Jude Law’s baby mama in her underwear

August 9th, 2009 // 82 Comments

Turns out Samantha Burke, the woman carrying Jude Law’s baby, has been documenting her pregnancy on her Photobucket page. And by documenting I mean taking sexy pictures of herself in her underwear that makes me realize I really need to get a medical license. Or something more convincing than a picture of me hitting a pinata with a stethoscope.

superficial

  1. inspector gadget

    it looks like she’s holding a cigarette in #6

  2. mark

    Hot stature,sun glass, blond hair and red coat are all my style!! those tall women(even models) i hook up with were also in that style. still remember the tall dating place, to share with u guys: ****Tallloving.com*****a place to start a beautiful romance and leave sweet memories!!

  3. Narcissist

    Huh, these pics look okay. The earlier ones were hideous.

    FUCK. I’m reading that she’s 24 yrs old. I figured she was like 38 yrs, and the universe agrees with me.

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2094882/samantha-burke-jude-law-baby-mama-04/

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/08/02/samantha-burke-jude-law-baby-mama/comment-page-2/

  4. stupidass

    man, her facial features in that preggo pic are just a little to manly, no? slightly frightened

    you could say she has a “lude jaw”

  5. Publicly posting pictures of your pregnancy just seems wrong to me.

  6. FACE

    the kind of white biatch I like to use, abuse, and dump.

  7. Viv

    The foot on the lower right on pic 6 can’t be hers…maybe a girlfriend’s?

  8. Perkin Merkin

    I can’t wait to see when she posts her delivering the baby pictures.

  9. maddie

    I guess this proves that you still can be drunk as a dead man and get some 8 bagger pregnant.

  10. I’ve seen better looking preggo crackwhores who normally pose with no clothes on and have a jar of piss in it with a pickle telling me “Does this make me look fat?”

  11. Riiiight. And this chick was “totally shocked” to find out she was pregnant. Makes me sick to my stomach, sick bitches like this. But you know what I say? If Jude was stupid enough to put everything that he and the children he already has at stake for the sake of having unprotected sex with some random slut that said she “was on the pill” for a week then he is very much getting what he deserves. Just suck for this kid that she’s going to have these two whack jobs as parents (Jude is very lucky she was HIV free).

  12. ishi-san

    @22: she is not alone – look at pic 6 –> there is a foot of another person! ;)

    @ 26, 27: I don’t think she was pregnant in those yet. And judging from the look in her eyes, cigarettes were not the only thing she took that night!

  13. #49 Sam: I couldn’t agree with you more. As soon as Jude heard “aspiring something or other “come out of her mouth he should have run for the hills. I just don’t understand how men )and women (but these women WANT to get knocked up) can be so careless about contraception. I wonder if Jude thisnks it was worth it at this point. I mean, AIDS is still a very real threat, and even if she was “on the pill” as she claimed, SO WHAT? That protects against no STD’s. I am still shocked at how many many are stupid enough to fall for the oldest trick in the book. He had this coming.

  14. Lone Wolf

    Preggos are hot, but they usually have TBD (tits by default). Doesn’t look like hers have made an appearance yet. Wonder if she wears those shoes to bed (fap, fap, fap).

  15. ha

    If I were to get pregnant by a man that I wasn’t with, I’d get an abortion. That simple. How horrible is that kid going to have it? Especially since the mom appears from these photos to be completely deranged?

  16. scootypuff jr.

    @ 65
    How will it’s life be? Way better than yours and mine, It’s Jude Law’s kid, it’s going to be born with a diamond encrusted silver spoon in it’s mouth and a heathly view of women and sexuality (it’s mom is a hot preggo posing for sexy pics) as well as the best education and healthcare money can buy .

    Anyway….she’s a fucking hot preggo, gooo jude laww, you bastard!. fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap!

  17. Willie Dixon

    Digging those sturdy thighs and hips. All women should be built like this.

    If your feet can’t reach the stirrups, boys, then don’t bother trying to get in the saddle.

  18. #66: You cannot be serious. Money isn’t everything, and OBVIOUSLY this girl has some issues. “A healthy view of women”.Right. I suppose that silver spoon will make up for an uninterested father who is (rightly) more interested in the children he bore with a woman he actually knows and cares for. This girl clearly has more than a few screws loose as does Law, otherwise he never would have gotten himself in this postion in the first place.

  19. #66: You cannot be serious. Money isn’t everything, and OBVIOUSLY this girl has some issues. “A healthy view of women”.Right. I suppose that silver spoon will make up for an uninterested father who is (rightly) more interested in the children he bore with a woman he actually knows and cares for. This girl clearly has more than a few screws loose as does Law, otherwise he never would have gotten himself in this postion in the first place.

  20. Angel

    Okay so everyone one of you guys and everyone od you girls is really really stupid or just jealous!she is really pretty, she’s so confident, she’e pregnant and still knows she’s hot!Hello!What about Demi Moore?Remember her pictures?and she was naked!Stop talking bad, if you wanna look that good go to the gym ladies, and you guys, dont be mad that you cant get a hot girl like her, or if your girls prego and doesn’t look as good as that! She’s lucky!Sh’e blessed with a baby, bot just any baby! One of JUDE LAW’S BABYS!

  21. ANGELICA

    Okay so everyone one of you guys and everyone od you girls is really really stupid or just jealous!she is really pretty, she’s so confident, she’e pregnant and still knows she’s hot!Hello!What about Demi Moore?Remember her pictures?and she was naked!Stop talking bad, if you wanna look that good go to the gym ladies, and you guys, dont be mad that you cant get a hot girl like her, or if your girls prego and doesn’t look as good as that! She’s lucky!Sh’e blessed with a baby, bot just any baby! One of JUDE LAW’S BABYS!

    BTW!for all you idiots talking about her smoking.are you just really so stupid?or just really blind!LOOK AT WHAT SHE’S HOLDING!A CURTAIN PULLER!SHE’S HOLDING THE END OF IT!YOU GUYS ARE JEALOUS IDIOTS!

  22. -Javi-

    SHE definitly, is NOT BRITISH!
    You can see that, by only looking at the pics.

    What did you do!? poor Jude Law..

  23. Scott

    “68. Patrice – August 10, 2009 6:38 PM

    #66: You cannot be serious. Money isn’t everything, and OBVIOUSLY this girl has some issues. “A healthy view of women”.Right. I suppose that silver spoon will make up for an uninterested father who is (rightly) more interested in the children he bore with a woman he actually knows and cares for. This girl clearly has more than a few screws loose as does Law, otherwise he never would have gotten himself in this postion in the first place.”

    Shut the fuck up, seriously….’never wouldve gotten himself in this position”. Ah, I got it-so every mother, who ends up pregnant outside of wedlock and decides to have the kid, even after her and said stuntcock are seperated, has a screw loose? And every guy that knocks a girl up falls in the same boat? Get the fuck over yourself. Jesus. I know plenty of single moms who are great people, and plenty of single dads as well- just because they have a kid and arent still with the significant other doesnt make them any less of a person …. thats a fucking ignorant thing to say.

    I’m sure they had that talk ‘hey listen, I know we’re going to break up soon, at least according to my crystal bawlz- but I’d really like for you to bear my children….cool? Aight, lets get our fuck on.’

  24. Emma

    She is kinda hot, yet the pictures are still a little disturbing.
    @#72, -Javi- : How can you tell that she’s not British just by looking at the photos?

  25. Lisaa

    All of you people making comments on how pregnancy is gross or shouldnt be photographed and what not are just pathetic.. Calling this girl and other celebs on this site all kinds of bitches & whores and what have you like you know them personally lol.. get a life seriously.

  26. mamamiasweetpeaches

    wow the kids not even BORN yet and shes exploiting it. New low.

  27. sam

    [strike]striker[/strike]

  28. sam

    [strike]striker[ /strike]

  29. x

    The beaches are lovely in Pensacola, except for those damn arm-eating sharks.

  30. That is good,It is great post for me,thanks for ever

  31. All you people commenting on how the pregnancy or gross shouldn’t be photographed and what not .. The site is just pathetic and all kinds of whores and bitches like you but you know them personally calling the girl and other celebs .. lol get a life seriously.

  32. mbt

    The article is very attractive, I like this article?

Leave A Comment