Here’s Joss Stone at Coachella wearing a skirt that might be just a tad too short for someone performing on an elevated stage. Just a tad. You know, when I post pics like these, I think about the spaceship that crashed here on Earth carrying me as an infant and wonder, “Am I truly inspiring humans to greatness?” And the answer is “Yes. Yes, I am.” Now who wants some space sex? Ladies?
Photos: Pacific Coast News, WENN































Darth | April 19, 2009 at 5:24 pm
@nd
Katie | April 19, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Good for her, no cellulite :)
patrickridyard@yahoo.com | April 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm
i will kiss one time in the ass o.k
Darth | April 19, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Hard to say what’s on photo 2 and 4.
Nero | April 19, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Look for the wet spot?
Jigga | April 19, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Joss Stone’s vag, as well, it appears.
CustomMonkey | April 19, 2009 at 6:26 pm
I was more interested in the camel toe in pic 2.
casualencounters.com/blog | April 19, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Who the hell is this no-talent porker and why is she gaying up the front page with her fat ass.
amanda | April 19, 2009 at 6:33 pm
time to buy a new razor blade for those armpits…
WP | April 19, 2009 at 7:00 pm
She’s cute in a natural way.
Minty | April 19, 2009 at 7:07 pm
@8 yaaaawn!
Darken | April 19, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Only a Miller High Life in the last pic would make this classier.
Fuck U | April 19, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Who the fuck is this cunt and why is she here?
The Laughing G-D | April 19, 2009 at 7:37 pm
People pay to watch Nascar, live, for the same reason they pay higher prices at concerts for front row seats. The chance to see an explosion.
pointandlaugh | April 19, 2009 at 7:44 pm
mmmmm I can smell her vag from here.
Ohnoyoudidn't | April 19, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Doesn’t this qualify as child pornography?
The One Who Knows | April 19, 2009 at 8:06 pm
With that face I’m waiting for her to OINK. BFD. Tina Turner danced and sang with no panties. You should have seen the jaws on that one. North Hollywood Ca 1970 at the Lazy X on Vanowen. And that bitch was hot in them der days !!! And still is going.
HankTheDwarf | April 19, 2009 at 8:10 pm
CAMEL TOE CAMEL TOE CAMEL TOE CAMEL TOE
Serious-LEE | April 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm
#15, So 22 year olds fall in the category of child pornography now? Man I am going to be going to jail for a long time soon then.
jim | April 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm
@16… hardly, she’s like 22 now. Foolish man.
Andy | April 19, 2009 at 9:13 pm
@10 right on the money she is smoking and aint all fake
tromba | April 19, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Simply edible!
L. | April 19, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Well, at least she’s wearing panties.
Pedobear | April 20, 2009 at 12:01 am
TOO OLD
She used to be hot around age 16
gerard Vandenberg | April 20, 2009 at 12:38 am
AMERICANS SIMPLY “INVITE” PEOPLE TO FUCK THEM, folks!!
jc | April 20, 2009 at 1:05 am
um, she’s not american? she’s a brit, I believe….
Kitty | April 20, 2009 at 4:45 am
@9 – Haha, I am not the only one who by-passed the panties and thought, “Damn, woman, get yourself a sharper blade!” I think we are the only women here–only a chick would notice something like that in the face of 1/10 inch of exposed, panty-clad vagina.
----------- | April 20, 2009 at 5:39 am
jeasus, she is fucking hideous! that face! and she’s a bit porky or think or something….
i prefer my women without loads of holes in their face as well….
mikeock | April 20, 2009 at 7:06 am
Hippie chicks always smell like a fish fry.
Amanda | April 20, 2009 at 7:15 am
She’s hot and she doesn’t shave her armpits. Totally seductive and sexy~ Love her.
mikeock | April 20, 2009 at 7:49 am
I like that last picture where she’s airing the taste of granola and balls off her tongue.
liz4sale | April 20, 2009 at 8:17 am
ive never really liked joss stone..she just rubs me the wrong way for some reason..maybe its that hideous nose ring. i mean shes not horribly ugly, altho i dont like those squinty little eyes.. maybe thats it. i duno.
Lindsay Lohan | April 20, 2009 at 8:26 am
I love her. Does anyone know if she’s single?
dude | April 20, 2009 at 9:28 am
splended way to kick off my new week:D LOVE the toe in pic 2 hehehe did i mention id hit that
FACE | April 20, 2009 at 9:33 am
Wow – what a piece of overrated white trash
Jimbo | April 20, 2009 at 9:47 am
It’d be much hotter if she didn’t have the I-just-ripped-one stinkface expression. It’s such a shame that a girl’s butthole has to be functional.
Parker | April 20, 2009 at 10:20 am
who is she and why would I want to buttfuck her?
brooke | April 20, 2009 at 10:45 am
pic #2 is clearly NSFW…thanks a lot fish.
gargoyle | April 20, 2009 at 11:16 am
Her “stuff” looks like it could be very unclean.
nasto | April 20, 2009 at 11:39 am
Pic #7 is THE Joss Stone style I hate.. the annoying “yeah, I can stick my tongue out, I’m so cute” pose..
the thing is | April 20, 2009 at 1:08 pm
@27- “bypassed her vag”
You lie, because you had to click on that pick to see her raised arm, and it’s the only picture with her arm raised that exposed her vagina.
Nice try, but you have once again proved that women like vaginas too, and that women don’t lie very well.
Erica | April 20, 2009 at 2:59 pm
She’s cute in a natural, fresh-faced way.
ME | April 21, 2009 at 6:23 am
Now this is what pimply face white boys like!!!
ME | April 21, 2009 at 6:25 am
Now this is what pimply face white boys like!!!
Look with your eyes | April 21, 2009 at 10:33 pm
I don’t see any panties here, just vag
Aurealous | April 22, 2009 at 3:39 am
I saw pussy!
Aurealous | April 22, 2009 at 3:39 am
I saw pussy!
boner | May 2, 2009 at 4:00 pm
looks like your mums vag