Here’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus on the April cover of Shape, and I can’t believe she’s 48. Sure, there’s been some airbrushing, but at this point I’d like to welcome back my Elaine Benes crush. Hopefully, it’s not still mad at me for shoving it down the stairs for Melissa Joan Hart circa 1999.
UPDATE: It’s got a gun!
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p911gt10c | February 25, 2009 at 12:37 pm
it’s not her abs, it’s new low body fat percentage. Everyone’s got abs, you just can’t see them because of the guts people have.
sil | February 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm
FIRST?!??!
steve | February 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm
melissa joan hart, nice!
p911gt10c | February 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm
it’s not her abs, it’s her* low body fat percentage. Everyone’s got abs, you just can’t see them because of the guts people have.
Sportsdvl | February 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm
For her age she is smokin’ hot.
p911gt10c | February 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm
#2, stop being such a fucking loser.
Jrz | February 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm
You go girl.
her new show sucks though.
yessss... | February 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm
oh elaine… you’re the most bad ass chick to ever grace the TV!
ROUGH DADDY | February 25, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Get the eff outta here, really? i never thought of her as sexy before…
Taylor | February 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Pleezee.. she’s thin yes, but if they photo shop Alba, you don’t think this one is photo shopped?
Jerry | February 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Elllaaaaaiiiiinnnne…
Wow! She is gorgeous.
Jerry | February 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Elllaaaaaiiiiinnnne…
Wow! She is gorgeous.
Jerry | February 25, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Elllaaaaaiiiiinnnne…
Wow! She is gorgeous.
Photoshop Police | February 25, 2009 at 12:46 pm
No doubt that the cover’s been retouched.
All magazine cover photos are retouched.
Julia has well defined abs and odds are good that those are authentic.
They might be more defined than what you see on the cover,
as most photos of women are retouched in the abdominal area
to make them look softer and curvier.
p.s. – I’d hit that.
Where's Darkwing Duck? | February 25, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I’ve always thought she was pretty, but I’m confused by the feelings I have for this picture. Is it her head? Smile? The yellow sweater? Blue shorts? Seriously something doesn’t seem right here & I just can’t put my finger on it.
Valerie | February 25, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I grudgingly admit that I subscribe to Shape, and can you believe the bullshit they tried to pull in March 09′s issue? Check it: Editor’s note: “We NEVER alter any Shape model’s body–including those on our cover. The women we feature put a lot of hard work into staying healthy and should be given the credit they deserve.”
That was in the “Readers Speak out” part, and I was sort of flabbergasted because it was fucking obvious they airbrushed Jamie Presley on the cover (she’s cool, though, she probably didn’t need too much work). Then the editor’s letter went on to state that the celebrities’ bodies are never tampered with.
What do YOU think?
chris | February 25, 2009 at 1:06 pm
She and Jennifer Aniston should have a chinfight-to-the-death.
Blah Girls | February 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm
wow elaine looks awesome!! she looks great for her age
Parker | February 25, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I once longed to pork her tight ass but now I don’t want to. She’s just way too old.
Tim | February 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I’d much rather be looking at Sue Ellen Mischke.
Uncle Leo | February 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Elaine! HELLO!!!
Zanna | February 25, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Wow, i didn’t think you could get abs like that from doing that dorky Elaine dance.
hoe | February 25, 2009 at 1:12 pm
give me some of that Seinfeld money and I’ll spend my day in the gym, too.
mike | February 25, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Petite chicks age the best. As long as they don’t get fat, there’s really no place for their junk to go.
random | February 25, 2009 at 1:15 pm
“give me some of that Seinfeld money and I’ll spend my day in the gym, too.”
No you won’t. You’re lazy. And fat. And stupid.
That’s why you don’t have Seinfeld-type money in the first place.
Andy | February 25, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Tiny chicks are the great because they don’t block your view of ESPN.
Deacon Jones | February 25, 2009 at 1:19 pm
A middle-aged Jew with abs???
What’s this world coming to?
Walter | February 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm
She seriously needs to do Playboy.
Walter | February 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm
She seriously needs to do Playboy.
Wendy | February 25, 2009 at 1:23 pm
She was so insecure about her body on Seinfeld. From what she wore, you didn’t have the slightest idea what her body looked like. I guess you were supposed to look at her hair.
Bibleguy | February 25, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Thanks to all who emailed me about my mom… she is recovering well.
Today’s reading is the entire BIBLE!
erikskov.com | February 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Elaine with tight abs? GET OUT!!!!!!!!
RichPort's Ghost | February 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I am the master of her domain. True story.
Massa' | February 25, 2009 at 1:26 pm
@31
Maybe you should use lube next time?
Stan | February 25, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Looking good, Nip.
Jrz | February 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm
#17–and then the winner takes on Reese Witherspoon???
Michafute | February 25, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Not most women her age could have bodies looking like that. I guess she has done a great job in having that body.
Chris Brown | February 25, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I always wanted to motorboat Elaine.
Jerry Seinfield | February 25, 2009 at 1:32 pm
@33 ur fucking gay. True Story.
pallmall | February 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Not only is she hot as f, she’s from a family worth literally BILLIONS of dollars. Which is about how much money i would have if i got a nickel for every time i rubbed one out to her.
chedda | February 25, 2009 at 1:36 pm
@ 36
Are they gonna have a pillowcase-stuffing championship?
Jrz | February 25, 2009 at 1:38 pm
I don’t get it…..what’s a pillow case stuffing championship?
chedda | February 25, 2009 at 1:43 pm
…with chins like that?
mngirl | February 25, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Wow, she is so sexy,but I think the models on “C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M” are more beautiful and sexy than her!
RichPort's Ghost | February 25, 2009 at 1:48 pm
#39 – It’s people like you that remind me how diverse the human intellect is. Thanks.
FRIST!!! | February 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm
#41 I get it. Funny!!
ConnieCorleone | February 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm
#16~
Jrz | February 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Still on the pillowcase stuffing bus with you Chedda.
Excuse me a second, would you? I have to go set a bear trap for #44…..
The one and only rule of The One And Only God | February 25, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Go for the big boob/big butt chicks on one night stands, but marry the skinny petite chick. In ten years you won’t have to look away when she gets undressed.
Madden3 | January 21, 2011 at 6:22 pm
Julia Louis-Dreyfus has a big ass….and very big boobs….so what’s your point?
ConnieCorleone | February 25, 2009 at 1:53 pm
oops, sorry ’bout that! @#16, I read that, too. It seems a pretty bold thing to claim if it isn’t true, especially since there are so many people involved in the editing process that easily call them out. I don’t think they alter the actual shape, but DO airbrush blemishes, etc.