Joslyn James had a press conference, too

Despite the fact her entire family is coming out of the woodwork to say she’s a compulsive liar, Joslyn James and her attorney Gloria Allred held their own press conference today in response to Tiger’s televised apology, according to E! News:

“I would be open to a telephoned apology from Tiger but I really feel that I deserve to look at him in person, face to face, in the eyes because I did not deserve this,” the 32-year-old Top Heavy 4 star said.
James said the Woods statement felt fake.
“An apology, one that was meaningful and that meant something, and I didn’t hear none of that,” James said. “He’s so selfish; it’s not about anybody but him. It didn’t feel like it was real.
“Tiger pursued me over time and I fell in love with him and hold me he loved me,” she added, choking up.
While Allred repeatedly mentioned how much emotional distress Tiger caused her client, she said she was not planning to file a lawsuit against the sports icon.

Oh, wow, they’re not going to pursue a lawsuit based on the hurt feelings of a porn star caught fucking a married man? How gracious of them considering there’s no way they would’ve lost with that angle. I’m not even on a jury and I’m already sitting here trying to give her money. (Anyone know where you insert the dollar bills on this thing?)

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