Jude Law assaults female pap

July 23rd, 2009 // 112 Comments

These are shots of Jude Law assaulting a female photographer on the way to his car while leaving the Automat Bar in London last night. Scope out the pics then get a load of the bullshit Jude’s publicist passed along to The Sun:

“This is all nonsense. Last night’s incident was an accident. Jude was blinded by the camera flashes when he left the restaurant, raised his hand to shield himself and inadvertently struck somebody standing very close. He apologised and left. Pictures of this sort can often be misleading.”

Yeah, it’s always misleading to see a man walk up to a woman and smack her in the back of the head. I mean, after closer inspection, it’s obvious he meant to hand her a bouquet of flowers then compliment her hair. See how he has to touch it with his fist? That means he likes it.

Photos: Splash News
superficial

  1. Mr Hobbes

    Looking at the pictures, their story seems legitimate

  2. miau

    is it me or does he look like the devil himself in the last pics?…

    what a f*cking bastard anyway…

    miau

  3. random celeb

    The paparazzi needs to be beat upside the head.

  4. Wookie

    Too bad wasn’t Gwenyth…

  5. Kathleen

    Who cares? The paparazzi deserve it.

  6. Danklin

    Not in favor of hitting women but she took one for the team. All the paps deserve to have their asses handed to them.

  7. Bob Smith

    I’d wipe the smirk off this pansey asses face with a backhand of my own.

  8. nobody wants that shit right in their face. you want that lame job that’s the shit you gotta deal with for being an annoying stalker

  9. tom

    That pap got what she deserved. I’m no fan of jude law, but now i think i like him.

  10. Adrienne

    pic #2 – LOLOLOLOLOL

  11. Adrienne

    moooooove bitch get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way…

  12. Briana

    Decide to be a stupid asshole stalker ~ Get Hit. It’s pretty simple. Besides no real woman would be a paparazzi anyway -so she can just take it like a man ~

  13. herm

    Yeah that’s right, get the fuck out of my way woman, and go make me a sammich!

  14. When a pack of dogs is trying to bite you and you slap the closest one it’s a good move.

    I don’t see the difference here.

    HITTING people is always bad. A love tap like that seems like a reasonable way to say “Whoa, back out of my personal space.”

  15. eltopo

    TAG, YOU’RE IT.

  16. andy

    It actually does look like he could be trying to shield his eyes

  17. Sunny

    What the hell is your problem? There’s a guy with a camera standing face to face right in front of him, the photos support the story completely.

  18. Sunny

    What the hell is your problem? There’s a guy with a camera standing face to face right in front of him, the photos support the story completely.

  19. DrainBamaged

    Good for him.

  20. Sonny

    Scratch that, 3 guys.

  21. miaou

    I love how Paparazzi get all insulted when people get in THEIR face for once. Give me a break. I’m so glad I’m not famous because I probably would have done a lot worse..

  22. Harold

    He was trying to save her camera from breaking. They haven’t made a camera, yet, which can handle his level of handsomeness. And, I’m straight!

    Jude Law: Bloody hell, miss, you almost destroyed your expensive camera.

    Paparazzi: I am not worthy! Will you sleep with me?

    JL: Sure, I’ve got 30 secs on my calendar for a quick shag, but then I’ve got some supermodels to get to.

    Win.

  23. lol “Alfie” is a toughy with the broads, no surprise there…

  24. looks believable. even if he DID smack her in the head…paparazzi are to be guided out of the wound slowly by burning their bodies so that they won’t leave their mouthparts inside the host.

    TL;DR: The paparazzi are all douchebags anyway, kudos for the smack attack.

  25. The Truth

    Pretty much agree with what everyone else here has said: paps deserve a smacking or worse.

    Whoever’s writing for this site has to get their head out of their ass and realize no one feels sorry for anyone who feels justified in stalking and invading the privacy of others.

    He actually looks like he might be shielding his face in the photo too. Though I’m hoping he really meant to hit her.

  26. Annie Loves Anal

    Duck hunt! Yay!

  27. Wilko

    Try bringing a big ol’ camera out and taking some average joe’s picture while he’s leaving a bar and see how many times you get smacked.

  28. stickykeys

    Doesn’t this seem sexist? If he smacked a male photog upside the head, would it be newsworthy?

  29. Lolocaust

    The pity you’re readily throwing out to this stalker bitch is pathetic, Fish.

    Even if he DID hit her on purpose – which, from these pictures, looks very unlikely -she deserves a lot worse than that. These fucking swine want to follow people around and swarm them to try and get a picture to sell for a quick buck? They fucking deserve whatever they get. Here’s to hoping that next time he sees a group of them, he swerves his car into the mess of flashes and kills every one of them.

    Whether this was an accident or a ‘get the fuck out of my way’, I commend him.

  30. I dont see anything wrong with this and I personally dont believe that papz should be allowed to sue should they get hit for getting up close into someones face or business, whether they are a celebrity or not. It’s like someone taking a stick and poking it at a lion, it only takes so long till you piss the lion off and he eats you alive while youre screaming how its not fair.

  31. slap my bitch

    I don’t give a crap about Jude Law but even less than him are scuzzy paps. I hope he punched the bitch on purpose. I frankly would have love to see him go back for the kill and kick her in the cunt.

    I don’t know if he did it on pupose or if it was an accident but looking through pic # 1 – 4 it sure does appear to me that he pimp slapped the ho on purpose.

    He seems very angry in the photos with that hint of “that’s right bitch!”

  32. Sinamon

    it’s obvious he didn’t hit her on purpose. in the second pic, he still has his arm up in the same position, which is not what you do after you strike someone. i love how she’s trying to look like she’s all disoriented and dizzy….i am sure she’ll claim he gave her a concussion. am not a huge fan of jude law but objectively, he didn’t intentionally hit this woman.

  33. Mama Pinkus

    not a huge Jude Law fan but I do believe he did not intentionally slug this gal, no matter how fucking annoying she was

  34. Ryan the Canadian

    It is a love tap. We wants to make her his Nanny.

  35. Delicious Irony

    Paps are scum of the earth and deserve any beatings they get. Think of how much better the world would be if you could round up every pap and drop them into an active volcano.

  36. Tom K

    I don’t know why everyone gets mad at the paparazzi. If you are getting paid millions to act or sing it comes with the profession. It’s the price you pay, let them take your picture and ignore them and not answer questions like most celebrities do. You don’t have to back hand a bitch across the back of the head to get your point across. lol Accident, yeah right, good cover.

  37. Sinamon

    it’s obvious he didn’t hit her on purpose. in the second pic, he still has his arm up in the same position, which is not what you do after you strike someone. i love how she’s trying to look like she’s all disoriented and dizzy….i am sure she’ll claim he gave her a concussion. am not a huge fan of jude law but objectively, he didn’t intentionally hit this woman.

  38. Chuck Norris

    ….is that a Karate chop in the first picture? aaaawwwwwesome! I think he totally chi-pwn’d that dirty bitch. They call it working girl for a reason lady, hit the street corner or take off your shoes and get back in the kitchen! Jesus, bitches are light on the Moo Duk Kwon skills these days….

  39. Crabby Old Guy

    So, because it was a female pap – does that make this a “pap smear”?

    Her OB/GYN is gonna be pissed – that’s an office visit charge that won’t be billed this month!

  40. Wyatt

    Pathetic scum like paparazzi deserve no better. She’s lucky Jude Law doesn’t file a harassment suit against her. What worthless human beings.

  41. jt

    big tough guy smacking a woman. what an ass.

  42. Rob

    Why is she bald?

  43. Jude Law

    “I’m Rick James, bitch!!”

  44. jasmine

    This looks like he is shielding himself, looks legit.

  45. kari

    I freaking hate papparazzi. They spend all their time trying to ruin people’s lives, and then complain the second someone doesn’t respect them. That chick deserved it!!

  46. kari

    I freaking hate papparazzi. They spend all their time trying to ruin people’s lives, and then complain the second someone doesn’t respect them. That chick deserved it!!

  47. Jackie

    she deserved it.

  48. Lissa

    You gotta love the Paps trying to make up a bs story for some cash. These people need to get a life.

    Let’s replay:

    Pic 1-Jude tries to stop the cameraman behind the woman from taking his pic.
    He may have bumped the woman.

    Pic 2-disheveled and blinded by all the flashing, he has realized what has happened and obviously apologized.

    Pic 5 & 6-He now ALLOWS-with no blocking of pics or his face-the same woman that he supposedly abused-who looks perfectly fine by the way-take pics of him because he obviously felt bad for accidentally hitting her.

    All in All, the paps seem to forget that pictures don’t lie. What a bunch of scum bags.

  49. Natalie

    Don’t bit the hand that feeds you. With the millions he makes every year, he can deal with the paparazzi.

  50. nun

    good job.

    the bitch deserved it.

Leave A Comment