Despite the fact her entire family is coming out of the woodwork to say she’s a compulsive liar, Joslyn James and her attorney Gloria Allred held their own press conference today in response to Tiger’s televised apology, according to E! News:
“I would be open to a telephoned apology from Tiger but I really feel that I deserve to look at him in person, face to face, in the eyes because I did not deserve this,” the 32-year-old Top Heavy 4 star said.
James said the Woods statement felt fake.
“An apology, one that was meaningful and that meant something, and I didn’t hear none of that,” James said. “He’s so selfish; it’s not about anybody but him. It didn’t feel like it was real.
“Tiger pursued me over time and I fell in love with him and hold me he loved me,” she added, choking up.
While Allred repeatedly mentioned how much emotional distress Tiger caused her client, she said she was not planning to file a lawsuit against the sports icon.
Oh, wow, they’re not going to pursue a lawsuit based on the hurt feelings of a porn star caught fucking a married man? How gracious of them considering there’s no way they would’ve lost with that angle. I’m not even on a jury and I’m already sitting here trying to give her money. (Anyone know where you insert the dollar bills on this thing?)
roxy | February 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm
OMG. Are you gonna post anything else but Tiger Woods or boobs????
Yeah Right | February 19, 2010 at 2:48 pm
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bitches
Brian | February 19, 2010 at 2:49 pm
This dumb whore wants an apology from tiger? Did she ever bother apologizing to the wife of the man she was fucking?
Cunting Whore!
Vanquish | February 19, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Wretched cunt. Worthless piece of shit.
Jaan Kanellis | February 19, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Cry me a river bitch
Ann | February 19, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Darcy is a fat girl’s name.
The Ick Factor | February 19, 2010 at 2:53 pm
I know porn stars usually look pretty beat when you get’em up close, but damn. Nice stretch marks (tits AND thighs) and nice mug. I hope you boys aren’t really paying to see this shit in action…Jenna “Ducktales” Jameson would actually be a step up.
Some Milf Hunter Dude | February 19, 2010 at 2:58 pm
lol no dude pays for porn anymore
Stating the Obvious | February 19, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Wait, porn stars have *feelings*?!?
Who knew?
Dr. | February 19, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Hell hath no fury…
And I’m only talking about the busted tits and stretch marks.
Jade | February 19, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Why would any man want tits with ripples from the implants in them. That is gross, she is gross and Tiger is straight up disgusting.
Get over yourself you hooker you knew he was married, you should be apologizing to Elin.
Ms Golddigger | February 19, 2010 at 3:19 pm
The only person who deserves an aplology is Tigers wife. What a stupid bitch.
muffins | February 19, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Why the hell should she get an apology???? She knew he was married and slept with him!! God…this is so ridiculous! The only one who deserves an apology is his wife. He doesn’t need to be calling or meeting with that bitch in person any more. Her lawyer is a retard!
misterfister | February 19, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Did she tell everyone that her box still smells like pickled cheetos?
De | February 19, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Oh Gosh, she looks disgusting. I mean, she really does. Her boobs, face and especially eyebrows are awful. She should visit some beauty salon or something..
Punchdrunkstupid | February 19, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Ugly whore, go back to doing what you do best, fucking for money.
Mooooooooooooooooo | February 19, 2010 at 3:29 pm
If Tiger was hitting that, he needs an eye exam badly.
Nick | February 19, 2010 at 3:29 pm
She’s a whore.. She gets paid to screw.. if that’s the case everybody loves her. Give me a break. If anything she should say sorry to HIS WIFE. It’s no secret he was married. Our legal system is a joke. These judges let this shit happen and lawyers just love it. Gloria Allred is the biggest media whore on the planet. Representing a whore.. a media whore.. both whores in one way or another.. What’s the point going on TV saying .. well he loved me.. blah blah.. no bitch he just wanted some vagina.. used up vagina.. but never the less vagina. These stupid women give real women a bad name.
beardedclam | February 19, 2010 at 3:37 pm
not planning to file a lawsuit. thats pretty funny.
sasha | February 19, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Nice stretch marks!
Valentina | February 19, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Ugh disgusting rolls at her back
Lissa | February 19, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Give me a break. Someone needs to tell her ambulance chasing lawyer that she should remind her client that she is a WHORE and knowingly slept with a married man, and she was the one who came out and told the world about it, causing her own distress. What a skank.
Rough break his silence: part deux | February 19, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Can somebody book this woman (Gloria Allred) @ the laugh factory already…
silverduece | February 19, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Hey Pumpkin Tits!
Put a cock back in your mouth and ZIP IT!
Fuckin’ bitches always trying to keep a nigger down!
Fati87 | February 19, 2010 at 4:14 pm
She is absolutely positively completely gross. I could just puke at the sight of those stretched-out dirty looking boobs.
Hey now... | February 19, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Pornstars are generally rather dumb. There’s a good chance that she really believed Tiger would leave Elin for her, and I’m sure he took advantage of that and played up his fake interest in her for sex (yes, gross stretchmarked and likely STD-ridden sex, but still sex that he apparently wanted). At least Elin is going to get something out of all this. This girl will never have anything but these 15 minutes filled with everyone mocking her and then she’ll disappear without a dime. It’s pretty sad, and I don’t think an apology is too much to ask for in the scheme of things.
Mike Nike | February 19, 2010 at 4:28 pm
What a fucking Whore!!!!!!!!!! You can actually see part of her anus pipe in the posted pictures. Looks like some serious nasty business. Yes we are sorry that Tiger won’t be busting up your anus pipe in the future. You probably deserve it. For being a Whore!!!!
inggg | February 19, 2010 at 4:44 pm
@26 it was another chick’s man. Any pain she feels is well-deserved … she should apologize to the wife if anything (I emphasize ‘if anything’).
She can’t play the victim in this, she went through the whole seduction charade willingly, she was conscious of what she was doping and what Tiger was doing the entire time.
Women like to pretend their pussies are made of gold and when they find out they’re not, their egos take a dive and they go apeshit in random ways. This broad is full of shit up to her neck. She’s mad she found out her pussy is as disposible to men as the next.
titsonsnack | February 19, 2010 at 4:45 pm
“fat rolls”? really? What about the tacky tattoos?
inggg | February 19, 2010 at 4:45 pm
@26 it was another chick’s man. Any pain she feels is well-deserved … she should apologize to the wife if anything (I emphasize ‘if anything’).
She can’t play the victim in this, she went through the whole seduction charade willingly, she was conscious of what she was doping and what Tiger was doing the entire time.
Women like to pretend their pussies are made of gold and when they find out they’re not, their egos take a dive and they go apeshit in random ways. This broad is full of shit up to her neck. She’s mad she found out her pussy is as disposible to men as the next.
whatever | February 19, 2010 at 4:46 pm
is this the woman who played sarah palin in the porno “nailin paylin”? if not, she’s still looks like sarah.
except really fucking gross. everything about this woman is disgusting. well, except her hair. she has pretty hair.
Richard Johnson | February 19, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Wait, porn stars can talk!!???
I must have missed that.
Cartman | February 19, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Gloria Allred is a bigger whore than this porno star.
What was the point of this bullshit press conference if not to try and shake some more money out of the Tiger tree? Filthy whore Allred should go back to chasing ambulances like any other self-respecting scumbag lawyer.
Covert Koala | February 19, 2010 at 4:58 pm
She put a spell on his half-asian mind w/ that gook-talk on her thigh.
Naked Chicks Rule | February 19, 2010 at 5:22 pm
@26
“Pornstars are generally rather dumb.”
Really? Gee, they look so smart & intelligent when their faces are covered in man goo, or surrounded by half naked guys w/ green wrist bands. I gots to readjust my thinking on this one…
Yuck | February 19, 2010 at 5:30 pm
I believe I see genital herpes scars and cover up in her crotch area. I work for a dermo.
That’s just proof of STD’s spreading…
you jizz | February 19, 2010 at 5:41 pm
just go to u jizz and search joslyn james.
tiger couldn’t love a stretched hole like that… silly whore dicks are for tricks.
sheila | February 19, 2010 at 5:57 pm
SERIOUSLY? So, Gloria Aldred wants everyone to take her serious and believe her as a reputable attorney but she takes on clients like these and holds press confrences like these? WTF!? How about the apology she owes Elin? Tiger apologized to the person her needed to, his family and wife..who the **** cares about this whore….
sheila | February 19, 2010 at 5:58 pm
SERIOUSLY? So, Gloria Aldred wants everyone to take her serious and believe her as a reputable attorney but she takes on clients like these and holds press confrences like these? WTF!? How about the apology she owes Elin? Tiger apologized to the person her needed to, his family and wife..who the **** cares about this whore….
Slice | February 19, 2010 at 6:03 pm
@26… are you kidding? She was sleeping with a married man and then went and blabbed about her alleged abortion and miscarriage to the press, no doubt to one up all the other disgusting skanks who are selling their stories to the highest bidder. Everyone knows the best way to deal with heartbreak and tragedy is to hire a high profile lawyer and run straight to the media, right? I can’t believe you’d insinuate that Elin is lucky to at least get money out of Tiger, while this girl will get nothing. Elin is his WIFE and the mother of his children. She’s more than entitled to get something out of this cheating bastard. This porn star is nothing more than a desperate whore trying to cash in on a nice woman’s pain. I HOPE she’s ridiculed for the duration or her undeserved 15 minutes and then fades away without a dime. I’m so sick of these sluts trying to play the victim card when they couldn’t possibly have cared less about the real victims: Tiger’s wife and children.
mika mcpornstar | February 19, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Hey guys wanna see one of joslyns films she fucks pretty good. just click my webiste name put the link in there and dont worry this ain no spam and i ain no homo robo either
Dr Ha-Ha | February 19, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Tiger is a man-whore who fucked numerous whores, only fitting a media whore should represent one of Tiger’s cast off whores.
whor-whor-whor
Kelley | February 19, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Jesus !! Those implants look painful, man …
Diggy | February 19, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Anybody else see the humor in the first minute and a half? “Today was not an apology… IT WAS A PUBLIC RELATIONS STUNT.” REALLY?! How is this NOT a public relations stunt? In my opinion, Gloria Allred is just as bad as the porn star because, she too, will do anything for money.
Rachell | February 19, 2010 at 6:55 pm
mmm strech marks. The hiddeous boobs did their job though, they took the attention off her face…I didn’t even look at it til I read some of the comments….ugh. NOT attractive.
Jim Shorts | February 19, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Allred’s the gallactic HO- sheesh, that woman’s shameless…
Ripper Owens | February 19, 2010 at 7:11 pm
With a head like that, she must be German.
She’s the type of chick I rip apart after a night of huge coke & alcohol binge.
Then I wake up the next day with a feeling of regret & suicide.
Ripper Owens | February 19, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Give me a break you pig!
This Bird headed bitch is doing this to probably promote an upcoming tell-all book.
Tap That | February 19, 2010 at 7:29 pm
I would still tap that so hard, especially when she is crying. The tears will be so sweet.
braunschweige | February 19, 2010 at 7:35 pm
@44
“In my opinion, Gloria Allred is just as bad as the porn star because, she too, will do anything for money.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love.