Joss Stone’s butt: Because why not?

Here’s Joss Stone at Coachella wearing a skirt that might be just a tad too short for someone performing on an elevated stage. Just a tad. You know, when I post pics like these, I think about the spaceship that crashed here on Earth carrying me as an infant and wonder, “Am I truly inspiring humans to greatness?” And the answer is “Yes. Yes, I am.” Now who wants some space sex? Ladies?