Josie Canseco Is Your New Ireland Baldwin

July 24th, 2013 // 84 Comments

Today we are all Fat Bald Guy In An Ed Hardy Bathing Suit Sticking His Tongue Out.

Here’s Jose Canseco‘s 16-year-old daughter Josie Canseco in Miami yesterday because Ireland Baldwin‘s in New York with her dad so just assume the shots of Slater Trout banging her in a bikini will be kept to a minimum. Plus she’s getting kind of old and the Internet Gods demand fresh meat. *bites giant turkey leg, eats bushel of grapes* PREPARE THE SACRIFICE. *fights off Chris Hansen with a swordfish*

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Her Instagram and Vine accounts have spelled out future-crazy for quite awhile

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    Pickle Nose
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a young Lenardo DiCaprio. Think “A Boy’s Life” or “Growing Pains”. I just blew your mind.

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    Pickle Nose
    Commented on this photo:

    Up until this picture, I was out. Now I’m 100% in.

  4. Jose Canseco’s daughter is name Josie. Her name is Josie.

  5. Pugiron

    8 front, 6 back

  6. enough with the soft core kiddie porn. At least put a NSFW tag up for the pedophile pics. FFS.

    • no shit. Making fun of moronic celeb kids is bad enough (and I’m guilty as hell there,) but I don’t need Chris Hansen at work.

    • Pat C.

      You don’t think she’s reached puberty yet? (ref. definition of pedophile).

    • Tom

      You don’t even know what pedophile means, idiot ^^

    • Tom

      btw: Legal age in Germany is 14 and there’s not single country in Europe where the legal age is 18. Just saying

      • Even in Germany you’d be a creepy motherfuck, like the fat bald guy in the picture above.

      • Tom

        She’s an attractive girl. There no man, no matter which age, who can deny that. And if a man says he’s not attracted to her, then he’s simply a liar

        btw: An ugly guy staring at a beautiful girl is always creepy ^^

      • Mos

        Today, we are all the fat bald guy in the picture above…

      • Tom

        I’m neither fat nor ugly but the way I looked at the pictures is probably the same ;)

      • Pat C

        I notice Tom didn’t say he was attracted to her, just demonstrates that he knows laws and definitions of words. I think that’s what make him a creepy motherfuck – he has this scary thing called “knowledge”.

      • McBeef, are you German or have you lived in Germany that you can state definitively that in Germany her would be considered a “creepy motherfuck”? I have seen some of the shit that Germans are into and banging a 16 year old girl is way down on the list.

        So if a 30 year old man banged a 16 year old it is creepy, but if a 32 year old man banged an 18 year old then all of a sudden it is magically not creepy, how exactly does that all work?

        This country is full of all bullshit age crap. You can join drive a 5,000 pound missile at 75mph at 16, vote, join the military and get your head blown off at 18, but can’t drink until 21. That makes no fucking sense.

    • cc

      You do have a point. I don’t access The Superficial at work just to be on the safe side but getting spotted checking out this gallery would definitely land me in HR…and turn me into the worst sort of grist for the office rumor mill.

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    schmidtler
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to get on that and ride it hard all damned day.
    I mean the jet ski of course.
    screw it, who am I kidding – I’ll just go turn myself in now.

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    When I see the fat bald guy with his tongue out all I can think of is Alan from the “Hangover” saying this: “I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school… or a Chuck E. Cheese.”

  9. TheJoaker

    In the background of every photo like this, there’s a fat guy… Fuck, I can’t look at him anymore

  10. I love that this twit is at the beach, on the beautiful ocean, and is staring at her phone, texting. awesome.

    • Trek Girl

      Right, because it isn’t at all possible that she’s telling someone where to meet her and her friends, making plans for later, talking to her parents, or doing any task that takes but a few seconds or minutes to complete before going back to her beach activities.

      No, she’s a twit who doesn’t know how to appreciate nature even the she has clearly been in the water and was enjoying her time there.

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    is it too young if she’s holding a teddy bear when she poses?

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    nice–tats of a palm tree and lips. that will look damn classy and fine when she’s 40.

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    I don’t know what is more disturbing, two old, fat, hairy guys are standing around creating spank bank memories or two smokin’ hot late teen girls don’t even notice.

  14. Dr. Phil

    I can understand ogling 16 year olds because the majority (literally) of American women are overweight starting just a few years after that. Current statistics, not hate.

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    She looks like 14

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Not just for breakfast anymore.

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    Commented on this photo:

    This could really bring a knock on the door by Chris Hansen. I think I’ll wait for a couple of years until she’s 18 and had the boob job before I make comments.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope those are temporary tattoos…otherwise I’m gonna called her “Scribbles”.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    IMO this Canseco booty > Baldwin booty

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    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    The good news is I’m way less afraid of Jose Canseco than Alec Baldwin.

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    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with the stupid tattoos again?! I’m not commenting on anything else until I checked her age.

  22. The Illuminati Did It

    Exactly how did Slater look in that bikini.

  23. I would think the headliner would have been Gorilla Monsoon’s son not Canseco’s average looking teenage kid.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    In much the same way that Bruce Willis’s face doesn’t work particularly well on a woman, Jose Canseco’s face is not a great look for a teenage girl.

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    Am I missing something? That may be the flattest ass I’ve ever seen.

  26. Lonely Dragon

    call he police – someone stole her tits!

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    Is it possible that by hanging out with this brunette girl, she, too, will grow some of those bumps on her chest?

  28. She’s adorable and will undoubtedly grow into a beautiful woman. Can hardly wait to see pics of her in a few years. By that time, ZaSu Pitts would make me horny!

  29. congrats to vin diesel and his pregnancy.

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    She’s got a tat of New Jersey (why?) on her arm. The legal age there is 16. Go for it.

  31. Meh, she is legal in my state, legal in damn near most of the world. Who cares? Like I am supposed to believe you fuckers look at a girl, then stop when you find out she is under 18 and then magically start back up when she is 18.

    If she came up to you, nibbled on your ear and said she wanted to do it right now, 16 or 17, every one of you fuckers would jump up and do her right there.

    It is not porn of any kind, Chris Hansen and no one else is fucking coming, no one cares.

  32. colt13

    She’s already 16? Time files. Her mom is on Hollywood Exes, and did Playboy. That’s who you should be posting.

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    Carlos Danger
    Commented on this photo:

    Wanna stick my dick up that ass.

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    Carlos Danger
    Commented on this photo:

    Just throw a bag over its face and fuck the shit out of that little pussy

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    Carlos Danger
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    Nice fat pussy already. I rike

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    Carlos Danger
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    Nice little tits and tan line around her box.

  37. Brooke

    Come on, guys…. assuming most of us are adults with jobs and maybe even kids of our own, is it not a little pathetic to see ourselves judging the nooks and crannies of a high schooler’s body? She’s just learning to drive and we’re talking about whether or not her ass is too flat or bangable… which is just sick. You can say what legal age is and what not, and you can argue that she may or may not be sexually active already, but all this is sounding a bit depraved. Fish, seriously, your worrying me… I know you get lots of hits from sick fucks when you post these pics of Ireland Baldwin and new girl Josie, but a lot of us would rather not see this kind of thing. She’s a kid. If we’re going to make sex symbols on this site, let’s at least have people with fully formed brains in bikinis up for show and tell.

    • pancit

      Nobody forced her to wear a barely-there bikini that rides up her ass crack. If she’s going to advertise why cant we inspect the goods?

      • And if this site is going to be limited to showing pics of women with ‘fully formed brains’, then fish can kiss all those truckloads of sweet, sweet Kardashian Klan clickthrough $$ bye bye.

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    “Argggh little missy could I have me eyepatch back ?”

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    “Hurry the guy with the big belly is after us !”

  40. Roman Polanski

    WOW!

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    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    Ireland who?

  42. PJ

    She’s hot and I’m a 38 yr old virgin so who cares.

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    Telly Scope
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a VCH I see?

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    YoureNASTY
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop posting pictures of teenage girls you fucking pedophile! Creep! No longer reading your stuff, pedophile.

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    heey
    Commented on this photo:

    If this does not end now, in three years time no one will think twice before posting pics of 12 year old girls, if they already look like women.
    The girl is 16, she is a CHILD. Stop posting semi-nudes of children. This is not an appropriate picture. Don’t care how grown she looks, you KNOW she is 16, don’t post pics like this of kids you know are still kids.

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    heey
    Commented on this photo:

    She is a kid barely 16 years of age. The female breasts are not fully grown until age 22-25. Too bad plastic surgeons lie and let kids 16-18 go and have implants. Just as the hip widen, the breasts grow, natural thing.

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    heey
    Commented on this photo:

    There should be a fine for parents who let their underage kids wear next to nothing, and bare butt 16 in public, where is mom and dad?

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    Martina
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my … just look at that luscious ass.
    I could do that rear all day.

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    Martina
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    I wonder if anybody has told her that she has a sexy ass?

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