Turns out Samantha Burke, the woman carrying Jude Law’s baby, has been documenting her pregnancy on her Photobucket page. And by documenting I mean taking sexy pictures of herself in her underwear that makes me realize I really need to get a medical license. Or something more convincing than a picture of me hitting a pinata with a stethoscope.
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Eva | August 9, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Ew.
Eva | August 9, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Ew.
JuJasa | August 9, 2009 at 2:36 pm
she is hot!
karen | August 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm
oh my god she used to be hot !
Adrienne | August 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm
What the FUCK? Why would anyone do that, that’s disgusting.
I hate pregnant people.
Mama Pinkus | August 9, 2009 at 2:38 pm
sad, the amount of attention this gal seems to need
Sushi | August 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm
She is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you Jude Law!!!!!!!!!!!!
bastard!!!
Kelley | August 9, 2009 at 2:56 pm
WTF ?? Jude Law should have been more careful with birth control … the amount of child support she will receive makes me sick. Shameless slut, she, and he, too.
bebop | August 9, 2009 at 2:58 pm
wow, talk about sucking in your gut
pirhan | August 9, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I thought there was an age restriction on emo cam-whore Myspace pictures?
@ #5, I don’t think you need to worry about being politically correct, “women” would suffice.
frank | August 9, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Attention-Whore.
Darken | August 9, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Nothing better demonstrates your future parenting skills like smoking during your pregnancy.
Rhialto | August 9, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Why is she posted here?!
Mimina | August 9, 2009 at 3:32 pm
oh god, white trash! Tracky and trashy!
sam | August 9, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I wonder how often she knocks her beauty products into the toilet.
Funderpants.com | August 9, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Funderpants!
ishi-san | August 9, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Some of those pics are not so much a documentation of pregnancy but rather of a night on coke!
Cletus | August 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Okay, you know what? I live in Pensacola, and I am so glad that Samantha Burke FINALLY got Pensacola into the news without it having anything to do with death and/or murder. Seriously, we got sharks eating kids’ arms off and doctors getting shot and fuckers offing parents of handicapped kids… all we in Pensacola ever get is BAD FUCKING PRESS. So thank you, Samantha Burke, and thank you Samantha Burke’s Vagina, for fucking Jude Law and getting knocked up and showing the world that not only do we got some seriously fucked up murderers around here, but ALSO we got a Hooters and girls who will put it on you RIGHT.
And our beaches are lovely.
yuki | August 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm
wow jude at least buy her a few more bras.
Marie | August 9, 2009 at 4:46 pm
It’s pretty sad to see a pregnant woman taking pictures of herself in her bathroom because there’s no one else there to take them. Pregnancy should not be spent alone… :-(
Marie | August 9, 2009 at 4:46 pm
It’s pretty sad to see a pregnant woman taking pictures of herself in her bathroom because there’s no one else there to take them. Pregnancy should not be spent alone… :-(
Marie | August 9, 2009 at 4:46 pm
It’s pretty sad to see a pregnant woman taking pictures of herself in her bathroom because there’s no one else there to take them. Pregnancy should not be spent alone… :-(
The Bisexual | August 9, 2009 at 4:47 pm
At 18…wow. If this chick is good press for where you live I feel bad for you.
And I don’t see what the big freaking deal is with her. She’s average looking, at that. Otherwise she just seems cheap.
Cletus | August 9, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Okay, I am from Pensacola, and all I can say is THANK YOU to Samantha Burke and her vagina for getting Pensacola into the news… and this time it doesn’t even have anything to do with murder or maiming. For real, all we get down here is BAD FUCKING PRESS- at least now the world knows that sure, you may get your arm eaten off by a shark or possibly get murdered in any one of several popular ways down here, but ALSO we got a Hooters and girls who will fuck you RIGHT.
Cletus | August 9, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Er… sorry for the double post.
xanadujulie | August 9, 2009 at 4:56 pm
wow smoking while pregnant. now that says class.
Steph CL | August 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Is she holding a cigarette in the 6th photo??
Camran | August 9, 2009 at 5:59 pm
What a SLUT!!!
Why don’t women have self respect or dignity anymore?
For God’s sake you’re about to be a mother, so start acting like one!
2inpink1instink | August 9, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I would be her baby’s daddy
ROUGH Daddy | August 9, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I heard the guy that hit the nyc mega million celebrate the same way…i just came from his myspace page….
hollywood_hillbilly | August 9, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Douchie, you coming on a dude is not news.
ROUGH Daddy | August 9, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Look whos been waiting for me? Hey Backwood Bitch?
Can you tell me how long youve been lurking behind your monitor and stewing in your own foul stench, dissecting my every post so you can inject your query rants into it?
ROUGH Daddy | August 9, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Oh and add another E to query for me, make yourself useful BWB…
Donkey Dongey Dong | August 9, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Ugh…keep it in your pants Jude!
mensa | August 9, 2009 at 7:52 pm
when did the Superficial Writer start blogging on the weekends? i have to start tuning in more often.
jlylec | August 9, 2009 at 8:42 pm
jude’s so cool
Bosco | August 9, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Too bad she didn’t document the conception…………
JN | August 9, 2009 at 10:12 pm
This babe is hot!! I can see why all the skin and bone loving gay boys are put off.
clpierced | August 9, 2009 at 10:54 pm
i am a girl and can admit yes she is pretty. she had a nice bod, but i love the classyness of pic #6 of her pulling on the blinds. seriously its like really hot. she is mighty creative. ill take note..new facebook pic for me? hells yes. and yes i am a fan of your bra, sexy thingg
kineticanne | August 9, 2009 at 11:01 pm
elizabeth hurley 2?
Fas(c)hionista | August 9, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Skank. Chlamydia-coated baby in 3…2…1.
Will | August 10, 2009 at 12:18 am
#7 is Jude Law baby mama.
#22 you are right pregnancy should not be spent alone but women should not open their legs to any man because they want to trap them. We can all see Jude Law use this heifer for sex and nothing more. Now he will not go near her. He will not go near her again because women like her are a dime a dozen.
Ben | August 10, 2009 at 12:25 am
Jude was slumming real bad when he pick this one up.
RichPort's Very Very Very Gay Ghost's Schlong | August 10, 2009 at 12:56 am
I am a pole-smokin’ butt-sex-lovin’ ass clown. That is all.
Ryan the Canadian | August 10, 2009 at 2:36 am
That climax is going to co$t him. One look at her digs tells me she’s going to bail Pensacola when the cheques start rollin’. Back to bad press for you motherfuckers…..then again, I live in Canada and all we do here is eat whale blubber and throw spears at women to fuck them.
Chris | August 10, 2009 at 2:37 am
What a stupid chick. Still trying to get her 15 minutes of fame.
Sickitten | August 10, 2009 at 2:41 am
What a desperate fuck! Some start early…
Sassy | August 10, 2009 at 3:18 am
FUCKING GOLD DIGGING DIRTY SLUT!!
She doesn’t like the fact that she’s pregnant and will have a baby soon- the cunt just wants the millions….poor fucking kid.
Slut’s like these are like rabid, disease ridden alley dogs, they need to be put down. Couldn’t earn her own living so she screws some rich cunt over….don’t see her opening her fat legs for some nobody….I hope you die you WHORE.
Sam | August 10, 2009 at 4:15 am
Oh, she definitely knew what she was doing. A classic case of an opportunist gold digger, whose “modeling career” wasn’t taking flight, so she went and got herself knocked up by a horny rich guy. She and her baby’s life’s set, well congratulations. Her family’s attitude confirms it: they said something along the lines of “we’ve contacted our lawyers to make sure she and the baby are financially taken care of for the rest of their lives”.
stu | August 10, 2009 at 4:22 am
regardless of wether or not she had sex with him to pry some money out of him. that girl is smoking hot those he think otherwise are clearly blind espcially the ones saying she is fat! lmfao