Julia Louis-Dreyfus has crazy tight abs. Did not see that coming.

February 25th, 2009 // 137 Comments

Here’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus on the April cover of Shape, and I can’t believe she’s 48. Sure, there’s been some airbrushing, but at this point I’d like to welcome back my Elaine Benes crush. Hopefully, it’s not still mad at me for shoving it down the stairs for Melissa Joan Hart circa 1999.

UPDATE: It’s got a gun!

Photo: Shape

  1. This is a terrible & disgusting mistake.
    A MISCARRIAGE IN BIKINI, folks?

  2. Nice bod for a 48 year old.

  3. pOnk's minute penis

    I’d hit it, if I could find my tweezers.

  4. gurleensingh

    she look is very amazing. she is so sexy. i like it………………….

    I like your greatest post……………

    Download Engineering Books.

  5. TURDS she has a really fit body, she’s just short and old so you never noticed.

    Check out this pick or click my name, it’s clear she has a flat stomach.

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1399428096/nm0000506

  6. Ally

    my fav actress everrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  7. Ya Julia is looking gorgeous.

  8. rebecca

    wow!

  9. Remedy

    Ummm the reason she has skinny legs and her abs are showing is that she is now a bag of bones. Not impressed with gym rat physiques. Not one bit it aint natural nor to me is it sexy. Looks semi-masculine. I thought she looked sexy years ago when she was a lot heavier.
    This is an insane world we live in with the weight lifting chicks and the botox and plastic breasts and the photoshopping.
    Everything seems to be a fucking lie.

    Look at our economy. It was al based on a lie. Over a quadrillion in derivatives caused by filthy perverted Wall Street and now we the peasant class get to pay the debt caused by the rich.

    I wonder how much this old woman is worth for her services to our nation?

  10. annie

    Not only does she has all that Seinfeld money, isnt her family loaded.
    As in worth billions because her father/grandfater [?] invented some thing for a toilet or something??.
    She looks great, even if she is partly photoshopped, .

  11. Toolboy

    Too many sharp things; nose, chin and now hip bones? Someone’s gonna nick an artery or have to pick pieces of a pelvis off of their penis if they hit it proper like.

  12. You can flatten a belly, you can suck out fat
    But no sugery, can fix a face like that

  13. Jaffo

    I’m sorry, but that IS NOT HER. Hell, you can watch the show and tell that those legs are WAY to thin to be hers. Sorry, but this is total bullshit…

  14. RichPort's Ghost

    Last night when I was jerking off on my lifesize blow-up doll of Biraq Obomma, I realized I haven’t gotten my Biraq money yet. I voted for him because he said I won’t have to pay rent, buy gas, or pay my bills. So I quit my job at Lamaar’s House of Anal Beads, but now my rent is due and I haven’t got any money. Has anyone else gotten their “money for a vote” check yet from Biraq Obomma?

  15. DrunkenNoodle

    You know Costanza was hittin’ that shit on the side.

  16. Massa'

    I can’t find my sister’s phone number and I REAAAAALLY need to get laid… my mom just doesn’t do it for me anymore, and the sheep are starting to fight back.

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  18. ***

    We should take pity on Massa/Apes/TomK/bootlips.

    How hard it must be to realize that the world has moved on without you, and your racist views are no longer relevant and actually quite backward. You(actually all one person) are now like the crazy homeless guy standing on the sidewalk yelling gibberish at people on their way to somewhere important.

    It must be especially painful that President Obama has proven that someone of his background– with a self-described “funny name”– has made it all the way to the highest office in the land in the most powerful nation in the world. And how ironic– a house that was built by slaves.

    …And just what have YOU accomplished so far, Massa/bootlips/Apes?

  19. heather em

    #71: Some people are blessed with real beauty? Yeah, and some people are “blessed” with lots of money and way too much insecurity. When i saw that Julia Louis-Dreyfus had a new show coming out ([....]Christine), i was pretty excited. Then i saw her face and literally did a double-take. That woman has had so much plastic surgery, and it’s sad because she really was quite lovely just the way she was. Too bad she looks like a robotic freakshow now and when she smiles you can see her whole face working. Also, she was on some late night talk show talking about how boring it was to see elephants on a safari: “Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen ‘em all”. ::Yawn::. Most. Uninteresting. Person. Ever.

  20. gigi

    Julia ages so well it’s ridiculous

  21. gigi

    Julia ages so well it’s ridiculous

  22. becksty

    She looks amazing. I loved her in Woody Allen’s Deconstructing Harry: http://www.actressscene.com/2008/08/julia-louis-dreyfus-in-deconstructing.html

  23. becksty

    She looks great! My favorite movie is Deconstructing Harry. She was sooo funny: http://www.actressscene.com/2008/08/julia-louis-dreyfus-in-deconstructing.html

  24. BRILES

    Hate to kill everyone’s jealous ranting, but Shape DOES NOT AIRBRUSH. At least their covers. E-mail them if you don’t believe me, but give the woman her due props, that is how she REALLY looks.

  25. 119 go home, that was the gayest post ever written in the history of the fish.

  26. daunte

    A 48 yeard old jew woman. You know her pussy is as dry as a desert. No Jew woman wants to put out after she gets the ring.

  27. daunte needs a cock

    daunte @ 126 knows because he just got married to a jew woman

  28. Always liked her, more on Seinfeld than SNL.

    Download Serena Williams Workout? I advise against that, unless you plan to juggle cars.

  29. stldynamite

    It’s called HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE folks.

    Don’t kid yourself.

  30. dwagon

    nice outfit. is it still the 90s?

  31. superman

    she looks better than she did when was in seinfeld.. impressive!

  32. Madzay

    you know what she’s thinking when they were shooting this?
    “…suck…it…IN!!!!”

  33. Heather

    #92 is right!!

    I saw her new show and she took off her shirt, bra on of course, and I was completely shocked. Her abs were incredible. And for her age…..I can only hope to look that smoking at 48.

  34. Anaonymouse

    She claims no plastic surgery, but I remember her nose as being smaller. In fact, I didn’t recognize her (I don’t watch TV and hadn’t seen her since Seinfield). So I looked on some sites. I found this on the Make Me Heal site:

    Plastic surgeon Dr. David Shafer agrees with Make Me Heal’s suspicions, saying, “Julia Louis-Dreyfus definitely looks like she has had Botox – she has a noticeable brow ptosis (drooping) in her more recent photos which is not present in her old photos. Also, her older photos show transverse rhytids (wrinkles) which are curiously not present in her more recent photos.”

    Looking so different and yet the same, indicates that Julia may have also had a rhinoplasty in the time between Seinfeld and The New Adventures of Old Christine.

    Dr. Paul S. Nassif, Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgeon, tells Make Me Heal, “It does look like Julia Louis-Dreyfus has had a rhinoplasty. The nose looks much smaller in the recent picture. It looks good but softer.”

    Make Me Heal thinks that Julia looks fantastic, whether or not she’s had plastic surgery and wishes her luck on The New Adventures of Old Christine.

  35. She was blessed with a bit of money and insecurity as well. When I saw that Julia-Louis Dreyfus, and a new show out.

  36. reality

    Julia has a huge chin, too many teeth, a big ass, and, of course, a big giant nose (gee, I wonder why). Airbrushing or not, when you’re filthy rich, you can be in the gym 18 hours a damn day (or have one in your house).

    Never thought she was pretty, still don’t.
    And, “The New Adventures of Old Christine” SUCKS HUGE DONKEY BALLS!

    Seinfeld was a MIRACLE for her. Without it, and without being a Jew, and marrying a rich Jew producer, she’d be just like any other struggling, big-chin, mediocre looking non-Jewish woman in Hollywood. Broke.
    Period.

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