Julia Louis-Dreyfus Is Naked

April 9th, 2014 // 49 Comments

Here’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus posing naked with the Constitution of the United States tattooed above her butt crack for the cover of Rolling Stone where she also says that Al Gore won the 2000 election because she’s clearly trying to bang Jimmy Carter. It’s so obvious.

Photo: Rolling Stone

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  1. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Rolling Stone
    M-theory
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    Naked means glorious nipples dammit!

  2. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Rolling Stone
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    Oh yeah, not ‘shopped at all.

  3. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Rolling Stone
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    she seems as surprised as anyone

  4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Rolling Stone
    Ruckus
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    Annnnnd I lost the contest.

  5. Not that I would expect the godless pinko secret muslim socialists at Rolling Stone to notice, John Hancock didn’t sign the constitution. I’ll need to inspect the rest of the document on her back very closely to root out the rest of the errors. I may be some time.

  6. I think I see I nipple..

  7. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Rolling Stone
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    Welllll, look at ‘lainey!

    • LOL anyone who thinks Gore won in 2000 probably doesn’t depend on keen analytical abilities to get them through the day.

      • malaka

        he did win the popular vote. that much is indisputable.
        and its kind of like that time manny paquiao beat the shit out of that guy but then the judges STILL gave the victory to other guy because the outcome was just as predetermined
        as a WWF match.
        not to mention that the whole subsequent 8 year chapter of our history is so painfully embarrassing and catastrophic, that many would simply choose to deny that it ever took place.
        i personally would rather look back fondly on the way that the brave mr. secretary not sure escaped from costco and went on to defeat the dildozer before joining forces with president comacho
        in the name of freedom.

      • Eric

        All partisanship aside, statistically speaking the 2000 Election popular vote was too close to call. Out of 101,455,899 votes cast the difference was 543,895 votes or 1/2 of 1% of the votes cast. In most elections, a difference of 1/2 of 1% is grounds for a recount.

        The person winning on election night does not always win the recount. For example, see Al Franken/Norm Coleman 2008. Norm Coleman won on election night but after a series of recounts, Al Franken ultimately prevailed. Another example, is the Washington State gubernatorial race of 2004. Dino Rossi won on election night, but Christine Gregoire ultimately prevailed in the recounts.

        Now, we don’t elect Presidents from the popular vote and a recount never happened so we’ll never know how it would have ultimately turned out. But can you imagine the chaos of the Florida recount times 50?

      • My point is, Bush won. So did the Seahawks. Deal.

  8. Sho-nuff

    Except “We the People” is the Constitution and John Hancock most definitely didn’t sign that. Nice try at history RS.

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    malaka
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    the old girl has still got a butt that wont quit.
    so cute.

    • Ivan

      I hate to burst your bubble but that’s not her body.
      This face and body have 2 completely different light sources

  10. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Rolling Stone
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    Stop using the word naked if all the good bits are covered up, please.

    Here I was thinking I was finally gonna get a glimpse at this MILF’s goodies, about to grab the lotion and tissues only to be cock blocked by a misleading headline. DISAPPOINTED!

    • Road Guy

      Maybe it’s better you didn’t actually get to see it…
      Time is cruel. Better to enjoy her face “cut and pasted”
      on some tight 35 year old than the truth.

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    BB
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    One of my longest standing celebrity crushes. Would have killed for it in the 90s; wouldn’t turn it down now.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …it may in fact be “a mess” under her clothes (see; minnie driver) but she looks DAMN GOOD on ‘veep’, so i’m pretty sure i would. (and yeah; she’s right up there with tina fey & janeanne garofalo for me)

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    finster
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    Do you really think she has butt dimples? 53 years old. I call bullshit.

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    Beltliner
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    I think it moved.

  14. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Rolling Stone
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    Evil Jewess

  15. Funny, cute and a billionaire, I would gladly be her boytoy should she need my services.

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    MZ MIZRY
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    needs a little spellcheck i think.

  17. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Rolling Stone
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    Nick Cage/Andy Samberg: Woooah….I’m going to steal the Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

  18. I assume they didn’t mess with her face that much to make the body look more believable (nice try…)

  19. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Rolling Stone
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    John Hancock signed the Declaration of Independence NOT the US Constitution.

  20. I’d happily give her my bill of rights.

  21. Ragnar

    No, she isn’t naked. She’s covering everything up.

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    Stinky
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    I’d sign that, … if I were asked.
    If not, I would compliment the penmanship.

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    mikeJ
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    i would tap that ass so hard

  24. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Rolling Stone
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    I’d yada yada that.

  25. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Rolling Stone
    EWWWWWWW
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    Nasty old hag…

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