It’s Famous Movie Star Julia Roberts in a Bikini. Huzzah?

August 17th, 2011 // 112 Comments

Here’s Julia Roberts looking fucking terrible in a bikini yesterday which reminds me of an old saying of mine: “Julia Roberts looks fucking terrible in bikinis.” Granted, it’s not a very snappy saying, or even a clever one, but it’s practical and pretty much conveys everything that’s happening here in as little words as possible. Although, in her defense, if this was a site dedicated to bikini babes built like your mom, I would’ve called it a “tour de force of the eyes” and wrote epic poems documenting the intense yearning in my groins. (Oh, I meant the plural.) So at least Julia Roberts has that going for her and no man will ever take that dream away because I’ve always fancied this site a haven of female empowerment.

Photo: Flynet, Splash News

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    Renata
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    I love Julia, she’s a natural beauty. God bless this kind of woman who don’t pay for a plastic body.

  2. Snooki Lover

    Hawt.

    Huzzah!

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    frierster
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    well said, Ms. Melania!!!

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    rospo
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    ..no way, no. wait. oh, so this is Julia Roberts who kissed Jude Law ?!

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    fooey
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    Where’s the coconut radio?

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    Women like Julia Roberts built their fortunes in part by appearing on magazine covers that enforce the very stereotypes of which you are complaining (older women are less attractive, babies destroy the vagina, etc.), so we are well within our rights to mock them once they become old and ruined by the very standards they used to champion.

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    gumption
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    MUCH better.

  8. Milla

    She looks GREAT! I wish I would look like that. After I gave birth (to only one child) my abs are destroyed and I will look pregnant all the time not matter how thin I get or how much I work out…. she’s so lucky that her body looks that great after 3 kids! Hollywood destroyed the way we look at women and their bodies…

  9. cj

    You all stand in judgement. What a crock. She’s human with feelings. Is this how you would talk to your Mom or sister? Unbelievable. She looks fine. She is an actress, not self proclaimed SUper Model. Bunch of jerks on here. Pleeeeaaase.

  10. Herp Von Derp

    She looks… normal?

    I CAN’T FAP TO THIS

  11. almanzo

    Julia Roberts has always had a “normal” woman’s body– meaning, not size 0. She looks like a woman, not a little girl with fake boobs stuck on. At 43, after 3 kids, she looks great. I applaud her for not feeling pressure to starve herself and spend more time in the gym than with her family. She’s gorgeous.

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    kristen
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    so…….she is still beautiful.

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    MAMITO
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    Julia is not about her body, is acting, is charisma, is just JULIA ROBERTS. Some people is that lucky and ….I wish you a long, long life Julia.

  14. LEB

    30 is bikini middle-aged. 40 is bikini retiring age. Julia Roberts is at bikini elderly age… and the elderly should NOT wear bikinis. Have some dignity, Julia, and buy a one-piece that’s actually flattering!

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    Poop
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    I don’t see what’s so bad about this? She looks healthy! She has curves. Real curves. Most people are just used to seeing all these other celebs that the only curves you can find are their bones. I think she looks great.

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    Poop
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    I don’t see what’s so bad about this? She looks healthy! She has curves. Real curves. Most people are just used to seeing all these other celebs that the only curves you can find are their bones. I think she looks great.

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    Gag…all that money has gone to her butt. A typical case of middle age spread.
    And don’t tell me that women over 40 have to look like they have a sack of potatoes hanging off of their ass…my wife is 55 and is a size 1 and looks great.
    Julia looks dumpy and frumpy, and better look to old lady supporting roles.

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