants aren’t necessary with a full-length dress….I mean….you’re not Diane Keaton….yet…
Darth Hater | June 18, 2007 at 5:10 pm
@10 Amen.
Well at least Henry is almost a normal name. Phinnaeus? WTF? Why not just name him “Please beat my ass daily”?
Rachel | June 18, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Jesus CHRIST She’s fucking HUGE dude! Not fat, per se, she doesn’t even look chubby…but that is one big-ass belly!
kitty_kat | June 18, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Wow… why was she so famous again?
To me, she’s the classic example of a celebrity who believes her own hype. She has absolutely no acting talent, is only moderately decent-looking, and is a total bitch to boot (Vera Moder anyone?). I’m so glad no one cares about her anymore. There’s nothing special about her at all.
kitty_kat | June 18, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Actually, Danny Moder is probably in love with her per$onality.
sea | June 18, 2007 at 6:39 pm
I don’t like her. Is she taking time off from her career to bond with this one? Please? Pretty please?
JENN | June 18, 2007 at 6:54 pm
WHAT IS HER BABIES NAME?#18 I LIKE HER SO HA ! HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW THAT KNOW ONE LIKES HER I KNOW PEOPLE WHO STILL LIKE HER?#18 IKNOW WKERE YOU LIVE ,WHERE YOU SLEEP. iF YOU DON’T LIKE HER I WILL BEAT WITH A PILLOW!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
JENN | June 18, 2007 at 6:55 pm
WHAT IS HER BABIES NAME?#18 I LIKE HER SO HA ! HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW THAT KNOW ONE LIKES HER I KNOW PEOPLE WHO STILL LIKE HER?#18 IKNOW WKERE YOU LIVE ,WHERE YOU SLEEP. iF YOU DON’T LIKE HER I WILL BEAT WITH A PILLOW!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
The Superfish guy is on coke | June 18, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Ugly bitch who’s acting is over rated. JULIA ROBERTS COME ON DOWN!!!(My price is right, Bob Barker dedication)
Jules | June 18, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Henry? Oh, no, THAT name doesn’t make him sound like a 80-year-old man. Why don’t you just name him Arthur?
woodhorse | June 18, 2007 at 8:28 pm
I am surprised that she’s actually ambulatory.
Salma Hayek must have counterweights on her back in order to stand up straight.
I thought I got big when pregnant but these two look like Ripley’s Believe it or not.
krazihottkelli | June 18, 2007 at 8:42 pm
I hate thiz ugly bitch;
and if I were her kidz,
I’d fuckin kill her for
naming me thoze fucked up
namez…come on, Hazel?
wazn’t that some old white
maid from the 60=z?damn!
BaldAsBritney | June 18, 2007 at 8:48 pm
WOW. that.is.really.excting.wow.
ocarobledo | June 18, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Son todos como el forro! no ven que está embarazada? se nota qu no tienen idea de eso, ignorantes de mierda!!!!
sdfjhskdjh | June 18, 2007 at 10:14 pm
she looks miserable in more ways than one
yukadoozer | June 18, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Wow. What a beautiful, glowing, radiant expectant mother.
She must be going for the old-appalachian-hag-mama. It’s in.
nidge | June 18, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Home wrecker?
Julia Roberts — whatever — but there’s been a lot of that “home wrecker” stuff in the Superficial comments lately, about various female celebrity types, and let’s be clear: you can’t “steal” a guy who doesn’t want to be stolen. Period. End.
I never cheated on my ex, and I got offers, but I just never liked the women (or their punanys) more than my ex, or hers.
Of course, she’s my ex now, so maybe I should’ve said yes at some point …
Anyway, back to point. There is no such thing as a home wrecker, just wrecked homes — and guys who encourage the “home wrecker” idea to get the heat off themselves. Hey, I’m a guy, I know how this game gets played …
Whatever. Out.
miss oblivious | June 19, 2007 at 7:33 am
She’s such a bitch, I can’t believe she never got more shit for being a home wrecker. With all the money, looks, and fame she had, she could have had anyone. But she put her meat hooks in a married man and then threw it back in the poor woman’s face. Selfish bitch. I hope she gets her karma in due time.
jrzmommy | June 19, 2007 at 8:47 am
*looks at Nidge……then to Miss Oblivious and nods*
Homewrecker.
yeah yeah yeah | June 19, 2007 at 11:01 am
Henry? Meh. At least it wasn’t “Hank”.
Seriously. She’s HUUUUUUGE. I had a 8lb5oz giant-man-child and wasn’t 1/2 of that. And I’m probably at least 2 feet shorter than her. Oh. And I’m not a large-mouth-bass-with-bad-hair homewrecking assface, either. Maybe that’s what makes you swell.
Rachel | June 19, 2007 at 2:05 pm
she has a knack for making the lives of babies miserable forever by naming them weird shit doesn’t she?
GOD | June 19, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Pretty Woman????
GOD | June 19, 2007 at 4:32 pm
She used to look like a hot prostitute … now she looks like a big scary Madame … times change.
stank | June 19, 2007 at 7:56 pm
#32. I’m looking at the pics. Isn’t this Karma enough?
Hmmmmmm…. yes, you are correct. She needs more. When her babies grow up to kill her, it’ll be almost even.
Avl32 | June 19, 2007 at 9:58 pm
i totally agree with #32.. just because she is famous does not mean that she is exempt from being judged for her bad moral decisions. I loved her as an actress before i found out what kind of person she really is — a homewrecker without a speck of respect for another woman. If I hear Oprah or any other morning show crowing about what a great mother she is..I just may lose it.
TigerLilly | June 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Peter Pan and I kill homewreckers. I hear that this bitch (ugly) lives in Georgia. We shall fly tonight and cut her long ugly nose off first, then those big ugly lips next, after that Hook’s aligator will eat the rest.
christine | June 22, 2007 at 1:17 pm
i wonder if she used the episure syringe…perfect for epidurals!
krazihottkelli | June 23, 2007 at 10:09 pm
I hear that thiz ugly
bitch alwayz givez people
on her set a hard way to go..
guezz what bitch, carma iz a
mutherfucker..wait till your
kidz treat U like fuckin shit,
juzt remember, they have your
mean ugly blood.