Jude Law assaults female pap
These are shots of Jude Law assaulting a female photographer on the way to his car while leaving the Automat Bar in London last night. Scope out the pics then get a load of the bullshit Jude’s publicist passed along to The Sun:
“This is all nonsense. Last night’s incident was an accident. Jude was blinded by the camera flashes when he left the restaurant, raised his hand to shield himself and inadvertently struck somebody standing very close. He apologised and left. Pictures of this sort can often be misleading.”
Yeah, it’s always misleading to see a man walk up to a woman and smack her in the back of the head. I mean, after closer inspection, it’s obvious he meant to hand her a bouquet of flowers then compliment her hair. See how he has to touch it with his fist? That means he likes it.