When word of Dexter stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter ending their marriage broke, Julia Stiles was rumored to be the other woman whose box-like face lured Michael away. She is now denying those claims which is exactly what I would do if people found out thought I slept with Dexter. Clever girl… People reports:
“I have absolutely nothing to do with the split between Michael and Jennifer,” the actress, 29, says in a statement. “We are good friends and enjoyed working together. This is a personal matter between them, and we should respect their privacy.”
Adds Stiles, “Although I too prefer to keep my private life, private – I felt compelled to dispel the rumors I was somehow the cause for this matter.”
Jennifer Carpenter has since filed divorce papers which claims the couple has been separated as far back as August, so there’s a chance Julia Stiles didn’t sleep with Michael C. Hall while he was technically married because that excuse worked out so awesome for Angelina Jolie. On that note, I can’t even imagine how big of an erection Chelsea Handler is getting from all this, but I’m sure 50 Cent will know how to handle it. “Bitch pull a dong, Fiddy ring that gong. PLOW PLOW!” (Your guess is as good as mine.)
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
She used to be so pretty, wtf happened?
wow, it’s been a long, ugly road since “Ten things i hate about you”
No shit… I can actually think of a full 10 things now…
Your momma is a shaved Gorilla! how bout that! Nah! your mother had enough sense to pass your dumb ass on to someone willing to actually look at you. :)
Homely.
Her face looks like a muffin cat.
the king of muffins?
hah!
Your face looks like a muffin cat! You idiot! so brave of you to bully someone while sitting behind a computer, how old are you 10? grow up and act like a big coward and instead of a little one. This goes for the idiot replying back to the idiot who made such a ugly comment.
well, she got old fast but I still can’t shake an overwhelming desire to bend her over and stuff my c*ck in her a$$. I bet she’s one of those chicks who likes only anal sex.
You mean cock and ass?
Shhh….don’t use those words in front of the children.
yes but I was trying to say it implicitly rather than explicitly cause apparently there are k-i-d-s who read this stuff and I dont want to the Parents Television Council to bring down the hammer on us like they did with Glee with…glee.
Your ignorant, I bet she looks 10,000 times better then your boyfriend PARKER! HOW MANY DICKS HAVE YOU STUFFED UP YOUR FAT UGLY ASS? BET YOU LOVE IT TOO! ANYWAYS…YOUR SUCH A WINNER. I BET YOUR ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO LOVE ANAL SEX! DON’T TALK SO UGLY ABOUT YOURSELF FOOL!
pretty sure if anybody should be denying it it’s dexter… unfortunate looking girl
NOT AS UNFORTUNATE AS YOU ARE, AT LEAST SHE HAS A CAREER AND IS ACTUALLY WORKING AND MAKING MONEY INSTEAD OF LIVING OFF OF SOME JERK OFF, WHOSE JUST USING HER UNTIL HE MOVES ON. I BET YOU KNOW A TON ABOUT THAT, RIGHT MOLLY? BUT THEN AGAIN YOUR PROBABLY TO UGLY TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED AS SOMEONE A MAN WOULD BE WILLING TO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH.
Wow…she dont look that terrible, what is all that comments ? :S
lesbian alert
CHUCK YOUR A LESBIAN, YOUR JUST TOO DUMB TO KNOW ANY BETTER.
lesbian alert
Im not lesbian, you stupid.
Are you 12 years old ?
yes, now whats your excuse?
@jared HUH?
wow…what is typing with your feet. you ape.
me thinks she doth protest too much
She would work for me. I think she is cute.
She looks really good in the show. Maybe these are just bad photos. And in all fairness, 10 things i hate about you was over 10 years ago and she was 18.
I remember in the late ’90s when she was the teen “It” girl I wanted to bang her so bad. Now…meh…she still attractive but she lost something with time.
She denies being the cause of the split between Hall and Carpenter. She doesn’t deny having sex with Hall. Maybe she did, maybe she didn’t.
hmm I didn’t notice this until you said it.
If I have learned anything, if a girl doesn’t deny having sex with someone, she probably did.
I don’t know about that… all sorts of girls deny having sex with me, and it’s the absolute truth. They’re quite vehement about it, too.
Can’t stand her. But she looks the same to me.
Well at least shes not acting like she was on the clammy and slippery tour with with “Demi Lavotos” Disregard this if it sound too conservative…
Julia Stiles is a cutey… don’t deny it you haters.
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ROTFL Naaauuu doubt man
^^ that re was for “your name is hella gay” btw…
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her vagina must be able to crack walnuts.
There is something oddly sexy about her, even though she looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel
Which basically means that “Hey I need to take advantage of this free press by categorically denying any involvement.” Wait anal and oral sex don’t count ,right?
I want to bend her over in front of a mirror while i do her doggy and pull her hair so i can see “O” face with tears running down her cheeks. HA!
You mean, the way I did your mother the other night?
I thought she was pretty hot looking on the show (well after they cleaned her up, not so much in the messy dirty rapey episodes)
I would sleep with Dexter, he’s hot. Julia’s cute, but her face looks like it’s been stung by a hive of angry bees and the swelling is yet to subside.
her face has always been like that. yawn
What happened to her eyebrows? Something’s off.
Of course she didn’t bang Dexter,
1. is he black? No.
2. does he dance? No.
Thank you.
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whahaha!!! :D
Damn Mary….I was waiting for any comment of that nature….It took more post than I thought…….
Shes harldy changed at all since the 90s! Damn I wanna know this bitch’s secret.
…….meet the NO.1 at lying.
haters !! this woman is beautiful and talented.
If she added some muscle tone she could have been dating Hulk Hogan
Hi Laura I know you have nothing better to do but we get your point that you love Julia Stiles and all… But you can get back to your life now, because this site, being appropriately named “THE SUPERFICIAL” is for us to comment on exactly that.
If I was as rich as her, I don’t think I’d give a fuck what anyone else has to say.