Julia Stiles Denies Banging Dexter

When word of Dexter stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter ending their marriage broke, Julia Stiles was rumored to be the other woman whose box-like face lured Michael away. She is now denying those claims which is exactly what I would do if people found out thought I slept with Dexter. Clever girl… People reports:

“I have absolutely nothing to do with the split between Michael and Jennifer,” the actress, 29, says in a statement. “We are good friends and enjoyed working together. This is a personal matter between them, and we should respect their privacy.”
Adds Stiles, “Although I too prefer to keep my private life, private – I felt compelled to dispel the rumors I was somehow the cause for this matter.”

Jennifer Carpenter has since filed divorce papers which claims the couple has been separated as far back as August, so there’s a chance Julia Stiles didn’t sleep with Michael C. Hall while he was technically married because that excuse worked out so awesome for Angelina Jolie. On that note, I can’t even imagine how big of an erection Chelsea Handler is getting from all this, but I’m sure 50 Cent will know how to handle it. “Bitch pull a dong, Fiddy ring that gong. PLOW PLOW!” (Your guess is as good as mine.)

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