It’s Famous Movie Star Julia Roberts in a Bikini. Huzzah?

Here’s Julia Roberts looking fucking terrible in a bikini yesterday which reminds me of an old saying of mine: “Julia Roberts looks fucking terrible in bikinis.” Granted, it’s not a very snappy saying, or even a clever one, but it’s practical and pretty much conveys everything that’s happening here in as little words as possible. Although, in her defense, if this was a site dedicated to bikini babes built like your mom, I would’ve called it a “tour de force of the eyes” and wrote epic poems documenting the intense yearning in my groins. (Oh, I meant the plural.) So at least Julia Roberts has that going for her and no man will ever take that dream away because I’ve always fancied this site a haven of female empowerment.

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