Julia Stiles in a Bikini

So these are happening.

Here’s Julia Stiles in Maui yesterday giving the world a preview of what Dexter may or may not have left his wife for. Which in his defense, actually makes sense considering Michael C. Hall more than likely still looked better than Julia Stiles after the chemo, and who doesn’t like to be the pretty one? God knows I do. *curls eyelashes in mirror* Mmm, yeah, that’s tight. Looking tight. Gonna rent what you want tonight, sexy man. No romantic comedies. You hear me? NO ROMANTIC COMEDIES. Now get out there.

Adding… Our photo editor is a fan of Julia’s early bikini work and insisted I include this:

Photos: Splash News