I thought this already happened like six months ago, but Jude Law and Sienna Miller are officially splitting for good. A friend close to Jude says:
“It’s a mutual decision. They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed.”
Either the time machine I built in my basement has finally started working or these clowns are so out of things to do they’ve started repeating themselves. I’m leaning towards the latter, but the caveman I saw going through my garbage makes me wonder.