I thought this already happened like six months ago, but Jude Law and Sienna Miller are officially splitting for good. A friend close to Jude says:
“It’s a mutual decision. They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed.”
Either the time machine I built in my basement has finally started working or these clowns are so out of things to do they’ve started repeating themselves. I’m leaning towards the latter, but the caveman I saw going through my garbage makes me wonder.
mrs.t | November 13, 2006 at 9:44 am
With his tiny penis, and now impending male-pattern baldness, he should not be surprised.
seyoboy | November 13, 2006 at 9:44 am
i agree with comment before hehe tiny pennis
http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/
jazzdrummer420 | November 13, 2006 at 9:45 am
No wonder she said monogamy is overrated and were all just animals, she was looking for the wonder penis all along
enfilade | November 13, 2006 at 9:46 am
Gee, I wonder if they will get back together.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
no one you know | November 13, 2006 at 9:48 am
Hardly shocking…you can only trade the same, boring STD’s back and forth for so long before you begin to crave something new. I heard Jude is after Paris Hilton since the split, since he hasn’t contratced HIV yet. Collect the set!
mrs.t | November 13, 2006 at 9:49 am
Did anyone see those ‘age projection’ pics of him, where he’s totally bald? Yul Brenner minus the sex-appeal. Giant egghead.
He always looks like he could become violent to me. Like a really mean drunk. Sienna looks like she just gets bitchier by the second. Do they have sororities in England?
Binky | November 13, 2006 at 9:49 am
My sources tell me Jude’s promotion contract with Pittsburgh Tourism was causing tension in the relationship.
jrzmommy | November 13, 2006 at 9:51 am
what a shame. Could someone pass me the bottle of I Could Care Fucking Less, please?
Mojo | November 13, 2006 at 9:55 am
20 says she’s with tommy lee in a week.big american penis> tiny english penis.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
Spindoc | November 13, 2006 at 9:57 am
Who?
CelebSlam.com | November 13, 2006 at 9:58 am
I’m sure this has nothing to do with Jude’s small penis
http://www.celebslam.com
PrettyBaby | November 13, 2006 at 10:08 am
These two are so fucking boring. She is marginally cute but a 10 on the irritating scale. And HE is a fucking idiot. I get soooo tired of some of my galpals simpering over *Jude Law* He is not hot at all. No way. No how.
RichPort | November 13, 2006 at 10:09 am
Jrz – You can have the rest of mine. I had my fill after one fucking swig. When two ugly people break up, they’re just doing the rest of us the service of not having to watch any of their PDAs.
PrettyBaby | November 13, 2006 at 10:10 am
Yes, she needs to get a more interesting, more scummy man like possibly Tommy Lee (yep #9)
miss_anthropic | November 13, 2006 at 10:14 am
yawwwwnnnnn.
Triumph Insult Dog | November 13, 2006 at 10:15 am
YYYYAAAAAAAWWWWWNNN!… I’m so sleepy for some reason. Must be a slow news day or something…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
Ed Bambrick | November 13, 2006 at 10:20 am
“They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed.”
(Referring to their fucking careers, probably.)
slantingthroughdarkness | November 13, 2006 at 10:33 am
Sienna Miller is a buck-toothed slag.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Brain Embolism | November 13, 2006 at 10:35 am
He looks like a fossil !!
Italian Stallion | November 13, 2006 at 10:38 am
I can’t believe it took her this long to realize that he likes men, you know, like that Tom Cruise dude………….
ponk | November 13, 2006 at 10:38 am
some people will do anything to stir up a little publicity, divorce is all the rage this year. Watch for Sienna to attempt to buy a black child, and for Jude to hook up with Hohan.
sexybitch | November 13, 2006 at 10:43 am
The only person who’s interested is the nanny.
biatcho | November 13, 2006 at 10:44 am
Besides making fun of people that live in unfortunate areas of the country, this is the only way this bitch can keep her name in the press. It certainly isn’t for her acting skills.
pinky_nip | November 13, 2006 at 10:45 am
Small penises are nice when you want to retain your virginity.
NipsyHustle | November 13, 2006 at 10:46 am
balding or not, he doesn’t have to keep denting her poon anymore. she’s probably deep enough to accommodate a sectional sofa at this point. she’s beyond tired and worn out. he can do so much better than this talentless twit.
UncleSam | November 13, 2006 at 10:46 am
Hey! Cavenmen are part of our daily lives now you know. Haven’t you seen the Geico commercials? He was probably a garbage man.
mullinitover | November 13, 2006 at 11:09 am
I hope they realize they won’t get nearly the coverage that Brit and K-Fed are getting.
http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com
PrettyBaby | November 13, 2006 at 11:10 am
#27 Wow! As danielle always stupidly writes: “chirp, chirp”.
Although I wrote about myself on the Pam thread today so maybe I suck too. But mine was a lot shorter and about my sex life, so hopefully I’ll be forgiven.
RichPort | November 13, 2006 at 11:11 am
What 20 year old signs off with toodles? What the fuck does that even mean?
jrzmommy | November 13, 2006 at 11:12 am
There’s an herbal treatment for people suffering from the disorder R&R has….it’s called Hemlock/Death Therapy….100% effective in curing assholes.
Spindoc | November 13, 2006 at 11:18 am
That has to be a fake Post, somebody that stupid would forget how to breath and choke to death.
HolisticWisdomcom | November 13, 2006 at 11:22 am
My God! I just did not see this coming!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
danielle | November 13, 2006 at 11:23 am
#29. Keep my name out your mouth.
Thanks.
PapaHotNuts | November 13, 2006 at 11:24 am
@34- I have something to keep in your mouth.
Pagan Queen | November 13, 2006 at 11:25 am
OMG – who dropped all the names in here? I keep tripping over them and ewwwwww, I have PeeWee Herman on the bottom of my shoe!
JRZ – hey sweetie, I am thinking we need to hand out some of that Hemlock/Death Therapy.
biatcho – yow, making more friends? LOL
PapaHotNuts | November 13, 2006 at 11:25 am
@34- It rhymes with “fuge lucking gick.”
Pagan Queen | November 13, 2006 at 11:26 am
lol Papa – always trying to help the needy. You are a humanitarian!
RichPort | November 13, 2006 at 11:29 am
#37 – HA!!! You may want to bring your own tetanus shot.
Pagan Queen | November 13, 2006 at 11:33 am
and rabies, and dystemper, and hoof and mouth disease, and….hell – just grab a vet vaccine manual!
danielle | November 13, 2006 at 11:34 am
#35&37. That’s sweet. I’ll go grab some tweezers.
#39. (wind)
Stasmi | November 13, 2006 at 11:35 am
I have never been able to forgive Jude for being in the movie “A.I.” which was, and shall always be, the biggest piece of cinematic crap ever created. He was the creepy and gross “Gigalo Bot” and I have held it against him ever since. I don’t think he’s attractive at ALL and if he weren’t famous, he would be the guy at the bar that girls would be avoiding at all costs.
RichPort | November 13, 2006 at 11:36 am
Thanks Papa… it’s passing wind again…
danielle | November 13, 2006 at 11:42 am
Bitchsnort- Phlegm ( look it up in a dictionary and there should be a picture of you there)
You can’t get rid of it. It just keeps coming back for more, even though no one ever seems to address it.
Curl up and die already. Please.
jrzmommy | November 13, 2006 at 11:45 am
There’s a hair salon in Texas called Curl Up & Dye….who was telling us that? Hmm….anyhow, why is she here?
danielle | November 13, 2006 at 11:55 am
I was about to ask you the same question honey.
BTW- I came on here to address UglyBetty….I mean PrettyBaby.
All of a sudden I have BillyBob and the Gang up my ass for some reason.
Haven’t been on here in days sweetie….Yet still there are retards on here spewing my name out of context, you being one of them.
So ask not “why am I here”. Ask “why do YOU care”.
Dumbass.
PapaHotNuts | November 13, 2006 at 11:57 am
@41- You don’t have tweezers. That would imply you groomed yourself, and we all know you are as dirty as a 10 cent whore, except you are worth a nickel less. You were born out the crack of a donkey’s ass and I hate your family for knowing you.
Pagan Queen | November 13, 2006 at 12:02 pm
JRZ – yeah, it is next to the cleaners with the big sign that says “Drop your pants and jacket off”
danielle | November 13, 2006 at 12:03 pm
danielle is such a pretty name for a bitch. Haven’t we talked about what happens when you start acting all high and mighty? Don’t make dust off my old clothes and roll up my sleeves.
You make nice with your playmates. I don’t want to have to come back here.
danielle | November 13, 2006 at 12:05 pm
#47. Actually, dumbass, since when do you need to own a pair a tweezers to be qualified as being “groomed”? The only use that I have for tweezers are either getting a splinter out or …getting a splinter out.
If you’re implying that I need them for some other “grooming” purposes do tell me.
FYI- For someone who calls themself “PapaHotNuts”…you really shouldn’t be giving ME hygenic advice.
You should try and focus more on the fact that you have “hot nuts”. I bet that region of your hairy body hasn’t been explored with soap in say…months? years? decades? You’re disgusting.
What’s that you say? You were born out of your mother’s ass? That’s interesting.
That explains the stench.
Pagan Queen | November 13, 2006 at 12:06 pm
hmmmmm sounds like someone wants to play the new game by the makers of “Whack-a-mole” it is called “Slap-a-ho”