Jude Law and Sienna Miller call it quits

November 13th, 2006 // 93 Comments

I thought this already happened like six months ago, but Jude Law and Sienna Miller are officially splitting for good. A friend close to Jude says:

“It’s a mutual decision. They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed.”

Either the time machine I built in my basement has finally started working or these clowns are so out of things to do they’ve started repeating themselves. I’m leaning towards the latter, but the caveman I saw going through my garbage makes me wonder.


  1. danielle

    #49. “Don’t make dust off my clothes and roll up my sleeves”?

    Cleary not me. Nice try. Go back to preschool and learn how to write coherent sentences. Until then, stop impersonating someone who is higly superior to your skank ass.


  2. no one you know

    @47…Now THAT’S witty commentary. Superfish, take notes.

  3. PapaHotNuts

    @50- I haven’t needed soap for my hot nuts since I pulled your mom off the welfare line to begin her new job of “professional testicle licker.” She’s great, and the fact she can wash dishes and do laundry makes her a triple threat. Take three fingers, jam them in your mouth, them mumble the words, “Is that all, Boss?” and you will have a perfect impression of your mother while she’s at work.

  4. danielle

    Stand back people. I am TROLL MAN. I’ll handle this.
    danielle is my alter ego. She doesn’t know when to quit. You have to give her a good swift kick in the cunt to get her to SHUT THE FUCK UP. She understands nothing else.
    Be gone danielle. Never return.

  5. Didn’t they already do that?

  6. danielle

    You would find that witty. Why am I not surprised. Hmmm.

    #54. Ok. Enough with the cheap jokes. You obviously pll thesee pathetic rants out of your ass for a living.

    My mother wouldn’t touch you with an 80 foot pole. Scratch that. She wouldn’t touch your ass period.

    Take three dicks, jam them in your ass…and you basically can go home.

    Your job as a “professional escort for a day” would be done.

  7. danielle

    #55. I’ll go when you do. That’ll be..never.

  8. PrettyBaby

    #46 Alright danielle, I’ll try to never utter your name again, k? I don’t get why you can’t just have fun and shoot the shit. You freak out ALL the time, that is why you get shit all the time. Try to chill and be cool, for God’s sakes.

    But ugly, oh no Darlin. Anytime, your ready to compare the goods, let me know.

  9. jrzmommy

    **sniffs air** I smell Sasquatch.

  10. RichPort

    There’s suddenly this horrible stench in this thread… someone invoked a walking piece of shit that likes to use my own lines against me! I’m calling my wife… I need a hug…

  11. jrzmommy

    Troll Man–I just laughed out loud at that. Hee heee hee!!!

  12. danielle

    Well then, close your legs. That simple.

    #59. That’s too bad that you’re ugly. Best wishes for surgery in the future.

  13. danielle


  14. jrzmommy

    Fee Fie Fo Fum……

  15. ponk

    heh. danielle thinks she’s witty.

  16. RichPort

    Something tells me someone’s gonna pour Colt 45 and broken dreams all over this thread any minute now. And then they’ll respond with:

    BitchPOORt – go drink some, colt fourtyfive and pour your broken . dreams all of this this thread. ill be waiting for it anyminute now.

  17. Pagan Queen

    65 – funny, I could have sworn I heard ‘dee dee dee’ right after that!

  18. danielle

    Too lame for my taste.

  19. danielle

    That’s 70 and counting.

  20. ElatedPornStar

    Getting back to the topic AT HAND:

    I call dibs on Sienna Miller!

    Oh my, what a series of Unfortunate Events!

  21. Pagan Queen

    71 – I dunno – she looks like she has a bucktooth problem…could be painful!

  22. mutterhals

    Now if I only gave a fuck…

  23. She’s cute enough – and I doubt that Jude actually put much of a “dent” in it – and at least her body is in good shape – not like T Reid – and these crazy mixed up boobs…… http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

  24. jrzmommy

    Hey, Rich, you forgot, I feel sorry for you.

  25. RichPort

    Jrz – and my whore craked out mother? I’m actually enjoying watching everyone else kick our dead horse.

    Oh yeah, Sienna and Jude would look better if you carefully shaved them both and switched their hairstyles. Or maybe not, but they couldn’t look worse.

  26. frenchtoaststix

    Jesus H. Rollerblading Christ. I thought this happened already…do they issue press releases when they take a dump, too?

  27. PrettyBaby

    Yeah, they suck, that is all you can say. And they are so horribly boring.

    But I like the idea of shaving them and switching hair. I would like to try shaving the head of……

    Oh, never mind.

  28. sexybitch

    I’m willing to bet neither one broke off with the other by texting them.
    Because that’s how classy people do it now.

  29. jrzmommy

    Bucky Miller.

  30. ElatedPornStar

    That would be an unfortunate event now would it?

    Gruesome….I can imagine those choppers tearing away at the skin as we speak.

    Thank you Pagan, you saved this penis a trip to the emergency room! :)

  31. sexybitch

    #81 Yeah, avoid those ER penis stretchers.

  32. danielle

    Troll Man here ***
    That’s 83 and counting

  33. Pagan Queen

    Anything for my favorite star :)

  34. here

    Apparently Meredith Baxter-Birney’s time machine is a success.

  35. justme

    Sienna is only known for being the chick that Jude cheated on..

  36. Xopher.tm

    Pittsburgh Strikes Back.

    She’s now “That minor actress formerly involved with Jude Whatsisname.”

  37. Stuey75

    does anyone really care about these two? if people were cars, these two would be Kias.

  38. thunderkat69

    Lewd Jaw and Iemma Sinner need to hop the express train for obscurityville

  39. Crow

    I’ll take her

  40. BigJim

    @37. No. In your case, I’m pretty sure it rhymes with “enormous sloppy cunt.”

  41. anna

    jude law is a hottie!!!!!!!!

  42. herbiefrog

    oooh we know… we know… ask us… ask uss…

    > 37. Posted by PapaHotNuts on November 13, 2006 11:25 AM
    > @34- It rhymes with “fuge lucking gick.”
    oh no sorry its just that bloke who has
    an overimportant view
    of his self worth

    didn’t you leave to start
    your own web site ?

    so why are you still here ?

    oh i see… lol lol lol

    lets hear it for the saddo : ))

    by the way “big” jim

    do let us know how that turns out for you : ))

  43. yeah, i guess jude’s pretty good at bluffing – ‘really baby, i was just checking the maid’s oil!’

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