Josie Canseco Is Your New Ireland Baldwin

Today we are all Fat Bald Guy In An Ed Hardy Bathing Suit Sticking His Tongue Out.

Here’s Jose Canseco’s 16-year-old daughter Josie Canseco in Miami yesterday because Ireland Baldwin’s in New York with her dad so just assume the shots of Slater Trout banging her in a bikini will be kept to a minimum. Plus she’s getting kind of old and the Internet Gods demand fresh meat. *bites giant turkey leg, eats bushel of grapes* PREPARE THE SACRIFICE. *fights off Chris Hansen with a swordfish*

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